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[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar whenever he sees YOU!]] | [[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar whenever he sees YOU!]] | ||
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− | [[ | + | *THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO [[YOU]]!!!!!!! |
− | *[[Gay Luigi]] ordered | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] ordered [[You]] to help [[Fat Mario]] and him save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]]. |
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*Mario wants '''You''' to "[[Get The Hint?|Get the hint]]". | *Mario wants '''You''' to "[[Get The Hint?|Get the hint]]". | ||
*Mario tells '''You''' to remind him to check for a switch. | *Mario tells '''You''' to remind him to check for a switch. | ||
*Mario hints that if '''You''' need instructions getting through the hotels to check the enclosed Instruction Book. | *Mario hints that if '''You''' need instructions getting through the hotels to check the enclosed Instruction Book. | ||
*The back of the [[Hotel Mario]] case states that only '''You''' can save the princess. | *The back of the [[Hotel Mario]] case states that only '''You''' can save the princess. | ||
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*YouTube has '''You''' within it's name. | *YouTube has '''You''' within it's name. | ||
*The [[Engineer]] thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at '''You'''. | *The [[Engineer]] thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at '''You'''. | ||
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*'''You''' no hungry for Octorock, '''You''' Hungry for Hot Pockets. | *'''You''' no hungry for Octorock, '''You''' Hungry for Hot Pockets. | ||
*'''You''' are NINCOMBOTS | *'''You''' are NINCOMBOTS | ||
− | * | + | *George the Volcano is filling up his water with Volcamisity. Rain filters down through his handsome volcano rocks, which create a wild mineral water. It grabs life by the conkers and hydrates [[You]] till [[You]] shout "CUM ON, WORLD, I'LL HAVE [[YOU]] FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!" |
− | *Tyrannosaurus Allan also wants ''' | + | *Tyrannosaurus Allan also wants [[You]] for breakfast |
− | *'''You''' want it? | + | *Do '''You''' Want-Lamp oil, Rope, [[Bomb]]s? |
+ | *'''You''' want it? its '''you'''rs my friend... | ||
*"I can't give it to <b>YOU</b> on credit. Why don't <b>YOU</b> come back when <b>YOU</b>'re a little, MMMMMM, richer?" | *"I can't give it to <b>YOU</b> on credit. Why don't <b>YOU</b> come back when <b>YOU</b>'re a little, MMMMMM, richer?" | ||
+ | *as long as '''You''' have enough Rope, | ||
*'''YOU''' fail, '''YOU'''r highness. | *'''YOU''' fail, '''YOU'''r highness. | ||
− | *''' | + | *'''YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU''' KILLLLLLLEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
*They didn't want '''YOU''' to know that '''YOU''' are really an adopted child! | *They didn't want '''YOU''' to know that '''YOU''' are really an adopted child! | ||
*[[Gordon]] disapproves of '''YOU'''. | *[[Gordon]] disapproves of '''YOU'''. | ||
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*Who the [[fuck]] do '''YOU''' think '''You''' are? | *Who the [[fuck]] do '''YOU''' think '''You''' are? | ||
*[[Jonny]]'s got his eye on '''you''', wood-hater! | *[[Jonny]]'s got his eye on '''you''', wood-hater! | ||
− | *'''You''' | + | *'''You''' Are EVIL! '''You''' want to destroy the world. Don't Dream It. BEEE IT! Religious Subtext. |
*[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast. | *[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast. | ||
*'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]]. | *'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]]. | ||
*'''YOU''' MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! | *'''YOU''' MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! | ||
*Why won't '''YOU''' just fuck off and [[die]]?! | *Why won't '''YOU''' just fuck off and [[die]]?! | ||
− | *[[ | + | *The [[Barack Obama|President]] has been kidnapped by [[Naruto|ninjas.]] Are '''YOU''' a bad enough dude to rescue the [[Obama|President]]? |
− | *[[Die]], | + | *[[Die]], monster! '''YOU''' have no place in this world! |
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*'''YOU''' are really starting to annoy me! | *'''YOU''' are really starting to annoy me! | ||
*[[NO]] '''YOU!''' | *[[NO]] '''YOU!''' | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[I.M. Meen]] Hates '''YOU!!!''' |
− | *Wretched | + | *Wretched Child! '''YOU'''ve Ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now '''YOU'''re going to PAY!!!!!!!!!! |
− | *'''YOU''' are beginning to annoy [[I.M. Meen | + | *'''YOU''' are beginning to annoy [[I.M. Meen|me]], '''you''' miserable little goody goody. |
