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|name=T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
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|name=Yoshi
|image=Cartoons-13.jpg
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|image=
 
|shows=Super Mario World
 
|shows=Super Mario World
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
|dob={{Birth|1975}}
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|age=62
|occupation=Transport, Racer, Athlete, Chef, [[Ass|Jam]] eater
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|occupation=
 
|nationality=Japanese
 
|nationality=Japanese
|cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]], Kazumi Totaka, [[Frank Welker]], Satomi Kōrogi, [[Bowser|Issac Marshall]], Kōji Kondō, Keiko Yamamoto, Chika Sakamoto
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}}[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT!]]
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[[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
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Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also forced to act like he does because of [[Sex|rape]] threats from Dic. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]]
Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] dinosaur/dragon. He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. He has the unique distinction of being featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #1, with the following description:
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==Diet==
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Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]] & [[Shmorky]]) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]]]
  
"Yoshi likes to eat fucking everything, but he makes up for it by jogging regularly. He leads a double life as a ruthless gangster who will not hesitate to cut down anyone who stands in his way."
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== Porn Magazines ==
  
==Background==
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Yoshi stars in "Sexy Dino Daily" porn magazine.
  
Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1975 in Ebara-ku (now part of Shinagawa-ku), [[Tokyo]]-to, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima-ken, Japan, since 1976.
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==Trivia==
  
In 1979, while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
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*Yoshi is believed to be an arsonist.
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*Yoshi gets raped anally at least 1276271636873687 times per second.
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*Yoshi is the worst victim of rape in the entire universe.
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*Started the wildfires of October '07 in Southern California.
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*America's Most Wanted. (see above reason)
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*Last seen in the Santa Ana Mountains near Mission Viejo, CA on December 8, 2007.
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*Enjoys raping [[Santa Mario]] by the holidays
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*Holds second place for two awards: "Poop Character who has had sex the most time" (beaten by [[Link]]), and "Poop Character who has starred in the most porn" (beaten by [[Sora]]).
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*Was turned into a pussy in Yoshi's Story.
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*Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because [[Penis|Dic]] has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent.
  
In [[the '90s|1991]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies.
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==Likes==
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*[[Fire balls]]
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*[[Caterpillars]]
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*Eating
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*Getting Fat
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*To Do The Hoe Thing
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*Bed Time Stories
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*Treats
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*[[Dinner]]
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*Having Orgasms
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*Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter
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*Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead
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*Burping
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*Raping
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*Setting Wildfires (like the ones that Yoshi set in Southern California in October '07)
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*McDonalds
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*Carls Jr.
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*White Castle
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*Jack In The [[ass|Crack]]
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*KFC
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*Burger King
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*Wendys
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*Del Taco & Taco Bell
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*Panda Express
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*Pizza Hut
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*Hungry Jack,s (Australia's burger king) he has too go to Australia just too get one of the burgers not on his country's Burger King menu.
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*Saving 15% when switching to GEICO
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*Freddy's Steakburgers
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*[[Yes|Coca-Cola]]
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*Sushi
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*Sashimi
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*Being donkey punched by Mario in Super Mario World
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*American Football
  
==Trivia==
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==Liked By==
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*[[Miss10]]
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*KorHosik
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*Everyone
  
*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
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==Dislikes==
*Also owns the rights to a restaurant in [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
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*Running out of Food
*Is a member of the [[Gun|NRA]], and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement).
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*Water
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
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*Unprepared Fish
*It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 8 on the Wii U. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
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*Bullet Bills
*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
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*[[Ms. Filkins]]
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
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*Being Eaten
**However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
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*Diarrhea
*Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
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*[[Ganon]]
*Once went [[Turbo]] and hid inside [[Diddy Kong]] Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
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*Koopa Wizards
*It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
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*[[Gay Luigi]]
*Possesses the [[Mario Party|Millennium Star]], a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to [[It is Written|legend]].
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*[[Shit]]
*One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
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*[[Meatman]]
*And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
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*Haunted Houses
*A crater on [[the Moon]] is named after him.
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*Constipation
*Once [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|chewed someone's]] [[ass]], and thought it was [[delicious]].
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*Anal [[Sex]]
*Is a [[Japan|JCAB]]-licensed aviator, and can fly with wings, either by grabbing the wings themselves, or by eating a [[Koopa Troopa|blue shell]].
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*[[Drake and Josh]] (TV Series)
*If you play through the story mode of Tetris Attack on the SNES on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]], he will deny you any special reward, and demand that you try a harder mode. If you wait long enough, he will actually get annoyed and yell at you.
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*[[Taco Bell Dog]]
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*Credit Card Debt
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*[[Oxy Clean Guy]]
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*Interstate 5 Freeway
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*Solicitors
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*[[Fat Mario]]
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*[[Deepercutt]]
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*Los Angeles, CA
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*Going to bed so soon.
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*air
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*KKK
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*[[Mama Luigi]] (only acts like he likes her so Dic won't rape him).
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*[[Communists|PETA]] (prevents him from eating [[KFC]])
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*[[Shit|Pepsi]] (Yoshi is a Cokeologist)
  
