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Kootie pie is an extreme angry and mimed koopaling than usualy attacks her father and tells him to gave imposible things
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|name=Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa
 
|image=KootiePie.jpg
 
|shows=Super Mario Bros 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|sex=Female
 
|dob={{Birth|1974}}
 
|occupation=Princess, Bitch, C.E.O. of [[Rock TV]]
 
|cast=<s>Paulina Gillis</s> [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Tabitha St. Germain]] (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Larry Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
 
|nationality=
 
}}
 
[[Image:Wendy2.jpg|thumb|right|Her official artwork.]]
 
[[Image:1191031-wendy nsmbwii large-1-.png|frame|right|What a bitch. She even has the lips of one.]]
 
'''Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa''' is a needy child and complete bitch. She is spoiled rotten by her father, [[King Koopa]], and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, next only to the likes of [[Goronu]], [[Mr. Krabs]], Ole Kirk Christiansen, and [[Tom Nook]].
 
 
 
==Her Empire in North America==
 
Wendy O. become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:
 
 
 
*Every kid in [[America]] must be a rock.
 
*Every kid in [[America]] must invite her on a date.
 
*Every kid in [[America]] will give her lot of toys.
 
*[[No|L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.]]
 
*And all the gold in Fort <s>K[[no]]x</s> Lox will be used as jewelery for Wendy O.
 
 
 
==Likes==
 
*[[King Koopa|Daddykins]]
 
*All the food a koopa can steal.
 
*[[America]]
 
*Her toothbrush
 
*Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts)
 
*Lots of useless stuff than she collect
 
*[[Milli Vanilli]]
 
*[[Lemmy Koopa]]
 
*The Ocean
 
*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
 
*Herself
 
*[[Hilary Clinton]] (her favourite politician).
 
*Mr.Giraffe's toothbrush.
 
 
 
==Dislikes==
 
*The [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros]]
 
*The Princess
 
*President [[George Bush|George H.W. Bush]]
 
*First Lady Barbara Bush
 
*[[Roy Koopa]]
 
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
 
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]]
 
*Being beaten in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
 
*[[Oogtar|Oogtard]] and The Cave People
 
*[[Tom Nook]]
 
 
 
==Liked By==
 
[[Image:Superpeach-wendy1-1-.gif|frame|right|What the fuck?]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[The Purple Pervert|Perverts]]
 
*[[Birdo]]
 
 
 
==Disliked By==
 
*Everybody else.
 
 
 
===Trivia===
 
*Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery. 
 
*She has more money than her father does.
 
*Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
 
*She was the original owner of [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]]'s secret book of nasty magic.
 
*In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating [[Tom Nook]]'s risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.
 
*For her next birthday, she wants to finally have [[sex]], despite the fact that she already did it beforehand.
 
*Her name sounds like [[Spaghetti]]-o.
 
*Kootie Pie should not be mistaken for [[Pinkie Pie]]
 
*Became the C.E.O. of [[Rock TV]] after [[King Koopa]]'s death in 2007.
 
[[Category:Characters - Female]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]]
 
[[Category:Business People]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 
[[Category:Royal Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bitches]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
 
[[Category:Koopalings]]
 
[[Category:Rich Characters]]
 
[[Category:Reptiles]]
 
[[Category:Turtles]]
 

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