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|shows=''Super Mario Land II'' (debut), ''Wario Land'' series, ''WarioWare'' series | |shows=''Super Mario Land II'' (debut), ''Wario Land'' series, ''WarioWare'' series | ||
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Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make [[You|viewers]] obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother [[Waluigi]] could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The [[Bagel]], [[Cheatsy|Cheatsy Koopa]], 4, [[The Faces of Evil]], The Lobe, The Blob, The Irate Gamer, sizzler07, Fred, [[Malleo]], [[Fortran]], and One Saturday Morning) paid for Wario to order people to destroy their respective enemies (The Worm, some grandma, 2, the Map, [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]], a little purple pogo stick, The [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], Armake21/NicotineAlien, urinatingtree/The Fatt Man, [[Bowser|Bowsa]], [[Real Mario|Lou Albano]], and [[Kids' WB!]], respectively). | Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make [[You|viewers]] obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother [[Waluigi]] could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The [[Bagel]], [[Cheatsy|Cheatsy Koopa]], 4, [[The Faces of Evil]], The Lobe, The Blob, The Irate Gamer, sizzler07, Fred, [[Malleo]], [[Fortran]], and One Saturday Morning) paid for Wario to order people to destroy their respective enemies (The Worm, some grandma, 2, the Map, [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]], a little purple pogo stick, The [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], Armake21/NicotineAlien, urinatingtree/The Fatt Man, [[Bowser|Bowsa]], [[Real Mario|Lou Albano]], and [[Kids' WB!]], respectively). | ||
| − | [[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at | + | [[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at Samus Aran's [[ass]].]] |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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| − | *Also loves [[ | + | *Loves [[Money]]. He, in fact, loves it so much that his desire in life is to have more and more money. |
| + | *Also loves [[Bomb]]s, and the destr[[Uctions|uction]] they can do. | ||
*It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it. | *It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it. | ||
*Is liked by [[Blightcopy]]. | *Is liked by [[Blightcopy]]. | ||
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*Loves shaking his [[ass]] (And making [[you]] watch). | *Loves shaking his [[ass]] (And making [[you]] watch). | ||
*He also likes picking his nose. | *He also likes picking his nose. | ||
| − | *Was once robbed by Captain Syrup. | + | *Was once robbed by [[Captain Syrup]]. |
*Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | *Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | ||
*[[Mona]] is the only woman ever to be attracted to this motherfucker. | *[[Mona]] is the only woman ever to be attracted to this motherfucker. | ||
*Is on a quest to be the [[Morshu|richest]] person in the history of the world. Too bad that he'll be never richer than [[Scrooge McDuck]]. | *Is on a quest to be the [[Morshu|richest]] person in the history of the world. Too bad that he'll be never richer than [[Scrooge McDuck]]. | ||
*Is an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins. | *Is an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins. | ||
| − | *He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, [[Princess Peach]], and Barbara Walters. He also threw Queen Merelda away. | + | *He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, [[Princess Peach]], and Barbara Walters. He also threw [[Queen Merelda]] away. |
| − | *He has an addiction to shake | + | *He has an addiction to shake [[Bandinero]]s. |
| − | *He has an | + | *He has an apetite for [[garlic]]. |
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*It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | *It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | ||
| − | + | *He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind crontrol). | |
| − | *He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind | + | *In 1988, he starred in an [[Hentai|Adult]] game by [[Tiertex]] on [[Atari 3600|Atari 2600]]. The game was called "Wario's [[Penis|Wood]], and it was a clone of [[Rape|Custer's Revenege]], with music by A Flock of Seagulls. It was discontinued later that year due to bad sales (only 1295 copies were sold). |
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*Obey him, destroy Mario. | *Obey him, destroy Mario. | ||
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[[Image:Bvfgbfghbdfg.gif|thumb|right|Wario has to run in order to lose weight. So get to it, [[you]] [[fat]][[ass]]!!!]] | [[Image:Bvfgbfghbdfg.gif|thumb|right|Wario has to run in order to lose weight. So get to it, [[you]] [[fat]][[ass]]!!!]] | ||
*"Obey me, Wario; '''I''' am your master! Mario is your enemy." | *"Obey me, Wario; '''I''' am your master! Mario is your enemy." | ||
| − | *"Obey Wario | + | *"Obey Wario, Destroy Mario!" |
*"D'OH, I MISSED" | *"D'OH, I MISSED" | ||
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*"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | *"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | ||
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*"Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Wonderful!" | *"Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Wonderful!" | ||
| − | *"I'm | + | *"I'm The Purple Wind! Silent but deadly!" |
| − | *"Smell | + | *"Smell It!" |
*"Rock 'N Roll!" | *"Rock 'N Roll!" | ||
*"Yeah, Let's-a GO!" | *"Yeah, Let's-a GO!" | ||
| − | *"Oh | + | *"Oh Yeah!" |
*"Heh, Heh, Heh!" | *"Heh, Heh, Heh!" | ||
*"[[You]]'re getting '''very''' greedy; You are me, Wario!" | *"[[You]]'re getting '''very''' greedy; You are me, Wario!" | ||
*"You're very handsome; You have amazing powers; Plundering hidden pirates' treasure; Bag a bazillion coins; Buy me a Castle, Bigger Than [[Mario]]'s!" | *"You're very handsome; You have amazing powers; Plundering hidden pirates' treasure; Bag a bazillion coins; Buy me a Castle, Bigger Than [[Mario]]'s!" | ||
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*"Repeat after me; I'm the bad guy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, where being [[bad]] is [[good]], and ''greed'' is good! Ha!" | *"Repeat after me; I'm the bad guy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, where being [[bad]] is [[good]], and ''greed'' is good! Ha!" | ||
*"[[Cum|Come]] and get it on Game Boy, greedy!" | *"[[Cum|Come]] and get it on Game Boy, greedy!" | ||
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*"Greed is [[good]]." | *"Greed is [[good]]." | ||
*"It will get you everything." | *"It will get you everything." | ||
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*"Even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so." | *"Even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so." | ||
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[[Category:Characters - German]] | [[Category:Characters - German]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
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[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
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