Angry Video Game Nerd - Revision history

31.166.202.202 at 17:04, 12 October 2024

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31.166.202.202 at 17:04, 12 October 2024

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SesameMalcolm99 at 22:11, 17 December 2019

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SesameMalcolm99 at 22:08, 17 December 2019

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SesameMalcolm99: james is 39 now

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james is 39 now

SesameMalcolm99 at 21:18, 16 December 2019

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Morshe at 18:49, 15 November 2019

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Trivia

Probo at 22:28, 2 November 2019

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 ==Description==
-The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 39-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], [[the '90s]], and as of recent, the 2000's. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
+The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 26-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], [[the '90s]], and as of recent, the 2000's. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
 ==Quotes==

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 *"It isn't chocolate nor is it poop; it's ''shit''!"
 *"Duck! Wow, I just shot down a fuck by saying duck!"
-*I'm drinking Rolling Rock... on the Rock and Roller!" <small>You son of a bitch.</small>
+*"I'm drinking Rolling Rock... ''on'' the Roll 'n Rocker!"
 *"We haven't even gotten through the credits yet, and this game is ''already'' a pile of monkey fuck."
 *"A FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK! An upside-down fuckin' chicken mask!!"

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 ==Description==
-The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 39-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], and [[the '90s]]. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
+The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 39-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], [[the '90s]], and as of recent, the 2000's. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
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 *"Dear Nintendo Power editor: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
 *"This game better stop sucking ass or else I'm gonna have to give it the FINGER! The ''middle'' finger!"
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 ==Description==
-The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 30-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], and [[the '90s]]. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
+The Angry Video Game Nerd is a 39-year-old nerd played by James Rolfe who reviews shitty games from [[the '70s]], [[the '80s]], and [[the '90s]]. He's gonna take you back to the past, and play the shitty games that suck ass. These games are so bad, he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd, the angry Atari, Sega nerd, but most of all, the Angry Video Game... ''Nerd.''
 ==Quotes==

