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| + | Willy Wonka is a [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[sex|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]]. | ||
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| + | == Likes == | ||
| + | *[[Sex]] With Children. | ||
| + | *Candy | ||
| + | *Child Pornography | ||
| + | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | ||
| + | *Wonking his willy. | ||
| + | *Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. | ||
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| + | == Dislikes == | ||
| + | *[[Lex Luthor]] (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!) | ||
| + | *[[cum|Gum]] | ||
| + | *[[Sonic]] (says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile) | ||
| + | *[[Xavier]] | ||
| + | *[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]] | ||
| + | *[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.) | ||
| + | *Oompa Loompa Unions | ||
| + | *Heaven | ||
| + | *Jesus Christ | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
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| + | == Disliked By == | ||
| + | *[[Lex Luthor]] | ||
| + | *[[The King]] | ||
| + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
| + | *Hershey's | ||
| + | *Reese's | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
| + | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO | ||
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| + | [[Category: Pedophiles]] | ||
