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| + | Willy Wonka is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia. | ||
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| + | == Likes == | ||
| + | *[[Sex]] [[Illegal|With Children]]. | ||
| + | *Candy | ||
| + | *[[Illegal|Child Pornography]] | ||
| + | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | ||
| + | *Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed. | ||
| + | *[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]]. | ||
| + | *Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. | ||
| + | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]] | ||
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| + | == Dislikes == | ||
| + | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!) | ||
| + | *[[cum|Gum]] | ||
| + | *[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.) | ||
| + | *[[Xavier]] | ||
| + | *[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]] | ||
| + | *[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.) | ||
| + | *Oompa Loompa Unions | ||
| + | *Heaven | ||
| + | *Jesus Christ | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
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| + | == Liked By == | ||
| + | *[[M. Bison]] (Claims that his candy is [[DELICIOUS]]!) | ||
| + | *Pedobear | ||
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| + | == Disliked By == | ||
| + | [[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|right|Here's his (in)famous [[Chocolate Bars|chocolate bar.]]]] | ||
| + | *[[Lex Luthor]] | ||
| + | *[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]].) | ||
| + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
| + | *Hershey's | ||
| + | *Reese's | ||
| + | *Cadbury | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
| + | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO. | ||
| + | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
