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Editing Wario
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*He is great at math (from counting his money all his life), but knows little outside of mathematics and economics. | *He is great at math (from counting his money all his life), but knows little outside of mathematics and economics. | ||
*It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | *It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | ||
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*He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind control). | *He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind control). | ||
*Loves to tell stories about getting himself trapped in the bathroom. | *Loves to tell stories about getting himself trapped in the bathroom. |