==Likes==
 
*[[Birdo]]
 
*[[Food]], especially fruits (Melons are his favourite), and cookies
 
*the Super Happy Tree
 
*Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]].
 
*[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]] (including [[Mario Kart|Motorsports]])
 
*Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]].
 
*[[Ass|Jam]]
 
  
==Dislikes==
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== Disliked By==
*Running out of food.
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*[[Bowser]] (Especially when he [[sex|raped]] him once.)
*His enemies
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*[[You]]
*When the Super Happy Tree is stolen.
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*[[Gay Luigi|Fags]]
*[[The Baker|When his cookies burn]]
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*Bowser's kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]].
*Being shot in the back of the head.
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*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
*Players playing on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]].
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP POO*}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!}}
[[Image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.]]
 
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi go home and JACK IT}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs YUM!}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Yoshi's scream|YEEEARGH]]}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Mmmmmmm...WAP!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Awawawawa!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP PUP POO*}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|*squeals in despair*}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Hey! Forget about any special reward for finishing the EASY level!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|HEY! I'M NOT KIDDING! That's all! There isn't anymore! Press RESET!}}
 
  
==Politics==
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==[[illegal|Legal]] Issues & Politics==
  
As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
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*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and [[Dino World]]. This is known as the [[Yoshi regime]]. This regime includes the following people as official members of the regime:
[[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
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*[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader
*[[Yoshi]] - Shogun
 
 
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
 
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
*[[Larry Koopa]] - First Lord of the [[Money|Treasury]]
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*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutentant
*[[Lemmy Koopa]] and [[Iggy Koopa]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
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*[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutentant
*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Councillors
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*[[Cheatsy|Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury
 
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
 
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
*[[Roy Koopa]] - [[Soldier|General]]
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*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress
*[[Ganon]] - [[Ship|Admiral]]
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*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]] - General
*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
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*[[Kooky|Ludwig]] - Vice President
*[[Wizardheimer]] - Boatswain
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*[[Hip|Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
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*[[Ganon]] - Admiral
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*[[Uctions]] - Alternative Vice President
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*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy]] - Wife (Through an arranged Marriage of course)
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more soon..
  
 
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
 
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
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*Robberies
 
*Robberies
 
*Distrust of the Kingdom
 
*Distrust of the Kingdom
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*Wanting to murder both [[Uctions]] & [[Anti-Uctions]] (Again!)!
  
If this overthrow proves successful, Yoshi will assume control of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] as its Emperor, with King Koopa as Prime Minster. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
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If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
  
 
==See Also:==
 
==See Also:==
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
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*[[Froggoshi]]
 
*[[Whore Yoshi]]
 
*[[Whore Yoshi]]
*[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]
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[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|frame|right|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).]]
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[[Category: Characters - Geniuses]]
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Image:Bounce.gif|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].
 
Image:Yoshigunfire.png|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].
 
Image:Mario-superstar-baseball-yoshi.jpg|Yoshi when playing [[baseball]].
 
Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks in theatres.
 
Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.
 
Image:YoshiTennis.JPG|Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
 
File:Mamayoshi.jpg|[[Snivy]] think Yoshi [[Mama Luigi|mama]]! Ha ha!
 
Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]].
 
Image:Notamused.JPG|Yoshi is not amused by the former form.
 
File:Story.gif|One time, Yoshi's Island was converted in to a world made of random materials from the craft store.
 
File:Blastcorpsyoshi.jpg|Yoshi is concerned about his runaway cookie truck, full of spiked cookies.
 
File:Yoshimk64.png|Yoshi is awarded the Gold cup!
 
File:Yoshisphinx.jpg|Long ago, the Yoshies had their own empire. A spinx was even made of one of the Yoshi Emperors.
 
File:Yoshicook.png|Yoshi instructs you to add [[eggs]] to the cookie batter.
 
File:Ysohiscookie.png|Yoshi making some cookies.
 
File:Yoshiunamused.gif|Yoshi is not amused by the fact that you keep shooting him in the head. Please knock it off.
 
File:FatYoshi.png|BEEG YOSHI
 
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