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|noaddshows=yes | |noaddshows=yes | ||
|sex=Female | |sex=Female | ||
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|occupation=Princess, Bitch, C.E.O. of [[Rock TV]] | |occupation=Princess, Bitch, C.E.O. of [[Rock TV]] | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast=Paulina Gillis (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Larry Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) |
|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[Image:Wendy2.jpg|thumb|right|Her official artwork.]] | [[Image:Wendy2.jpg|thumb|right|Her official artwork.]] | ||
[[Image:1191031-wendy nsmbwii large-1-.png|frame|right|What a bitch. She even has the lips of one.]] | [[Image:1191031-wendy nsmbwii large-1-.png|frame|right|What a bitch. She even has the lips of one.]] | ||
| − | '''Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa''' is a needy child and | + | '''Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa''' (B. 1971) is a needy child and living [[Anti-Uctions|abortion]]. She is spoiled rotten by her father, [[King Koopa]], and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, next only to the likes of [[Goronu]], [[Mr. Krabs]], Ole Kirk Christiansen, and [[Tom Nook]]. |
==Her Empire in North America== | ==Her Empire in North America== | ||
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*Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts) | *Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts) | ||
*Lots of useless stuff than she collect | *Lots of useless stuff than she collect | ||
| − | *[[Milli Vanilli | + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick 'n Roll]] |
| + | *Milli Vanilli | ||
*[[Lemmy Koopa]] | *[[Lemmy Koopa]] | ||
*The Ocean | *The Ocean | ||
*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]] | *[[Ludwig Von Koopa]] | ||
| + | *Her Evil Coins that pinch back on pesky plumbers. | ||
| + | *[[Real Mario]] | ||
| + | *[[Yoshi]] ([[Lucky Star|She thinks he is kawaii.]]) | ||
*Herself | *Herself | ||
| + | *The fact that her [[Boobs]] are bigger than [[The Princess]]'s | ||
*[[Hilary Clinton]] (her favourite politician). | *[[Hilary Clinton]] (her favourite politician). | ||
| − | * | + | *Miley Cyrus (They're a lot alike) |
| + | *Lesbian sex with [[The Princess]] and [[Birdo]]. | ||
| + | *[[Michael Jackson]] | ||
| + | *That she will be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii ([[Yes]]! [[Yes]]!) | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Mario]] |
| + | *[[Luigi]] | ||
*The Princess | *The Princess | ||
*President [[George Bush|George H.W. Bush]] | *President [[George Bush|George H.W. Bush]] | ||
*First Lady Barbara Bush | *First Lady Barbara Bush | ||
| + | *[[Ipo]] The Reader | ||
| + | *[[Morshu]] (For watching porn.) | ||
*[[Roy Koopa]] | *[[Roy Koopa]] | ||
*[[Bowser Jr.]] | *[[Bowser Jr.]] | ||
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] | *[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] | ||
| − | *Being | + | *Being Called Kootie Pie |
| − | *[[Oogtar|Oogtard]] | + | *People beating her in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga. |
| + | *[[Oogtar|Oogtard]] | ||
| + | *The Cave People | ||
| + | *[[The Purple Pervert|People that want to rape her]], or [[Frollo|have raped her]]. | ||
*[[Tom Nook]] | *[[Tom Nook]] | ||
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*For her next birthday, she wants to finally have [[sex]], despite the fact that she already did it beforehand. | *For her next birthday, she wants to finally have [[sex]], despite the fact that she already did it beforehand. | ||
*Her name sounds like [[Spaghetti]]-o. | *Her name sounds like [[Spaghetti]]-o. | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Female]] | [[Category:Characters - Female]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | ||
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[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Bitches]] | [[Category:Bitches]] | ||
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