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[[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[Samus Aran]]'s [[ass]].]] | [[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[Samus Aran]]'s [[ass]].]] | ||
[[Image:Wario car.PNG|frame|right|Wario's beloved car.]] | [[Image:Wario car.PNG|frame|right|Wario's beloved car.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:Cash.jpg|thumb|right|Wario's favourite thing in the world.]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | *Loves | + | *Loves [[Money]]. He, in fact, loves it so much that his desire in life is to have more and more money. |
− | *Also loves [[ | + | *Also loves [[Bomb]]s, and the destr[[Uctions|uction]] they can do. |
*It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it. | *It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it. | ||
*Is liked by [[Blightcopy]]. | *Is liked by [[Blightcopy]]. | ||
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*Loves shaking his [[ass]] (And making [[you]] watch). | *Loves shaking his [[ass]] (And making [[you]] watch). | ||
*He also likes picking his nose. | *He also likes picking his nose. | ||
− | *Was once robbed by Captain Syrup. | + | *Was once robbed by [[Captain Syrup]]. |
*Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | *Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | ||
*[[Mona]] is the only woman ever to be attracted to this motherfucker. | *[[Mona]] is the only woman ever to be attracted to this motherfucker. | ||
*Is on a quest to be the [[Morshu|richest]] person in the history of the world. Too bad that he'll be never richer than [[Scrooge McDuck]]. | *Is on a quest to be the [[Morshu|richest]] person in the history of the world. Too bad that he'll be never richer than [[Scrooge McDuck]]. | ||
*Is an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins. | *Is an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins. | ||
− | *He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, [[Princess Peach]], and Barbara Walters. He also threw Queen Merelda away. | + | *He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, [[Princess Peach]], and Barbara Walters. He also threw [[Queen Merelda]] away. |
− | *He has an addiction to shake | + | *He has an addiction to shake [[Bandinero]]s. |
*He has an appetite for [[garlic]]. | *He has an appetite for [[garlic]]. | ||
− | *He currently owns a goldmine | + | *He currently owns a goldmine, a coliseum, and a stadium. Used to own two stadiums, but one of them was given to his brother [[Waluigi]]. |
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*He is great at math (from counting his money all his life), but knows little outside of mathematics and economics. | *He is great at math (from counting his money all his life), but knows little outside of mathematics and economics. | ||
*It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | *It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | ||
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*He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind control). | *He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind control). | ||
+ | *In 1988, he starred in an [[Hentai|Adult]] game by [[Tiertex]] on [[Atari 3600|Atari 2600]]. The game was called "Wario's [[Penis|Wood]], and it was a clone of [[Rape|Custer's Revenege]], with music by A Flock of Seagulls. It was discontinued later that year due to bad sales (only 1295 copies were sold). | ||
*Loves to tell stories about getting himself trapped in the bathroom. | *Loves to tell stories about getting himself trapped in the bathroom. | ||
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*In addition to his hatred of [[Mario]], he also hates [[Toad]] (for stopping his takeover of Toad's Woods), [[Birdo]] (for helping [[Toad]]), [[Luigi]] (for being Mario's brother), and even Shigeru Miyamoto himself (for creating Mario). | *In addition to his hatred of [[Mario]], he also hates [[Toad]] (for stopping his takeover of Toad's Woods), [[Birdo]] (for helping [[Toad]]), [[Luigi]] (for being Mario's brother), and even Shigeru Miyamoto himself (for creating Mario). | ||
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*Obey him, destroy Mario. | *Obey him, destroy Mario. | ||
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*"Obey Wario; destroy Mario!" | *"Obey Wario; destroy Mario!" | ||
*"D'OH, I MISSED" | *"D'OH, I MISSED" | ||
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*"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | *"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | ||
*"Oh yeah! Wario time!" (after hitting a [[Baseball|home run]]) | *"Oh yeah! Wario time!" (after hitting a [[Baseball|home run]]) | ||
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*"You're very handsome; You have amazing powers; Plundering hidden pirates' treasure; Bag a bazillion coins; Buy me a Castle, Bigger Than [[Mario]]'s!" | *"You're very handsome; You have amazing powers; Plundering hidden pirates' treasure; Bag a bazillion coins; Buy me a Castle, Bigger Than [[Mario]]'s!" | ||
[[Image:UnsureWario.png|thumb|right|Wario after seeing the .gif above him.]] | [[Image:UnsureWario.png|thumb|right|Wario after seeing the .gif above him.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:Th warioperfect5.gif|frame|right|Wario's grade on his own article.]] | ||
*"Repeat after me; I'm the bad guy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, where being [[bad]] is [[good]], and ''greed'' is good! Ha!" | *"Repeat after me; I'm the bad guy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, where being [[bad]] is [[good]], and ''greed'' is good! Ha!" | ||
*"[[Cum|Come]] and get it on Game Boy, greedy!" | *"[[Cum|Come]] and get it on Game Boy, greedy!" | ||
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*"Greed is [[good]]." | *"Greed is [[good]]." | ||
*"It will get you everything." | *"It will get you everything." | ||
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*"Even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so." | *"Even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so." | ||
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[[Category:Greedy Characters]] | [[Category:Greedy Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
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[[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | ||
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