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 *"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"
 *"Wow. I'm playing [[Top Gun]] with the [[Power Glove]]. It's like puking on a pile of shit!"
-*"Cr(y)itical Bypass: It's critical of you to bypass this game."
+*"Crytical Bypass: It's critical of you to bypass this game."
 *"It's a [[Nintendo|Nin]][[toaster]]... and [[yes]], it works."
 [[Image:OWA_Winner.png|thumb|right|The Nerd is a winner of this award for having the Best Online Web Series around. It's even better than the [[Nostalgia Critic]]'s Web Series!]]
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 *"Then Steve Urkel shows up and I'm like, 'what the fuck is this?!'"
 *"Well, it was a blowout all right... a blow out your ass!"
-*"OH MY GOD! IT'S BUGS BUNNY! BUGS FUCKING BUNNY!!"
+*"OH MY GOD! IT'S BUGS BUNNY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, IN MY OWN HOUSE! BUGS BUNNY! BUGS FUCKING BUNNY!!"
 *"Ain't you a goddamn fucking piece of shit!"
 *"Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout!? How 'bout Bugs Bunny's Birthday BEATING!?"
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 *"A tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha, that's all, fucks!"
 *"[[You]] are free to enjoy seama- aw [[No|No! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!]] It's SEAMAN! SEA! MAN! Not semen...."
-*"For [[Star Trek|Nimoy]]! '''''FOR [[Star Trek|NIIMOOOYY]]!'''''"
+*"One die? NO CONTINUES?! Give me ONE good reason why there are no continues! WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! ''WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES?!?!?!'' ''WHYYYYY?!?!?!''"
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 *[http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack Also, check him out at GameTrailers in the ScrewAttack section.]
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 *"'''FUUUUUCK!!!!!'''"
 *"ASS!"
-*"When I found out there was a [Transformers] movie, I was just about to shit my Transformers underwear!"
+*"When I found out there was a [[Transformers]] movie, I was just about to shit my Transformers underwear!"
 *"This game... is '''HORRENDOUS!'''"
-*"Holy shit! It's [[Spider-Man|SPIDER-MAN!]]"
+*"Holy shit! It's SPIDER-MAN!"
 *"It's really one of the things we need for birth control."
-*"Looks like [[Superman]] is stroking his super dick!"
+*"Looks like Superman is stroking his super dick!"
 *"[[The Legend of Zelda (Cartoon)|Legend of My ASS!!!]]"
 *"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"
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 *"Now you might be thinking "Aw, is that his comeback? Is that all he's got?" Well, no. I've got more. ''You're a poopy head!''"
 *"CRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!"
-*"Then [[Steve Urkel]] shows up and I'm like, 'what the fuck is this?!'"
+*"Then Steve Urkel shows up and I'm like, 'what the fuck is this?!'"
 *"Well, it was a blowout all right... a blow out your ass!"
-*"OH MY GOD! IT'S [[Bugs Bunny|BUGS BUNNY! BUGS FUCKING BUNNY!!]]"
+*"OH MY GOD! IT'S BUGS BUNNY! BUGS FUCKING BUNNY!!"
 *"Ain't you a goddamn fucking piece of shit!"
 *"Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout!? How 'bout Bugs Bunny's Birthday BEATING!?"
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 *"A FUCKIN' CHICKEN MASK! An upside-down fuckin' chicken mask!!"
 *"This nerd makes me look like Charles Bronson!"
-*"[[Steve Urkel]] could beat the shit out of this guy!"
+*"Steve Urkel could beat the shit out of this guy!"
 *"I'd rather fuck the Wicked Witch of the West!"
 *"I'd rather play a CD-i game!"
 *"Your three toads are named "Rash", "Pimple" and "Zitz". Why such disgusting names!? How about "Herpes", "Genital Warts", and "Gonorrhea"?!"
 *"Cowabunga. Cowa-'''FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT!''' This game is diarrhea coming from my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and ''I don't like it''."
-*"Wow, um, the number has definitely changed. And we now have a ''[[Nintendo]] game'' that gives a ''phone number'' to a [[sex]] hotline. [[Yes|That is fucking awesome!]]"
+*"Wow, um, the number has definitely changed. And we now have a ''[[Nintendo]] game'' that gives a ''phone number'' to a sex hotline. [[Yes|That is fucking awesome!]]"
 *"I am dead fucking serious. Dead. Fucking. Serious."
 *"I think I get it. Why, it's the best game ever made. It's more than a game! It exposes the dual nature of the human spirit. The only way to win the game is to be Jekyll, but you wanna be Hyde so you can shoot shit! You see, it's a constant battle between good and evil, and Jekyll must stay farther along his path than Hyde. If Hyde gains the lead, then evil will triumph over good, and that's the true conflict of the human soul! And to deny the evil completely would only force it into the subconcious mind, like a city broken into different social classes: people don't wanna step outside their own boundaries, like Jekyll wandering into the wrong section of town, he's unwelcome! Nevertheless, he must abide by his own good nature. No wonder the cane doesn't work! The game does not reward you for acting upon your malevolent intentions! It's a proposed guideline for a set of morality rules to be programmed into real life! It uses the Victorian Era as a fundamental depiction of outward respectiability and inward lust, it's a metaphor for social and geographical fragmentation! It eludes the Freud theory of repression in which unacceptable desires or impulses are excluded from the concious mind and left to operate on their own in the unconcious... Or, you could just say, the game fucking sucks!"
 *"A tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha, that's all, fucks!"
-*"[[You]] are free to enjoy seama- aw [[No|No! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!]] It's SEAMAN! SEA! MAN! Not [[cum|semen]]...."
+*"[[You]] are free to enjoy seama- aw [[No|No! NO! NO! NO! NOOO!]] It's SEAMAN! SEA! MAN! Not semen...."
 *"For [[Star Trek|Nimoy]]! '''''FOR [[Star Trek|NIIMOOOYY]]!'''''"

