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− | '''Wario''' is the other major antagonist in [[Mario]]'s life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by [[Dr. Light]] gone wrong, although Dr. Light is sure it's the guidance system. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and [[Luigi]] attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. [[Robotnik]], Mario, Marvin the Martian, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames | + | '''Wario''' is the other major antagonist in [[Mario]]'s life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by [[Dr. Light]] gone wrong, although Dr. Light is sure it's the guidance system. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and [[Luigi]] attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. [[Robotnik]], Mario, [[Marvin the Martian]], and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames. |
− | Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make [[You|viewers]] obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother [[Waluigi]] could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The [[Bagel]], [[Cheatsy|Cheatsy Koopa]], 4, [[The Faces of Evil]], The Lobe, The Blob, The Irate Gamer, sizzler07, Fred | + | Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make [[You|viewers]] obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother [[Waluigi]] could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The [[Bagel]], [[Cheatsy|Cheatsy Koopa]], 4, [[The Faces of Evil]], [[The Lobe]], The Blob, Viacom, The Irate Gamer, sizzler07, Fred, and One Saturday Morning) paid for Wario to order people to destroy their respective enemies (The Worm, some grandma, 2, the Map, [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]], a little purple pogo stick, Rocko's Modern Life, The [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Angry Video Game Nerd]], Armake21/NicotineAlien, urinatingtree/The Fatt Man, and [[Kids' WB!]], respectively). |
− | [[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[ | + | [[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[Penis|PINGAS]].]] |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | + | *It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it. Jesus! | |
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− | *It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it. | ||
*Is liked by [[Blightcopy]]. | *Is liked by [[Blightcopy]]. | ||
*[[Loud Kiddington]] dislikes him because he is a grouch. | *[[Loud Kiddington]] dislikes him because he is a grouch. | ||
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*Was rumored to be called McBacon on the Internet until he disappeared without a trace. | *Was rumored to be called McBacon on the Internet until he disappeared without a trace. | ||
*Once possessed Spot the Chicken. | *Once possessed Spot the Chicken. | ||
+ | *His favorite type of music is songs in an Arabian type of style. | ||
+ | *He may be related to [[Anime Luigi]] (especially when it [[cum|comes]] to Wario Land: Shake It!). | ||
+ | *Obey him, destroy Mario. | ||
*Loves shaking his [[ass]] (And making [[you]] watch). | *Loves shaking his [[ass]] (And making [[you]] watch). | ||
+ | *He doesn't give a [[shit]] about bitches, so long as he gets all the money in the world. | ||
*He also likes picking his nose. | *He also likes picking his nose. | ||
− | *Was once robbed by Captain Syrup | + | *Was once robbed by Captain Syrup and later [[Mario]]!!! |
*Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | *Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! | ||
− | * | + | *Mona is the only woman ever to be attracted to the motherfucker. |
− | *Is on a quest to be the [[Morshu|richest]] person in the history of the world | + | *Is on a quest to be the most [[Morshu|richest]] person in the history of the world. |
− | *Is an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins. | + | *Is also an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins. |
− | *He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, | + | *He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, Princess Peach, and Barbara Walters. |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | + | *"Obey me, Wario; ''I'' am your master! Mario is your enemy." | |
− | *"Obey me, Wario; | + | *"Obey Wario, destroy Mario!" |
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*"D'OH, I MISSED" | *"D'OH, I MISSED" | ||
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*"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | *"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | ||
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*"Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Wonderful!" | *"Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Wonderful!" | ||
*"I'm the Purple Wind! Silent but deadly!" | *"I'm the Purple Wind! Silent but deadly!" | ||
*"Smell it!" | *"Smell it!" | ||
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