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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
− | |name= | + | |name=Sir Yoshi Murashima |
− | |image= | + | |image=Czsd.png |
|shows=Super Mario World | |shows=Super Mario World | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
− | | | + | |age=62 |
− | |occupation= | + | |occupation= |
|nationality=Japanese | |nationality=Japanese | ||
− | |cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]] | + | |cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]]/Kazumi Totaka |
− | + | }}{{char}} | |
− | [[Image:Czsd.png| | + | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also forced to act like he does because of [[Sex|rape]] threats from Dic. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. |
− | Yoshi | + | [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] |
− | + | [[Image:Czsd.png|frame|right|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]] | |
− | + | [[Image:Bounce.gif|thumb|150px|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].]] | |
+ | [[Image:YoshiAvatar12.PNG|thumb|right|Yoshi has a large appetite, and will eat just about anything, even tennis rackets.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].]] | ||
+ | [[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi doing his usual thing and giving something a perfect 10 out of 10 score.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:Cartoons-13.jpg|thumb|right|Yoshi showing all the <s>[[Chadwardenn|bitches]]</s> ladies his ([[sex]]y) [[ass]].]] | ||
+ | [[Image:2097741192 a935cc35b2.jpg|thumb|right|This is Yoshi's Edsel, which he bought from [[Big Cheese]].]] | ||
+ | [[Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.]] | ||
+ | He has a wife named [[Birdo]], who, contrary to popular belief, is female. | ||
+ | ==Diet== | ||
+ | Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi (she has too many STDs, and is considred a biohazard).[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]]] | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
− | Yoshi ( | + | Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Tokyo, [[Japan]]. In 1989, [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, |
− | + | so that she could revise history. This failed when [[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. | |
− | In | + | The judge ruled that the magic must cease. [[Dic]], though, threatened Yoshi with [[ass|anal]]-[[sex|rape]] if he didn't continue acting like a 5-year old. |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
+ | *Was turned into a pussy in Yoshi's Story. | ||
+ | *Owns an [[Edsel]], which he bought from [[Big Cheese]]. | ||
*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]]. | *Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]]. | ||
− | * | + | *Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because [[Penis|DiC]] has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent. |
− | *Is a member of the | + | *Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.). |
− | *Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. | + | *Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987. |
− | + | *Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. Infact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his special tongue. | |
− | *One time, he was a ninja that | + | *One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor. |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Birdo]] | *[[Birdo]] | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Fire]] [[Balls]] |
− | * | + | *[[Caterpillars]] |
− | * | + | *Eating |
− | *[[ | + | *To Do The Hoe Thing. |
− | * | + | *Bed Time Stories. |
− | *[[ | + | *Fast [[food]], such as [[McDonalds]] or [[KFC]]. |
+ | **[[Hell]], [[food]] in [[Soldier|general]]. | ||
+ | **As well as [[Coca-Cola]]. | ||
+ | **[[Philadelphia]], because of food. | ||
+ | *Saving 15% of his [[stuff]] when switching to GEICO. | ||
+ | *Guns (During his spare time.) | ||
+ | **Shooting Things (Especially [[Mama Luigi]]) | ||
+ | **Killing Things (See Above) | ||
+ | **[[War]]s | ||
+ | *Sports, such as Baseball and [[American Football]]. | ||
+ | *[[Bomb]]s ([[Morshu|You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees.]]) | ||
+ | *Giving random shit a perfect 10. | ||
+ | *[[DOOM]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Liked By== | ||
+ | *His Wife [[Birdo]] | ||
+ | *[[Englishgamer]] | ||
+ | *[[Miss10]] | ||
+ | *[[DaftPunkYoshi]] | ||
+ | *KorHosik | ||
+ | *[[Japan]] (#3 favourite video game character) | ||
+ | *[[Guido Anchovy|Cool Cats]] | ||
+ | *[[Kootie Pie|Kootie Pie/Wendy O.]] ([[no|She thinks he is kawaii.]]) | ||
+ | *[[M. Bison]] (He, too, thinks that [[caterpillars|this]] is delicious!) | ||
+ | *[[King Harkinian]] (They both love [[dinner]].) | ||
+ | *Many Others | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
*Running out of food. | *Running out of food. | ||
− | * | + | *Unprepared Fish |
− | * | + | *Water (It kills his [[fire]]s.) |
− | *[[ | + | *Bullet Bills |
− | * | + | *[[Ganon]] |
− | * | + | *[[Wizardheimer]] |
+ | *[[Meatman]] | ||
+ | *Haunted Houses | ||
+ | *Anal [[Sex]] | ||
+ | *[[Super Macho Man|Los Angeles, CA]] | ||
+ | *Going to bed so soon. | ||
+ | *The Cave People | ||
+ | *[[Mama Luigi]] (Only acts like he likes her so Dic won't rape him.) | ||
+ | *PETA (Prevents him from eating [[KFC]].) | ||
+ | *Pepsi | ||
+ | *[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Peace]] | ||
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+ | == Disliked By== | ||
+ | *[[Bowser]] (Especially when he [[sex|raped]] him once.) | ||
+ | *[[Oogtar|Oogtard]] | ||
+ | *[[Bowser Jr.]] | ||
+ | *[[Gay Luigi|Fags]] | ||
+ | *[[Hop|Squares]] | ||
+ | *[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}} | ||
+ | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi go home and [[Masturbate|JACK IT.]]}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}} | ||
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− | ==Politics== | + | ==[[Illegal|Legal]] Issues & Politics== |
− | As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. | + | *As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as [[the Yoshi regime]]. This regime includes the following people as official members of the regime: |
− | + | *[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader | |
− | *[[Yoshi]] - | ||
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister | *[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutentant |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutentant |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Cheatsy|Cheatsy/Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury |
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives | *[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives | ||
− | *[[Roy Koopa]] - [[ | + | *[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Roy Koopa|Bully/Roy]] - General |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Kooky|Kooky/Ludwig Von]] - Vice President |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Hip|Hip/Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Hop/Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet |
+ | *[[Ganon]] - Admiral | ||
+ | *[[Uctions]] - Alternative Vice President | ||
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+ | More info is [[cum|coming]] soon.. | ||
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows: | The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows: | ||
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*Robberies | *Robberies | ||
*Distrust of the Kingdom | *Distrust of the Kingdom | ||
+ | *Wanting to murder both [[Uctions]] & [[Anti-Uctions]] (Again!)! | ||
− | If this | + | If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]]. |
==See Also:== | ==See Also:== | ||
*[[Yoshkins]] | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
*[[Whore Yoshi]] | *[[Whore Yoshi]] | ||
− | + | [[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).]] | |
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