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 *He currently lives in [[Philadelphia|Narberth]], [[Pennsylvania|PA]].
 *He wants to kill Jessica Rabbit from ''"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"''
-*He once lost to [[Glass Joe]] with the [[Power Glove]]. He Once ''Lost'' To [[Glass Joe|GLASS JOE]] With The [[Power Glove|POWER GLOVE!!!]]
+*He once lost to Glass Joe with the [[Power Glove]]. He Once ''Lost'' To GLASS JOE With The [[Power Glove|POWER GLOVE!!!]]
 *Has teamed up with Captain S, and no, the S does not stand for Suck or Shit (However, rumors say that Captain S is a ripoff of [[Captain N]], only cornier.).
 *Loves punching spiders & bitch-slapping snakes.
 *Known practitioner of the [[Falcon Punch]], revealed in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5u9DWMwkoA Get Punched By The Nintendo Nerd!!]
 *Made his own poop in his review of the "Sega CD," which was an add on for the Sega Genesis.
-*Jason Voorhees, [[Freddy Krueger]], [[Spider-Man]], [[Bugs Bunny]], LeatherFace, Michael Myers, & The Lion from The Wizard of Oz, among many others were guest stars in his videos. Yet, he was disappointed that some naked chick didn't [[Sex|hump the crap]] out of him.
+*Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, LeatherFace, Michael Myers, & The Lion from The Wizard of Oz, among many others were guest stars in his videos. Yet, he was disappointed that some naked chick didn't hump the crap out of him.
 *He was once kidnapped by a crazed [[AVGN Hippie/Fan|fan/hippie]] and a hillbilly. Includes LeatherFace.
 *Once babysat some kids on Halloween while fighting Michael Myers.
-*Has killed [[Brock Samson]] before.
+*Has killed Brock Samson before.
 *Has killed Jason Voorhees & Freddy Krueger, yet he was too weak to defeat Michael Myers, so he let the two kids he was babysitting defeat him by themselves.
-*Once kept on punching the shit out of Bugs Bunny until he broke his thumb to fight [[Rocky Balboa]].
+*Once kept on punching the shit out of Bugs Bunny until he broke his thumb to fight Rocky Balboa.
-*He also once took a [[shit]] on Bugs Bunny in his "Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout" review. However, Bugs Bunny got his revenge when he took a [[shit]] on the AVGN in the "Bugs Bunny's/[[Woody Woodpecker]]'s Crazy Castle" series' review.
+*He also once took a [[shit]] on Bugs Bunny in his "Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout" review. However, Bugs Bunny got his revenge when he took a [[shit]] on the AVGN in the "Bugs Bunny's/Woody Woodpecker's Crazy Castle" series' review.
 *Sometimes, whenever a video game is really, really, really bad, he can destroy it in random ways (Such as putting one NES game of a popular movie that I'm sure everyone & their mothers know of into a [[toaster]] as an example.).
 *He hates the [[Tourettes Guy]] because the Tourettes Guy hates AVGN (and said he looked an [[ASS]] in his Nintendo accessory battlegear.
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 *He once created a super hero out of many empty beer carrier. Yep, you guessed it. He created the superhero known as Beer Man. His specialty involves making everyone party with beer.
 *Would fight with Super Mecha Death Christ 2,000 B.C. Ver. 3.0 Beta to defeat Satan's copy of Super Mario Bros. 3. Satan would get majorly pissed off about that and fights them for the [[die|death]] of his Super Mario Bros. 3 game, ''but'' it doesn't work out too well for him.
-*Unexpectedly saw the [[Nostalgia Critic]] again in Chicago, and so, they fought the final battle once and for all. However, unexpected help came from both sides from both parties, such as [[Benzaie]], former Screwattack employee Handsome Tom, [[Linkara]], ThatAussieGuy (Who would get fired after the fight.), Kyle Justin, Sean Fausz/hopewithinchaos (known by many as the Epic Fail guy), TheSpoonyOne, Marzgurl, Angry Joe, Little Miss Gamer, Paw Dugan, ThatChickWithTheGoggles, [[Chester A. Bum]], and just about everyone on the Nostalgia Critic's website that isn't ThatDudeInTheSuede, as well as a grown up [[Captain Planet|Ma-Ti]].
