George The Volcano - Revision history

MrTomato26: /* Quotes */

2013-12-11T02:42:08Z

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Crazy Luigi at 19:28, 16 July 2012

2012-07-16T19:28:20Z

Yoshit: /* Personality */

2011-09-05T08:17:31Z

Personality

Yoshit: Volvic water is a product of France.

2011-08-02T14:33:41Z

Volvic water is a product of France.

SamuraiMaster: /* Quotes */

2011-04-08T02:52:37Z

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Yoshit at 23:25, 17 November 2010

2010-11-17T23:25:29Z

Crazy Luigi at 12:13, 30 June 2010

2010-06-30T12:13:11Z

NinjaCoachZ at 12:06, 30 June 2010

2010-06-30T12:06:08Z

VanillaSkittles at 16:48, 28 June 2010

2010-06-28T16:48:45Z

KingKoopa64 at 14:06, 26 May 2010

2010-05-26T14:06:26Z

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 {{poopquote|George Volcano|What the [[fuck]] are you doing, you lazy Muppet?! You've been sitting on your fat [[ass]] for over [[4]] hours! [[Yes|You're such a waste of space!]]}}
 {{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Fuck]] you, Tyrannosaurus Alan!  I'll have you for breakfast!}}
 ==Links==

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 |occupation=Making his water tasty for the ladies
 |nationality=French
-|cast=
+|cast=Matt Berry
 }}
 [[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]]

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 *One time he was making Cillit Bang for breakfast.
 *He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first.
-*Location: Lake District, UK.
+*Location: Central France.
 *Really hates [[Yoshi]] because he hates watah! Glubba-dub-dubba!
 *Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers.

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 |age=Over two millions years old.
 |occupation=Making his water tasty for the ladies
-|nationality=English
+|nationality=French
 |cast=
 }}
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 '''George the Volcano''' is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe.  He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millennia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner.
-Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric Britain
+Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric France
 ==Personality==
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 [[Category:Fat Characters]]
 [[Category:Loud Characters]]
-[[Category:British]]
+[[Category:Europeans]]

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 {{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Yes]].}}
 {{poopquote|George Volcano|What the [[fuck]] are you doing, you lazy Muppet?! You've been sitting on your fat [[ass]] for over [[4]] hours! [[Yes|You're such a waste of space!]]}}
 ==Links==

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 [[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]]
 [[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]]
+[[Image:Volvic box art.jpg|thumb|right|Volvic on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]].]]
 '''George the Volcano''' is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe.  He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millennia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner.
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 He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of [[violence]], that you TRY SOME right away).
-[[Image:Volvic box art.jpg|thumb|right|Volvic on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]].]]
 Some fun facts about George:
 *His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.
 *Life apparently grabs him by the conkers.
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 *It has been speculated that he is [[Misty]]'s father.
 *George is the owner of his own private car dealership. It is suspected that he uses his birds to slave away all day to make the cars, and although this may be true, the [[Scout|only person who ever saw it]] was too shocked to say anything. By the time he came to his senses, he [[No|forgot what he was going to say.]]
 ==Quotes==
 {{poopquote|George Volcano|Hello, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]! I'm filling my [[water]] with [[cum|Volcanicityyyyy]]!}}
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 *http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout
 *http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog
 {{DEFAULTSORT:George the Volcano}}
 [[Category:Business People]]
 [[Category:Fat Characters]]
 [[Category:Loud Characters]]

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 |image=DADDYNOW1.png
 |shows=Volvic Ads
 |sex=Male
 |age=Over two millions years old.