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| + | [[Image:17230.gif|thumb|right|Willy's dancing to a ritual for hopes to find some new children to have around.]] | ||
| + | Willy Wonka is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia. | ||
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| + | == Likes == | ||
| + | *Candy | ||
| + | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | ||
| + | *Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed. | ||
| + | *Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. | ||
| + | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]] | ||
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| + | == Dislikes == | ||
| + | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!) | ||
| + | *[[Cum|Gum]] | ||
| + | *[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.) | ||
| + | *Oompa Loompa Unions | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *His chocolate factory was once just a standard chocolate factory, until it one day closed, only to reopen as one of the weirdest places on earth. | ||
| + | [[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|right|Here's his (in)famous [[Chocolate Bars|chocolate bar.]]]] | ||
| + | *His father was a [[Dr. Rabbit|dentist]] that prohibited candy. In fact, he one time burned all of Willy's Halloween candy, the [[dick]]. | ||
| + | **After this, he ran away from his home, claiming to go to such chocolaty places as [[Germany|Bavaria]] and the like. | ||
| + | *After realising that he was growing old, he decided to give his chocolate factory to the winner out of the 5 golden tickets. | ||
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| + | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
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