+*Unexpectedly saw the [[Nostalgia Critic]] again in Chicago, and so, they fought the final battle once and for all. However, unexpected help came from both sides from both parties, such as Benzaie, former Screwattack employee Handsome Tom, Linkara, ThatAussieGuy (Who would get fired after the fight.), Kyle Justin, Sean Fausz/hopewithinchaos (known by many as the Epic Fail guy), TheSpoonyOne, Marzgurl, Angry Joe, Little Miss Gamer, Paw Dugan, ThatChickWithTheGoggles, [[Chester A. Bum]], and just about everyone on the Nostalgia Critic's website that isn't ThatDudeInTheSuede, as well as a grown up Ma-Ti.
 *Tried to rekill the [[Nostalgia Critic]] by taking some of his partners (mostly those who play video games) and gangmurder the shit out of him. Luckily, he had a few partners of his own.
 *In the end, they both settled for a truce and both the AVGN and the Nostalgia Critic did a review of the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]' Making of Their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour.
-*Once punched [[Linkara]] for screaming '''"[[Wolverine|ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!]]"''' at [[Your Face|his face.]] That, and for punching [[Kirby]] and throwing his [[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis on his bed while screaming the exact same thing.
+*Once punched Linkara for screaming '''"[ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!"''' at [[Your Face|his face.]] That, and for punching [[Kirby]] and throwing his [[SEGA|Sega]] Genesis on his bed while screaming the exact same thing.
 *Is really close to owning all the NES games ever created (Including all the European-only and Japanese-only games.).
 *Reminds people countless times that he hates [[Anti-Uctions|LJN]].
-*Has been to Comic-Con a couple of times, especially the one where he got screwed over by "The [[Twilight]] Line", where Twilight fantards where in a huge-[[ass]] line that screwed over many a person. He stated that Comic-Con should be changed into "Line-Con."
+*Has been to Comic-Con a couple of times, especially the one where he got screwed over by "The Twilight Line", where Twilight fantards where in a huge-ass line that screwed over many a person. He stated that Comic-Con should be changed into "Line-Con."
 *Has usually been able to review a certain (few) video game(s) during the time a movie of some certain thing's about to be released.
 *He once reviewed a Japanese-only game called Transformers: Convoy (Though that's mistaken on the cartridge as Comvoy.) [[no]] Nazo (Which translates to Transformers: The Mystery of Optimus Prime in English.) for the Famicom/Family Computer, which is the Japanese version of the NES/[[Nintendo]] Entertainment System. That means that all regions of video games that are just plain shitty aren't safe from the wrath of the almighty Angry Video Game Nerd.
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 *The Happy Video Game Nerd says that the Angry Video Game Nerd is his brother.
 *According to himself, Super Mario Bros. 3 = [[You]] going to [[Hell|Hell.]]
-*Whenever he just gets bored and video games and movies don't do the trick, he becomes the man named [[Board James]] ([[You]] get it?). Board James just reviews board games, whether they be good or bad.
+*Whenever he just gets bored and video games and movies don't do the trick, he becomes the man named Board James ([[You]] get it?). Board James just reviews board games, whether they be good or bad.
 [[Image:Nerdlol.jpg|thumb|left|320px|The AVGN's ready for the next time the [[AVGN Hippie/Fan]] comes crashing by during one of his reviews.]]
-*Also, whenever he finds something that's just plain bullshitty, he becomes [[The Bullshit Man|the Bullshit Man.]]
+*Also, whenever he finds something that's just plain bullshitty, he becomes the Bullshit Man.
-*Made a tribute video for [[Michael Jackson]] during his death.
+*Made a tribute video for Michael Jackson during his death.
