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| + | Yoshi is a green lizard laid and hatched by Mama Luigi. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. |
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− | |name=T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
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− | |image=Cartoons-13.jpg
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− | |shows=Super Mario World
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− | |sex=Male
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− | |dob={{Birth|1975}}
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− | |occupation=Transport, Racer, Athlete, Chef, [[Ass|Jam]] eater
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− | |nationality=Japanese
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− | |cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]], Kazumi Totaka, [[Frank Welker]], Satomi Kōrogi, [[Bowser|Issac Marshall]], Kōji Kondō, Keiko Yamamoto, Chika Sakamoto
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− | }}[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT!]]
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− | [[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
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− | Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] dinosaur/dragon. He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. He has the unique distinction of being featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #1, with the following description:
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− | "Yoshi likes to eat fucking everything, but he makes up for it by jogging regularly. He leads a double life as a ruthless gangster who will not hesitate to cut down anyone who stands in his way."
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− | ==Background==
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− | Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1975 in Ebara-ku (now part of Shinagawa-ku), [[Tokyo]]-to, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima-ken, Japan, since 1976.
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− | In 1979, while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
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− | In [[the '90s|1991]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies.
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− | ==Trivia==
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− | *Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
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− | *Also owns the rights to a restaurant in [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
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− | *Is a member of the [[Gun|NRA]], and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement).
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− | *Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
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− | *It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 8 on the Wii U. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
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− | *One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
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− | *He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
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− | **However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
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− | *Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
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− | *Once went [[Turbo]] and hid inside [[Diddy Kong]] Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
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− | *It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
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− | *Possesses the [[Mario Party|Millennium Star]], a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to [[It is Written|legend]].
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− | *One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
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− | *And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
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− | *A crater on [[the Moon]] is named after him.
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− | *Once [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|chewed someone's]] [[ass]], and thought it was [[delicious]].
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− | *Is a [[Japan|JCAB]]-licensed aviator, and can fly with wings, either by grabbing the wings themselves, or by eating a [[Koopa Troopa|blue shell]].
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− | *If you play through the story mode of Tetris Attack on the SNES on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]], he will deny you any special reward, and demand that you try a harder mode. If you wait long enough, he will actually get annoyed and yell at you.
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− | ==Likes==
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− | *[[Birdo]]
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− | *[[Food]], especially fruits (Melons are his favourite), and cookies
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− | *the Super Happy Tree
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− | *Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]].
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− | *[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]] (including [[Mario Kart|Motorsports]])
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− | *Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]].
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− | *[[Ass|Jam]]
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− | ==Dislikes==
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− | *Running out of food.
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− | *His enemies
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− | *When the Super Happy Tree is stolen.
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− | *[[The Baker|When his cookies burn]]
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− | *Being shot in the back of the head.
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− | *Players playing on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]].
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− | ==Quotes==
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP POO*}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
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− | [[Image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.]]
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Mmmmmmm...WAP!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Awawawawa!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP PUP POO*}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*squeals in despair*}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Hey! Forget about any special reward for finishing the EASY level!}}
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− | {{poopquote|Yoshi|HEY! I'M NOT KIDDING! That's all! There isn't anymore! Press RESET!}}
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− | ==Politics==
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− | As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
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− | [[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
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− | *[[Yoshi]] - Shogun
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− | *[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
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− | *[[Larry Koopa]] - First Lord of the [[Money|Treasury]]
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− | *[[Lemmy Koopa]] and [[Iggy Koopa]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
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− | *[[Yoshkins]] - House of Councillors
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− | *[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
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− | *[[Roy Koopa]] - [[Soldier|General]]
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− | *[[Ganon]] - [[Ship|Admiral]]
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− | *[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
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− | *[[Wizardheimer]] - Boatswain
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− | The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
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− | *Attempted extermination of the Dino population
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− | *Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
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− | *Robberies
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− | *Distrust of the Kingdom
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− | If this overthrow proves successful, Yoshi will assume control of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] as its Emperor, with King Koopa as Prime Minster. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
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− | ==See Also:==
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− | *[[Yoshkins]]
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− | *[[Whore Yoshi]]
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− | *[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]
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− | [[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|frame|right|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).]]
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− | <gallery>
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− | Image:Bounce.gif|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].
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− | Image:Yoshigunfire.png|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].
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− | Image:Mario-superstar-baseball-yoshi.jpg|Yoshi when playing [[baseball]].
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− | Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks in theatres.
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− | Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.
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− | Image:YoshiTennis.JPG|Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
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− | File:Mamayoshi.jpg|[[Snivy]] think Yoshi [[Mama Luigi|mama]]! Ha ha!
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− | Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]].
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− | Image:Notamused.JPG|Yoshi is not amused by the former form.
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− | File:Story.gif|One time, Yoshi's Island was converted in to a world made of random materials from the craft store.
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− | File:Blastcorpsyoshi.jpg|Yoshi is concerned about his runaway cookie truck, full of spiked cookies.
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− | File:Yoshimk64.png|Yoshi is awarded the Gold cup!
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− | File:Yoshisphinx.jpg|Long ago, the Yoshies had their own empire. A spinx was even made of one of the Yoshi Emperors.
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− | File:Yoshicook.png|Yoshi instructs you to add [[eggs]] to the cookie batter.
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− | File:Ysohiscookie.png|Yoshi making some cookies.
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− | File:Yoshiunamused.gif|Yoshi is not amused by the fact that you keep shooting him in the head. Please knock it off.
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− | File:FatYoshi.png|BEEG YOSHI
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− | </gallery>
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