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[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar whenever he sees YOU!]]
 
[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar whenever he sees YOU!]]
 
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[[Image:427px-Creation of the Sun and Moon face detail.jpg|thumb|right|[[God]] is ready to smite '''YOU''' for your sins.]]
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[[Image:Warrior.jpg|frame|right|What '''YOU''' might be like after seeing a few pages in this [[Chewiki]].]]
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*[[Gay Luigi]] ordered [[You]] to help [[Fat Mario]] and him save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]].
*[[Gay Luigi]] ordered '''You''' to help [[Fat Mario]] and him save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]].
 
*[[Kyo Kusanagi|Kyo]] wants '''You''' to stop spamming, it ain't going to work in his games!
 
 
*Mario wants '''You''' to "[[Get The Hint?|Get the hint]]".
 
*Mario wants '''You''' to "[[Get The Hint?|Get the hint]]".
 
*Mario tells '''You''' to remind him to check for a switch.
 
*Mario tells '''You''' to remind him to check for a switch.
 
*Mario hints that if '''You''' need instructions getting through the hotels to check the enclosed Instruction Book.
 
*Mario hints that if '''You''' need instructions getting through the hotels to check the enclosed Instruction Book.
 
*The back of the [[Hotel Mario]] case states that only '''You''' can save the princess.
 
*The back of the [[Hotel Mario]] case states that only '''You''' can save the princess.
*That's Mama Luigi to '''YOU'''!
 
 
*YouTube has '''You''' within it's name.
 
*YouTube has '''You''' within it's name.
 
*The [[Engineer]] thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at '''You'''.
 
*The [[Engineer]] thinks you best hope his heavy caliber sentry is not pointed at '''You'''.
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*'''You''' no hungry for Octorock, '''You''' Hungry for Hot Pockets.
 
*'''You''' no hungry for Octorock, '''You''' Hungry for Hot Pockets.
 
*'''You''' are NINCOMBOTS
 
*'''You''' are NINCOMBOTS
*Wild mineral water grabs life by the conkers and hydrates '''YOU''' till '''YOU''' shout "CUM ON, WORLD, I'LL HAVE '''YOU''' FOR BREAKFAST!"
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*Do '''You''' Want-Lamp oil, Rope, [[Bomb]]s?
*Tyrannosaurus Allan also wants '''YOU''' for breakfast
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*'''You''' want it? its '''you'''rs my friend...
*'''You''' want it? It's '''you'''rs my friend, as long as '''YOU''' have enough rubies.
 
 
*"I can't give it to <b>YOU</b> on credit. Why don't <b>YOU</b> come back when <b>YOU</b>'re a little, MMMMMM, richer?"
 
*"I can't give it to <b>YOU</b> on credit. Why don't <b>YOU</b> come back when <b>YOU</b>'re a little, MMMMMM, richer?"
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*as long as '''You''' have enough Rope,
 
*'''YOU''' fail, '''YOU'''r highness.
 
*'''YOU''' fail, '''YOU'''r highness.
*'''YOU'VE''' KILLED ME! (Good!)
 
 
*They didn't want '''YOU''' to know that '''YOU''' are really an adopted child!
 
*They didn't want '''YOU''' to know that '''YOU''' are really an adopted child!
 
*[[Gordon]] disapproves of '''YOU'''.
 
*[[Gordon]] disapproves of '''YOU'''.
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*Who the [[fuck]] do '''YOU''' think '''You''' are?
 
*Who the [[fuck]] do '''YOU''' think '''You''' are?
 
*[[Jonny]]'s got his eye on '''you''', wood-hater!
 
*[[Jonny]]'s got his eye on '''you''', wood-hater!
*'''You''' are EVIL! '''You''' want to destroy the world. Don't dream it. BEEE IT! Religious subtext.
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*'''You''' Are EVIL! '''You''' want to destroy the world. Don't Dream It. BEEE IT! Religious Subtext.
 
*[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast.
 
*[[Fat Mario]] explains that '''You''' know that all toasters toast toast. This is incorrect, as [[Edd|BREAD goes in a toaster]], not toast.
 
*'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]].
 
*'''YOU''' are constantly pointed at by [[Gay Luigi]].
 
*'''YOU''' MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
 
*'''YOU''' MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
 
*Why won't '''YOU''' just fuck off and [[die]]?!
 
*Why won't '''YOU''' just fuck off and [[die]]?!
*[[:Category:American Presidents|The President]] has been kidnapped by [[Naruto|ninjas.]] Are '''YOU''' a bad enough dude to rescue [[:Category:American Presidents|The President]]?
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*The [[Barack Obama|President]] has been kidnapped by [[Naruto|ninjas.]] Are '''YOU''' a bad enough dude to rescue the [[Obama|President]]?
*[[Die]], [[Dracula|monster]]! '''YOU''' don't belong in this world!
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*[[Die]], monster! '''YOU''' have no place in this world!
*WHAT IS A MAN!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK; HAVE AT '''YOU!'''
 
