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| + | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur laid and hatched by [[Mama Luigi]] as a result of a [[AIDS|complete accident]]. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] |
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| + | ==Diet== |
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| + | Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]] & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist form]] |
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |dob={{Birth|1975}}
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| − | |occupation=Transport, Racer, Athlete, Chef, [[Ass|Jam]] eater
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| − | |nationality=Japanese
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| − | |cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]], Kazumi Totaka, [[Frank Welker]], Satomi Kōrogi, [[Bowser|Issac Marshall]], Kōji Kondō, Keiko Yamamoto, Chika Sakamoto
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| − | }}[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT!]]
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| − | [[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
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| − | Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] dinosaur/dragon. He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. He has the unique distinction of being featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #1, with the following description:
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| − | "Yoshi likes to eat fucking everything, but he makes up for it by jogging regularly. He leads a double life as a ruthless gangster who will not hesitate to cut down anyone who stands in his way."
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| − | ==Background== | |
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| − | Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1975 in Ebara-ku (now part of Shinagawa-ku), [[Tokyo]]-to, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima-ken, Japan, since 1976. | |
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| − | In 1979, while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
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| − | In [[the '90s|1991]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies.
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
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| − | *Also owns the rights to a restaurant in [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
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| − | *Is a member of the [[Gun|NRA]], and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement).
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| − | *Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
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| − | *It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 8 on the Wii U. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
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| − | *One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
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| − | *He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
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| − | **However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
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| − | *Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
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| − | *Once went [[Turbo]] and hid inside [[Diddy Kong]] Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
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| − | *It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
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| − | *Possesses the [[Mario Party|Millennium Star]], a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to [[It is Written|legend]].
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| − | *One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
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| − | *And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
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| − | *A crater on [[the Moon]] is named after him.
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| − | *Once [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|chewed someone's]] [[ass]], and thought it was [[delicious]].
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| − | *Is a [[Japan|JCAB]]-licensed aviator, and can fly with wings, either by grabbing the wings themselves, or by eating a [[Koopa Troopa|blue shell]].
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| − | *If you play through the story mode of Tetris Attack on the SNES on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]], he will deny you any special reward, and demand that you try a harder mode. If you wait long enough, he will actually get annoyed and yell at you.
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| | ==Likes== | | ==Likes== |
| − | *[[Birdo]] | + | *[[Balls]] |
| − | *[[Food]], especially fruits (Melons are his favourite), and cookies | + | *[[Mama Luigi]] |
| − | *the Super Happy Tree
| + | *[[Fire balls]] |
| − | *Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]]. | + | *[[Caterpillars]] |
| − | *[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]] (including [[Mario Kart|Motorsports]]) | + | *Eating |
| − | *Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]]. | + | *Getting Fat |
| − | *[[Ass|Jam]] | + | *To Do the ho thing |
| | + | *Bed time stories |
| | + | *Treats |
| | + | *[[Dinner]] |
| | + | *Having orgasms |
| | + | *Oral [[Sex]] |
| | + | *Getting Raped |
| | + | *Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter |
| | + | *Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead |
| | + | *Burping |
| | + | *Farting |
| | + | *Hand Jobs |
| | + | *Blow Jobs |
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| − | ==Dislikes== | + | ==Fears== |
| − | *Running out of food. | + | While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things. |
| − | *His enemies | + | *Running out of Food |
| − | *When the Super Happy Tree is stolen. | + | *Water |
| − | *[[The Baker|When his cookies burn]] | + | *Fish |
| − | *Being shot in the back of the head. | + | *Bullet Bills |
| − | *Players playing on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]]. | + | *[[Ms. Filkins]] |
| | + | *Being Eaten |
| | + | *Diarrhea |
| | + | *[[Ganon]] |
| | + | *Koopa Wizards |
| | + | *Football |
| | + | *[[Froggo]]'s even BIGGER appetite. |
| | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] |
| | + | *[[Shit]] |
| | + | *[[Meatman]] |
| | + | *Haunted Houses |
| | + | *Constipation |
| | + | *Anal [[Sex]] |
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| | ==Quotes== | | ==Quotes== |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP POO*}}
| + | *"Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
| + | *"Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
| + | *"Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
| + | *"BURRRRP!" |
| − | [[Image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.]]
| + | *"Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
| + | *"Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
| + | *"GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
| + | *"Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
| + | *"Yoshi go home and JACK IT" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
| + | *"Famo Famo Sheeduck" |
| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Mmmmmmm...WAP!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Awawawawa!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP PUP POO*}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*squeals in despair*}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Hey! Forget about any special reward for finishing the EASY level!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Yoshi|HEY! I'M NOT KIDDING! That's all! There isn't anymore! Press RESET!}}
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| − | ==Politics==
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| − | As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
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| − | [[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
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| − | *[[Yoshi]] - Shogun | |
| − | *[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
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| − | *[[Larry Koopa]] - First Lord of the [[Money|Treasury]]
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| − | *[[Lemmy Koopa]] and [[Iggy Koopa]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
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| − | *[[Yoshkins]] - House of Councillors
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| − | *[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
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| − | *[[Roy Koopa]] - [[Soldier|General]]
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| − | *[[Ganon]] - [[Ship|Admiral]]
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| − | *[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
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| − | *[[Wizardheimer]] - Boatswain
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| − | The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
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| − | *Attempted extermination of the Dino population
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| − | *Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
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| − | *Robberies
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| − | *Distrust of the Kingdom
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| − | If this overthrow proves successful, Yoshi will assume control of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] as its Emperor, with King Koopa as Prime Minster. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
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| | ==See Also:== | | ==See Also:== |
| | *[[Yoshkins]] | | *[[Yoshkins]] |
| | + | *[[Froggoshi]] |
| | *[[Whore Yoshi]] | | *[[Whore Yoshi]] |
| − | *[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]
| + | [[Category:Super Mario World]] |
| − | [[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|frame|right|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).]]
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| − | <gallery>
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| − | Image:Bounce.gif|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].
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| − | Image:Yoshigunfire.png|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].
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| − | Image:Mario-superstar-baseball-yoshi.jpg|Yoshi when playing [[baseball]].
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| − | Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks in theatres.
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| − | Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.
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| − | Image:YoshiTennis.JPG|Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
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| − | File:Mamayoshi.jpg|[[Snivy]] think Yoshi [[Mama Luigi|mama]]! Ha ha!
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| − | Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]].
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| − | Image:Notamused.JPG|Yoshi is not amused by the former form.
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| − | File:Story.gif|One time, Yoshi's Island was converted in to a world made of random materials from the craft store.
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| − | File:Blastcorpsyoshi.jpg|Yoshi is concerned about his runaway cookie truck, full of spiked cookies.
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| − | File:Yoshimk64.png|Yoshi is awarded the Gold cup!
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| − | File:Yoshisphinx.jpg|Long ago, the Yoshies had their own empire. A spinx was even made of one of the Yoshi Emperors.
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| − | File:Yoshicook.png|Yoshi instructs you to add [[eggs]] to the cookie batter.
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| − | File:Ysohiscookie.png|Yoshi making some cookies.
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| − | File:Yoshiunamused.gif|Yoshi is not amused by the fact that you keep shooting him in the head. Please knock it off.
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| − | File:FatYoshi.png|BEEG YOSHI
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| − | </gallery>
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