− | * | + | *The scenes in Chewiki may disturb '''YOU'''ng children. |
*'''YOU''' are not permitted to see [[hentai|this.]] | *'''YOU''' are not permitted to see [[hentai|this.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:Warrior.jpg|frame|right|What '''YOU''' might be like after seeing a few pages in this [[Chewiki]].]] | ||
*[[Batman]] and [[Robin]] always want to teach '''YOU''' to go to Zellers. | *[[Batman]] and [[Robin]] always want to teach '''YOU''' to go to Zellers. | ||
*[[Doc Louis]] wants '''[[Little Mac|YOU]]''' to become a champion. | *[[Doc Louis]] wants '''[[Little Mac|YOU]]''' to become a champion. | ||
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*'''YOU''' [[no|definately are a chronic]] [[masturbation|masturbator.]] | *'''YOU''' [[no|definately are a chronic]] [[masturbation|masturbator.]] | ||
*[[Arthur Read|Arthur]] told <b>YOU</b> not to touch it! | *[[Arthur Read|Arthur]] told <b>YOU</b> not to touch it! | ||
− | *[[Mike Tyson]] will [[fuck]] '''[[sex|YOU]]''' until '''YOU''' love him, '''YOU'''. | + | *[[Mike Tyson]] will [[fuck]] '''[[sex|YOU]]''' until '''YOU''' love him, '''YOU''' [[faggot]]. |
*[[The Joker]] [[no|doesn't]] want '''YOU''' to explain the joke to him. | *[[The Joker]] [[no|doesn't]] want '''YOU''' to explain the joke to him. | ||
*'''YOU''' k[[no]]w that [[Rex507|Rex]] sucks. | *'''YOU''' k[[no]]w that [[Rex507|Rex]] sucks. | ||
*I am better than '''YOU''' | *I am better than '''YOU''' | ||
*[[Woody]] exclaims to '''YOU''' that '''YOU''' are a toy. | *[[Woody]] exclaims to '''YOU''' that '''YOU''' are a toy. | ||
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*Some people might [[masturbate]] to or on '''YOU.''' | *Some people might [[masturbate]] to or on '''YOU.''' | ||
*[[Super Macho Man]] always flexes his body for '''YOU.''' | *[[Super Macho Man]] always flexes his body for '''YOU.''' | ||
− | *[[Super Macho Man]] also constantly wonders WHY DON'T '''YOU''' LOVE HIM?! | + | *[[Super Macho Man]] also constantly wonders WHY DON'T '''YOU''' LOVE HIM?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?! |
− | *'''YOU''' cannot escape the true form of the Giygas Attack! | + | *'''YOU''' cannot escape the true form of the Giygas Attack!!!!!! |
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] k[[no]]ws the game and '''YOU''''re gonna lose it. He's never gonna give '''YOU''' up or let '''YOU''' down, either. | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] k[[no]]ws the game and '''YOU''''re gonna lose it. He's never gonna give '''YOU''' up or let '''YOU''' down, either. | ||
*'''YOU''' have to turn all light red links into normal red links | *'''YOU''' have to turn all light red links into normal red links | ||
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*[[Michael Jackson]] never heard a single word about '''YOU.''' | *[[Michael Jackson]] never heard a single word about '''YOU.''' | ||
*[[Frollo]] believes that [[Hell]] with '''YOU''' is Paradise. | *[[Frollo]] believes that [[Hell]] with '''YOU''' is Paradise. | ||
− | + | *[[Fuck]] '''YOU''' | |
− | *[[Fuck]] '''YOU | ||
*[[Your Face|'''YOU'''R FACE]] | *[[Your Face|'''YOU'''R FACE]] | ||
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*'''ARE YOU eBAY USERNAME LADIESMAN217!?''' | *'''ARE YOU eBAY USERNAME LADIESMAN217!?''' | ||
− | + | *[[You]] are actually really stupid because you bothered to read any of these lists. | |
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==In Conclusion== | ==In Conclusion== | ||
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==Gallery of You== | ==Gallery of You== | ||
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|What '''YOU''' might look like when having a revelation.]] | [[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|What '''YOU''' might look like when having a revelation.]] | ||
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Image:Cockmongler.jpg|This is what '''YOU''' look like. | Image:Cockmongler.jpg|This is what '''YOU''' look like. | ||
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Image:Harcore.png|What '''YOU''' look like when watching porn. | Image:Harcore.png|What '''YOU''' look like when watching porn. | ||
Image:Unsure.jpg|Does this look unsure to '''YOU'''? | Image:Unsure.jpg|Does this look unsure to '''YOU'''? | ||
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Image:2qkjt6o.jpg|[[Jackie Chan]] is showing '''YOU''' his [[Your Face|rape face!]] RUN AWAY!!! | Image:2qkjt6o.jpg|[[Jackie Chan]] is showing '''YOU''' his [[Your Face|rape face!]] RUN AWAY!!! | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
− | [[Category:Characters]] | + | [[Category: Characters]] |
− | [[Category:Characters - Appears in I.M. Meen]] | + | [[Category: Characters - Appears in I.M. Meen]] |
− | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers | + | [[Category: Porno Watchers/Lovers]] |
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