 
*'''YOU''' are really starting to annoy me!
 
*'''YOU''' are really starting to annoy me!
 
*[[NO]] '''YOU!'''
 
*[[NO]] '''YOU!'''
*[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] hates '''YOU!!!'''
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*[[I.M. Meen]] Hates '''YOU!!!'''
*Wretched child! '''YOU'''ve ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now '''YOU'''re going to PAY!!!!!!!!!!
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*Wretched Child! '''YOU'''ve Ruined MY BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!!! Now '''YOU'''re going to PAY!!!!!!!!!!
*'''YOU''' are beginning to annoy [[I.M. Meen (character)|me]], '''you''' miserable little goody goody.
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*'''YOU''' are beginning to annoy [[I.M. Meen|me]], '''you''' miserable little goody goody.
*[[:Image:Chun li shower ass.jpg|Some things]] in Chewiki may disturb '''YOU'''ng children.
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*The scenes in Chewiki may disturb '''YOU'''ng children.
 
*'''YOU''' are not permitted to see [[hentai|this.]]
 
*'''YOU''' are not permitted to see [[hentai|this.]]
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[[Image:Warrior.jpg|frame|right|What '''YOU''' might be like after seeing a few pages in this [[Chewiki]].]]
 
*[[Batman]] and [[Robin]] always want to teach '''YOU''' to go to Zellers.
 
*[[Batman]] and [[Robin]] always want to teach '''YOU''' to go to Zellers.
 
*[[Doc Louis]] wants '''[[Little Mac|YOU]]''' to become a champion.
 
*[[Doc Louis]] wants '''[[Little Mac|YOU]]''' to become a champion.
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*'''YOU''' [[no|definately are a chronic]] [[masturbation|masturbator.]]
 
*'''YOU''' [[no|definately are a chronic]] [[masturbation|masturbator.]]
 
*[[Arthur Read|Arthur]] told <b>YOU</b> not to touch it!
 
*[[Arthur Read|Arthur]] told <b>YOU</b> not to touch it!
*[[Mike Tyson]] will [[fuck]] '''[[sex|YOU]]''' until '''YOU''' love him, '''YOU'''.
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*[[Mike Tyson]] will [[fuck]] '''[[sex|YOU]]''' until '''YOU''' love him, '''YOU''' [[faggot]].
 
*[[The Joker]] [[no|doesn't]] want '''YOU''' to explain the joke to him.
 
*[[The Joker]] [[no|doesn't]] want '''YOU''' to explain the joke to him.
 
*'''YOU''' k[[no]]w that [[Rex507|Rex]] sucks.
 
*'''YOU''' k[[no]]w that [[Rex507|Rex]] sucks.
*I am better than '''YOU'''
 
 
*[[Woody]] exclaims to '''YOU''' that '''YOU''' are a toy.
 
*[[Woody]] exclaims to '''YOU''' that '''YOU''' are a toy.
*In Pheasant's Quest '''YOU''' are Rather Dashing.
 
 
*Some people might [[masturbate]] to or on '''YOU.'''
 
*Some people might [[masturbate]] to or on '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Super Macho Man]] always flexes his body for '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Super Macho Man]] always flexes his body for '''YOU.'''
*[[Super Macho Man]] also constantly wonders WHY DON'T '''YOU''' LOVE HIM?!
 
*'''YOU''' cannot escape the true form of the Giygas Attack!
 
 
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] k[[no]]ws the game and '''YOU''''re gonna lose it. He's never gonna give '''YOU''' up or let '''YOU''' down, either.
 
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] k[[no]]ws the game and '''YOU''''re gonna lose it. He's never gonna give '''YOU''' up or let '''YOU''' down, either.
*'''YOU''' have to turn all light red links into normal red links
 
*'''YOU''' have to turn all red links into pink links
 
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] k[[no]]ws that if '''YOU''' call his name, he'll be there.
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] k[[no]]ws that if '''YOU''' call his name, he'll be there.
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] also asks '''YOU''' to change the man in the mirror's ways.
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] also asks '''YOU''' to change the man in the mirror's ways.
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*[[Michael Jackson]] never heard a single word about '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] never heard a single word about '''YOU.'''
 
*[[Frollo]] believes that [[Hell]] with '''YOU''' is Paradise.
 
