Duke Nukem - Revision history

Melongod at 19:27, 18 December 2013

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NinjaCoachZ at 00:35, 7 June 2011

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Crazy Luigi at 07:28, 27 January 2011

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 [[Image: Duke_nukem.jpg‎|thumb|I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.]]
-This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3-D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in June 2011, which is coincidentally when the end of the world happens.
+Duke only gained popularity after his shitty first 2 games bombed and Duke Nukem 3-D revolutionized gaming. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in June 2011, which is coincidentally when the end of the world happens.
 ==Trivia==

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 *He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either.
 *Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]"
-*Since he has been MIA for more than a deacde, he has been declared "[[Illegal|legally]] [[dead]]". But recently his return has been announced so... HE IS ALIVE!
+*Since he was MIA for more than a deacde, he had been declared "[[Illegal|legally]] [[dead]]", but recently returned, so... HE IS ALIVE!
 *His first two games sucked [[ass|ass]] , then we got to hear him talk
 *Has once flown a space ship powered by his awesomeness , then it got shot down. He later retrieved it, only for it to be shot down again.

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 *He almost was killed while on his honeymoon with [[Communists|Joseph Stalin]].
 *Duke Nukem shoots point blank through the groin so the bullets come out of his enemies' asses.
-*Was rejected by the United States Military for being TOO EXTREME.
+*Was rejected by the United States Marine Corps for being TOO EXTREME.
 *Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming.
 *He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either.

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 [[Image: Duke_nukem.jpg‎|thumb|I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.]]
-This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3-D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in May 2011
+This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3-D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in June 2011, which is coincidentally when the end of the world happens.
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 *Was rejected by the United States Military for being TOO EXTREME.
 *Has a new video game coming out for the [[Nintendo]] DS and the PSP, but I'm sure that it won't be released ever, so all you Duke Nukem fantards better keep up with your dreaming.
-*He has the same voice actor as Big the Cat. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either.
+*He has the same voice actor as [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Big the Cat]]. To be honest, [[I]] didn't believe it either.
 *Is the only person to [[no]]t be afraid of [[Duck Donald]]. Infact, he actually had the [[balls]] to say to him "SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] [[Ass|ASS!!!]]"
 *Since he has been MIA for more than a deacde, he has been declared "[[Illegal|legally]] [[dead]]". But recently his return has been announced so... HE IS ALIVE!
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 *WHAT... DID YOU THINK I WAS ''GONE'' FOREVER?
 *DAMN, YOUR'E UGLY!
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 *YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL.
 *WHAT... DID YOU THINK I WAS ''GONE'' FOREVER?
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 ==Ventrilo Harassment==
-Came out of retirement one day just to piss of Lord of The Rings Online [gay|fags]. This ended up getting him out of retirement for the 2010 MAGfest thing-y for [[4]] days with him using some new dialogue.
+Came out of retirement one day just to piss of Lord of The Rings Online [[gay|fags]]. This ended up getting him out of retirement for the 2010 MAGfest thing-y for [[4]] days with him using some new dialogue.
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 [[Image: Duke_nukem.jpg‎|thumb|I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.]]
 This kind fellow was debuted in the ever popular first person shooter PC game, Duke Nukem 3-D. Revolving around somewhat of the same gameplay as Doom or Wolfenstein 3-D, the game is pretty much about blowing up monsters, collecting shit to unlock doors, and paying strippers to... well you know what. The newest game in production, "Duke Nukem Forever" <s>has been delayed for over a decade or so, so keep dreaming fanboys</s> is going to be released in May 2011
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 *Was proclaimed by [[Screwattack]] to be the most coolest video game character of all time. Infact, he was so cool that they admitted that would've higher than being number one.
 *[[Screwattack]] also named Duke Nukem 3-D, which is proclaimed by many to be his best game by far, as the 7th best FPS video game ever. It defeated BioShock (Which I k[[no]]w that many mother[[fuck]]ers will be very pissed off about that.), Doom 3, and [[Gordon Freeman|Half-Life 2]], yet lost out to Counter-Strike, Quake, Wolfenstein 3-D, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, [[Halo]], and [[James Bond|Goldeneye 007]].
 *Duke Nukem is so bad[[ass]] that when he takes a [[shit]], he does it on a dead corpse.
 *It is told that Duke Nukem killed [[Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]]s with his bare hands.
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 *I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASSES.
 *YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL.
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 ==Ventrilo Harassment==
 Came out of retirement one day just to piss of WoW fags. This ended up getting him out of retirement for the 2010 MAGfest thing-y for [[4]] days with him using some new dialogue.
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