 *Was not needed when James Rolfe wanted to review the new Ghostbusters game for the [[Xbox 360]], the [[Playstation 3]], and the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]].
 *Got flabbergasted when he found out that in the NES' version of [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Is Missing!,]] [[you]] have to return [[Donkey Kong|King Kong]] to the Empire State Building because the [[King Koopa|Koopas,]] or in this case, ''"Kleptomanicial Koopas,"'' apparently stole him from there and put him in a normal-sized money bag.
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 *He thinks that the weirdest games that he'd ever seen in his life are Attack of The Mutant Penguins for the Atari Jaguar and [[Plumbers Don't Wear Ties]] for the Pana[[sonic]] 3DO. (Don't [[you]] think it's just weird and perfect that these types of games only appeared on the shitty consoles?)
 *He loves [[Rocky]], and even made a documentary where he toured the locations in [[Philadelphia]] seen in the Rocky movies, which was called "Rocky Jumped a Park Bench".
-**Hates the [[Sega]] Master System game, though, and even threw it down the steps of the [[Philadelphia]] Museum of Art (Which are the Rocky steps, [[you]] dumb[[ass]].).
+**Hates the [[Sega]] Master System game, though, and even threw it down the steps of the [[Philadelphia]] Museum of Art (Which are the Rocky steps, [[you]] dumbass.).
 *Was once mistaken by [[daedreamer87]] as John Rolfe.
 *Because the Magnavox Odyssey wasn't single-player compatible, he made a clone of himself from his own feces in order to play it. This clone was known only as "The Nerdy Turd".
-[[Image:Funny.jpg|thumb|right|The nerd is shocked - SHOCKED! - to meet his rivals in Angry Joe and [[TheSpoonyOne]] at E3.]]
+[[Image:Funny.jpg|thumb|right|The nerd is shocked - SHOCKED! - to meet his rivals in Angry Joe and TheSpoonyOne at E3.]]
-*When he found out that the [[Godzilla]] from modern times were much better than those of the NES and SNES times, he yelled every curse word that he knew. However, when he ran out of swear words to say, he decided to [[cum|come]] up with a new curse for himself. Fortunately (or rather unfortunately), those who are young to curse have it lucky because he decided that the public shouldn't need to hear that word.
+*When he found out that the Godzilla from modern times were much better than those of the NES and SNES times, he yelled every curse word that he knew. However, when he ran out of swear words to say, he decided to come up with a new curse for himself. Fortunately (or rather unfortunately), those who are young to curse have it lucky because he decided that the public shouldn't need to hear that word.
 *One Halloween, he decided that it's going to go in overtime when decided to review all the Castlevania games from the NES all the way into the [[Nintendo]] 64 and [[Playstation 3|Playstation]] times.
 *He thought that it was strange that Super Noah's Ark 3-D and Little Red Hood were the only two games that needed a[[no]]ther cartridge on top of them in order to play them correctly.

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 *He once inadvertently beat [[Zelda]] II: The Adventure of [[Link]] while using [[the Power Glove]] and talking about how [[good]], yet impossibly hard it is. It was actually after saying that the Power Glove would make it impossible that he ended up beating the final boss with it.
 *The AVGN will have his own movie coming out soon. [[Yes]].
-*The AVGN actually stared in a fanfic with the [[Nostalgia Critic]] written as a love story by [[Retard|Hammohamster]], [[Yes|but you don't want to know about that]].
+*The AVGN actually stared in a fanfic with the [[Nostalgia Critic]] written as a love story by Hammohamster, [[Yes|but you don't want to know about that]].
 **And the same person written a love story between the AVGN and [[The Irate Gamer]] called "never meant to be" but we wouldn't be surprised that this hammohamster dude also wrote [[Pinkie Pie|Cupcakes]] in a new identity.
 *He has a new baby daughter as of April 2013. Good on him!