*[[Frollo]] believes that [[Hell]] with '''YOU''' is Paradise.
*''In all my years of judging, [[I]] have never heard before, of someone more deserving of the full penalty of [[Law For Kids|law]]! The way'' '''YOU''' ''made them suffer, your exquisite wife and [[Mama Luigi|mother]], fills [[me]] with the urge to [[Shit|deficate]]!''
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*[[Fuck]] '''YOU'''
*[[Fuck]] '''YOU!'''
 
 
*[[Your Face|'''YOU'''R FACE]]
 
*[[Your Face|'''YOU'''R FACE]]
*[[Optimus Prime|I rise. '''YOU''' fall.]]
 
*'''ARE YOU eBAY USERNAME LADIESMAN217!?'''
 
*'''YOU''' got the touch! '''YOU''' got the power! YEAH!
 
*Colonel Stinkmeaner thinks '''YOU''' are a bitch [[ass]] NYYYUKKAH!!
 
*[[God]] [[KISS|gave rock n roll to]] '''YOU'''.
 
*'''You''' don't love [[Satan]].
 
*'''You''' love both [[God]] and [[Jesus Christ]].
 
*'''You''' are actually really stupid because you bothered to read any of these lists.
 
*[[Pit]] from Kid Icarus & [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] is sorry to keep '''YOU''' waiting for his newest game on the [[Nintendo]] 3DS.
 
*[[:Image:YouneedtoTairyGreene.jpg|Tairy Greene thinks "'''YOU''' need to do '''YOU'''".]]
 
*[[Wes Weasley]] often offers to tell '''YOU''' what he's gonna do.
 
*'''YOU''' have sold [[Dr. Robotnik]] Contraption after Cunt-Raption.
 
*RAPE '''YOUR''' MOTHER!!
 
*'''YOU'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>re stupid and dumb and stimpy and [[Jesus]] Israel!
 
*[[LEGOLAND|'''YOU''' got the job as trainee park manager.]]
 
*'''YOU''' are my prisoner!
 
*'''YOU''' are reading this.
 
*'''YOU''' have meddled with the primal forces of nature!
 
  
 
==In Conclusion==
 
==In Conclusion==
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==Gallery of You==
 
==Gallery of You==
 
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|What '''YOU''' might look like when having a revelation.]]
 
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|What '''YOU''' might look like when having a revelation.]]
<!--PLEASE don't add any more pictures to the gallery. We really don't need this getting out of hand.-->
 
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
 
Image:Cockmongler.jpg|This is what '''YOU''' look like.
 
Image:Cockmongler.jpg|This is what '''YOU''' look like.
 
Image:Ouran_High_School_Host_Club_-_22_069_0001.jpg‎|What most of '''YOU''' look like.
 
Image:Ouran_High_School_Host_Club_-_22_069_0001.jpg‎|What most of '''YOU''' look like.
Image:Jackie & Jackie.JPG|Can '''YOU''' guess which one's the real [[Jackie Chan]]?
 
 
image:Demo.PNG|The [[Demoman]] staring at '''YOU'''.
 
image:Demo.PNG|The [[Demoman]] staring at '''YOU'''.
 
Image:Sonicdude3.jpg|Some people just plain want to disrespect '''YOU'''!
 
Image:Sonicdude3.jpg|Some people just plain want to disrespect '''YOU'''!
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Image:Harcore.png|What '''YOU''' look like when watching porn.
 
Image:Harcore.png|What '''YOU''' look like when watching porn.
 
Image:Unsure.jpg|Does this look unsure to '''YOU'''?
 
Image:Unsure.jpg|Does this look unsure to '''YOU'''?
Image:Queen.JPG| The Queen is not very fond of '''YOU'''
 
Image:RinoHigh.png|This is what '''YOU''' look like when '''YOU''' get high.
 
 
Image:2qkjt6o.jpg|[[Jackie Chan]] is showing '''YOU''' his [[Your Face|rape face!]] RUN AWAY!!!
 
Image:2qkjt6o.jpg|[[Jackie Chan]] is showing '''YOU''' his [[Your Face|rape face!]] RUN AWAY!!!
Image:DDP.JPG|'''YOU''' wish '''YOU''' had a smile like this!
 
Image:AVGNsex.JPG|'''YOU''' want to have [[sex]]?!
 
Image:Haha+Thou+PWNED.jpg|The trolling Quaker guy laughs at '''YOU''' after pwning '''YOU'''.
 
File:Photo-11568.png|[[Snivy]], however, is just taking a peek at '''YOU'''.
 
Image:StimpyJesusIsrael.JPG|[[Sath McFarland]] believes that '''YOU''' are stupid and dumb and.
 
Image:Fatty Workout.gif|'''YOU''' fap to this.
 
 
</gallery>
 
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