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{{CharBox
|name=T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
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|name=Sir Yoshi ??????
 
|image=Cartoons-13.jpg
 
|image=Cartoons-13.jpg
 
|shows=Super Mario World
 
|shows=Super Mario World
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
|dob={{Birth|1975}}  
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|dob={{Birth|1947}}  
|occupation=Transport, Racer, Athlete, Chef, [[Ass|Jam]] eater
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|occupation=Transport, Racer, Athlete, Chef
 
|nationality=Japanese
 
|nationality=Japanese
|cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]], Kazumi Totaka, [[Frank Welker]], Satomi Kōrogi, [[Bowser|Issac Marshall]], Kōji Kondō, Keiko Yamamoto, Chika Sakamoto
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|cast=[[Diddy Kong|Andrew Sabiston]], Kazumi Totaka, [[Frank Welker]], Satomi Kōrogi, [[Bowser|Issac Marshall]], Kōji Kondō, & Keiko Yamamoto
 
}}[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT!]]
 
}}[[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT!]]
 
[[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
 
[[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] dinosaur/dragon. He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there. He has the unique distinction of being featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #1, with the following description:
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Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there.
  
"Yoshi likes to eat fucking everything, but he makes up for it by jogging regularly. He leads a double life as a ruthless gangster who will not hesitate to cut down anyone who stands in his way."
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==Background==
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Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Ebara ward (now part of Shinagawa City), Tokyo prefecture, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima prefecture, Japan, since 1948.
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In [[The '50s|1951]], while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
  
==Background==
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In [[the '60s|1963]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies. In [[the '70s|1975]], Yoshi also completed his Doctorate in Culinary Arts at the Westminster University School of Hospitality in central London, [[England]], [[United Kingdom|UK]], becoming a master chef.
  
Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1975 in Ebara-ku (now part of Shinagawa-ku), [[Tokyo]]-to, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima-ken, Japan, since 1976.
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In 1977, [[Bowser]] took over the island and hypnotised Yoshi's friends in to fighting him with panels. Yoshi freed his friends and his island and crushed Bowser with garbage blocks made from the panels.
  
In 1979, while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
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In [[The '80s|1989]], Yoshi was captured by [[Bowser]] and forced inside an [[egg]]. He was freed from the egg, though, by [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], who were trying to rescue the Princess after she was captured while on vacation. Unfortunately, during their journey, Luigi made contact with [[Anti-Uctions]], becoming [[Mama Luigi]], who eventually tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could fullfil her desire to be a mother (which failed due to lawsuits).
  
In [[the '90s|1991]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies.
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In 1991, Yoshi, along with [[Mario]], opened-up a cookie bakery. In 1994, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr, a yellow Yoshi hatchling.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
 
*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
 
*Also owns the rights to a restaurant in [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
 
*Also owns the rights to a restaurant in [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
*Is a member of the [[Gun|NRA]], and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement).
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*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
 
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
 
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
 
*It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 8 on the Wii U. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
 
*It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 8 on the Wii U. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
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*Once went [[Turbo]] and hid inside [[Diddy Kong]] Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
 
*Once went [[Turbo]] and hid inside [[Diddy Kong]] Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
 
*It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
 
*It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
*Possesses the [[Mario Party|Millennium Star]], a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to [[It is Written|legend]].
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*Possesses the Millennium Star, a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to [[It is Written|legend]].
 
*One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
 
*One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
 
*And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
 
*And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
 
*A crater on [[the Moon]] is named after him.
 
*A crater on [[the Moon]] is named after him.
*Once [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|chewed someone's]] [[ass]], and thought it was [[delicious]].
 
*Is a [[Japan|JCAB]]-licensed aviator, and can fly with wings, either by grabbing the wings themselves, or by eating a [[Koopa Troopa|blue shell]].
 
*If you play through the story mode of Tetris Attack on the SNES on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]], he will deny you any special reward, and demand that you try a harder mode. If you wait long enough, he will actually get annoyed and yell at you.
 
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
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*[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]] (including [[Mario Kart|Motorsports]])
 
*[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]] (including [[Mario Kart|Motorsports]])
 
*Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]].
 
*Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]].
*[[Ass|Jam]]
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*[[The Baker|When his cookies burn]]
 
*[[The Baker|When his cookies burn]]
 
*Being shot in the back of the head.
 
*Being shot in the back of the head.
*Players playing on [[:Category:Wimps|Easy mode]].
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.}}
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Hey! Forget about any special reward for finishing the EASY level!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|HEY! I'M NOT KIDDING! That's all! There isn't anymore! Press RESET!}}
 
  
 
==Politics==
 
==Politics==
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File:Ysohiscookie.png|Yoshi making some cookies.
 
File:Ysohiscookie.png|Yoshi making some cookies.
 
File:Yoshiunamused.gif|Yoshi is not amused by the fact that you keep shooting him in the head. Please knock it off.
 
File:Yoshiunamused.gif|Yoshi is not amused by the fact that you keep shooting him in the head. Please knock it off.
File:FatYoshi.png|BEEG YOSHI
 
 
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