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[[Image:Xbox.jpg|thumb|A (new) black Xbox 360.]]
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The Xbox 360 is a video games console manufactured by [[Vince Offer|Microsoft]], launched in 2005.
 
The Xbox 360 is a video games console manufactured by [[Vince Offer|Microsoft]], launched in 2005.
  
 
Unlike its competitors, the [[Nintendo Wii]] and the [[Playstation 3]], the [[Xbox 360]] has a large [[Gay Luigi|gay]] following. These homosexuals love to exclaim how much more homosexual their peers are.
 
Unlike its competitors, the [[Nintendo Wii]] and the [[Playstation 3]], the [[Xbox 360]] has a large [[Gay Luigi|gay]] following. These homosexuals love to exclaim how much more homosexual their peers are.
  
The Xbox 360 is one of the few consoles to not have a port of [[Super Robotnik Land]], possibly due to XNA's lack of [[Fortran|C++]] support.
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The Xbox 360 is one of the few consoles to not have a port of [[Super Robotnik Land]].
  
 
===The Red Ring of [[Die|Death]]===
 
===The Red Ring of [[Die|Death]]===
One thing that will happen to any and all Xbox 360's is that sooner or later, they will all [[die]]. They have a special power code for when [[you]]r Xbox 360 has officially [[die]]d. That power code is called by many as "The Red Ring of Death." The Red Ring of Death is where the Xbox 360 basically tells [[you]] that [[you]] need to fix and/or buy a new Xbox 360, which has games like [[Chad Warden|Gay]][[Halo|lo,]] [[Chad Warden|Tears of War,]] [[Left 4 Dead]], and other [[shit]], including [[Team Fortress 2|The Orange Box]] and [[Fallout 3]]. By the way, some people have actually cried about having this. Infact, many people had to buy '''at least''' ''three'' different Xbox 360's. That's actually quite sad and pathetic when considering that other, ''older'' consoles like the [[Atari 2600]], the [[Nintendo Entertainment System]], the [[Sega]] Genesis, and others, have survived for 15+ years [[no|without]] breaking down at least ''once''. If [[you]] [[no|do plan on buying an Xbox 360,]] make sure [[you]] plan on avoiding this as best as [[you]] possibly can, even though in the end, [[you]] [[yes|will lose]] and [[no|they will win.]]
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One thing that will happen to any and all Xbox 360's is that sooner or later, they will all [[die]]. They have a special power code for when [[you]]r Xbox 360 has officially [[die]]d. That power code is called by many as "The Red Ring of Death." The Red Ring of Death is where the Xbox 360 basically tells [[you]] that [[you]] need to fix and/or buy a new Xbox 360, which has games like [[Chad Warden|Gay]][[Halo|lo,]] [[Chad Warden|Tears of War,]] [[Left 4 Dead]], and other [[shit]], including [[Team Fortress 2|The Orange Box]] and [[Fallout 3]]. By the way, some people have actually cried about having this. Infact, many people had to buy '''at least''' ''three'' different Xbox 360's. That's actually quite sad and pathetic when considering that other, ''older'' consoles like the Atari 2600, the [[Nintendo|SNES]], the [[Sega]] Genesis, and others have survived for 15+ years [[no|without]] breaking down at least ''once''. If [[you]] [[no|do plan on buying an Xbox 360,]] make sure [[you]] plan on avoiding this as best as [[you]] possibly can, even though in the end, [[you]] [[yes|will lose]] and [[no|they will win.]]
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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*They love to make different colors of Xbox 360's whenever a new and popular game arrives to the market, such as Resident Evil 5 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
 
*They love to make different colors of Xbox 360's whenever a new and popular game arrives to the market, such as Resident Evil 5 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
 
*The Xbox 360's basically a weaker version of the [[Playstation 3]], so go buy that instead.
 
*The Xbox 360's basically a weaker version of the [[Playstation 3]], so go buy that instead.
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