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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
| − | |name= | + | |name=Yoshi |
| − | |image= | + | |image= |
|shows=Super Mario World | |shows=Super Mario World | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | | | + | |age=62 |
| − | |occupation= | + | |occupation= |
|nationality=Japanese | |nationality=Japanese | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast= |
| − | }} | + | }}{{char}} |
| − | + | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also forced to act like he does because of [[Sex|rape]] threats from Dic. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] | |
| − | Yoshi is a green | + | ==Diet== |
| + | Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]] & [[Shmorky]]) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]]] | ||
| − | + | == Porn Magazines == | |
| − | + | Yoshi stars in "Sexy Dino Daily" porn magazine. | |
| − | + | ==Trivia== | |
| − | + | *Yoshi is believed to be an arsonist. | |
| + | *Yoshi gets raped anally at least 1276271636873687 times per second. | ||
| + | *Yoshi is the worst victim of rape in the entire universe. | ||
| + | *Started the wildfires of October '07 in Southern California. | ||
| + | *America's Most Wanted. (see above reason) | ||
| + | *Last seen in the Santa Ana Mountains near Mission Viejo, CA on December 8, 2007. | ||
| + | *Enjoys raping [[Santa Mario]] by the holidays | ||
| + | *Holds second place for two awards: "Poop Character who has had sex the most time" (beaten by [[Link]]), and "Poop Character who has starred in the most porn" (beaten by [[Sora]]). | ||
| + | *Was turned into a pussy in Yoshi's Story. | ||
| + | *Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because [[Penis|Dic]] has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent. | ||
| − | + | ==Likes== | |
| + | *[[Fire balls]] | ||
| + | *[[Caterpillars]] | ||
| + | *Eating | ||
| + | *Getting Fat | ||
| + | *To Do The Hoe Thing | ||
| + | *Bed Time Stories | ||
| + | *Treats | ||
| + | *[[Dinner]] | ||
| + | *Having Orgasms | ||
| + | *Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter | ||
| + | *Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead | ||
| + | *Burping | ||
| + | *Raping | ||
| + | *Setting Wildfires (like the ones that Yoshi set in Southern California in October '07) | ||
| + | *McDonalds | ||
| + | *Carls Jr. | ||
| + | *White Castle | ||
| + | *Jack In The [[ass|Crack]] | ||
| + | *KFC | ||
| + | *Burger King | ||
| + | *Wendys | ||
| + | *Del Taco & Taco Bell | ||
| + | *Panda Express | ||
| + | *Pizza Hut | ||
| + | *Hungry Jack,s (Australia's burger king) he has too go to Australia just too get one of the burgers not on his country's Burger King menu. | ||
| + | *Saving 15% when switching to GEICO | ||
| + | *Freddy's Steakburgers | ||
| + | *[[Yes|Coca-Cola]] | ||
| + | *Sushi | ||
| + | *Sashimi | ||
| + | *Being donkey punched by Mario in Super Mario World | ||
| + | *American Football | ||
| − | == | + | ==Liked By== |
| + | *[[Miss10]] | ||
| + | *KorHosik | ||
| + | *Everyone | ||
| − | * | + | ==Dislikes== |
| − | * | + | *Running out of Food |
| − | * | + | *Water |
| − | * | + | *Unprepared Fish |
| − | * | + | *Bullet Bills |
| − | * | + | *[[Ms. Filkins]] |
| − | * | + | *Being Eaten |
| − | * | + | *Diarrhea |
| − | * | + | *[[Ganon]] |
| − | * | + | *Koopa Wizards |
| − | * | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Shit]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Meatman]] |
| − | * | + | *Haunted Houses |
| − | * | + | *Constipation |
| − | * | + | *Anal [[Sex]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Drake and Josh]] (TV Series) |
| − | * | + | *[[Taco Bell Dog]] |
| + | *Credit Card Debt | ||
| + | *[[Oxy Clean Guy]] | ||
| + | *Interstate 5 Freeway | ||
| + | *Solicitors | ||
| + | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
| + | *[[Deepercutt]] | ||
| + | *Los Angeles, CA | ||
| + | *Going to bed so soon. | ||
| + | *air | ||
| + | *KKK | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] (only acts like he likes her so Dic won't rape him). | ||
| + | *[[Communists|PETA]] (prevents him from eating [[KFC]]) | ||
| + | *[[Shit|Pepsi]] (Yoshi is a Cokeologist) | ||
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| − | == | + | == Disliked By== |
| − | * | + | *[[Bowser]] (Especially when he [[sex|raped]] him once.) |
| − | * | + | *[[You]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Gay Luigi|Fags]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *Bowser's kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]]. |
| − | + | *[[Oogtar|Oogtard]] | |
| − | * | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!}} |
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}} |
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi| | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi go home and JACK IT}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi| | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs YUM!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU}} |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Yoshi's scream|YEEEARGH]]}} | |
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[ | ||
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| − | ==Politics== | + | ==[[illegal|Legal]] Issues & Politics== |
| − | As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. | + | *As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and [[Dino World]]. This is known as the [[Yoshi regime]]. This regime includes the following people as official members of the regime: |
| − | + | *[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader | |
| − | *[[Yoshi]] - | ||
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister | *[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutentant |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutentant |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Cheatsy|Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury |
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives | *[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives | ||
| − | *[[Roy Koopa]] - [[ | + | *[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Roy Koopa|Roy]] - General |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Kooky|Ludwig]] - Vice President |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Hip|Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet |
| + | *[[Ganon]] - Admiral | ||
| + | *[[Uctions]] - Alternative Vice President | ||
| + | *[[Kootie Pie|Wendy]] - Wife (Through an arranged Marriage of course) | ||
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| + | more soon.. | ||
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows: | The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows: | ||
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*Robberies | *Robberies | ||
*Distrust of the Kingdom | *Distrust of the Kingdom | ||
| + | *Wanting to murder both [[Uctions]] & [[Anti-Uctions]] (Again!)! | ||
| − | If this | + | If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]]. |
==See Also:== | ==See Also:== | ||
*[[Yoshkins]] | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
| + | *[[Froggoshi]] | ||
*[[Whore Yoshi]] | *[[Whore Yoshi]] | ||
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