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[[image:N501950871 112053 6473.jpg|thumb|right|His profile image!]] | [[image:N501950871 112053 6473.jpg|thumb|right|His profile image!]] | ||
Tourettes Guy (AKA Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in piece. (1964-2007) | Tourettes Guy (AKA Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in piece. (1964-2007) | ||
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UPDATE! He's still alive and posted a fake story to avoid a lawsuit from a tourettes support group. PIIIIIIISS! | UPDATE! He's still alive and posted a fake story to avoid a lawsuit from a tourettes support group. PIIIIIIISS! | ||
| − | UPDATE! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT [[Bigfoot|BIGFOOT]] | + | UPDATE! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT [[Bigfoot|BIGFOOT]]!!!!!!! |
==When he was born== | ==When he was born== | ||
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He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by [[Mama Luigi]], [[Froggo]], [[Jimmy Neutron]], [[Timmy Turner]], [[Dr Rabbit]], [[Link]], [[Robotnik]] & [[George the Volcano]]. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome. | He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by [[Mama Luigi]], [[Froggo]], [[Jimmy Neutron]], [[Timmy Turner]], [[Dr Rabbit]], [[Link]], [[Robotnik]] & [[George the Volcano]]. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome. | ||
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===People Who Used It=== | ===People Who Used It=== | ||
[[Image:Opiniononcock'n'cookies.JPG|thumb|right|The Tourettes Guy's giving his opinion on his cookies.]] | [[Image:Opiniononcock'n'cookies.JPG|thumb|right|The Tourettes Guy's giving his opinion on his cookies.]] | ||
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*[[Temeku]] | *[[Temeku]] | ||
*[[DreamToNightmare]] (Audio) | *[[DreamToNightmare]] (Audio) | ||
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*[[MAZZ0Murder]] (Audio) | *[[MAZZ0Murder]] (Audio) | ||
*[[RetardedAnimeParody]] | *[[RetardedAnimeParody]] | ||
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===Often=== | ===Often=== | ||
===Sometimes=== | ===Sometimes=== | ||
| + | [[Image:tourettesguy.jpg|thumb|Tourettes guy in cartoon [[form]].]] | ||
*[[Temeku]] | *[[Temeku]] | ||
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*He's lead a pretty miserable life. I mean, he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has an ex-wife who is a bitch that randomly visits him. But at least he's [[no]]t [[die|dead...]] [[4|for]] [[no]]w. | *He's lead a pretty miserable life. I mean, he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has an ex-wife who is a bitch that randomly visits him. But at least he's [[no]]t [[die|dead...]] [[4|for]] [[no]]w. | ||
*Believe it or not, he has a Pokemon attack called Roar of Time. By yelling as loud as humanly possible(usually he yells "PPPPPPIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!") he can distort time, causing it to skip forward or backward. Evidence of this was seen in a video when he used Roar of Time next to a calendar on the wall. The calendar flipped down a page, indicating that time had gone backward by one month. | *Believe it or not, he has a Pokemon attack called Roar of Time. By yelling as loud as humanly possible(usually he yells "PPPPPPIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!") he can distort time, causing it to skip forward or backward. Evidence of this was seen in a video when he used Roar of Time next to a calendar on the wall. The calendar flipped down a page, indicating that time had gone backward by one month. | ||
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*He teamed up with [[Nostalgia Critic]] and [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] to do a remake of "Cuban Pete" from ''The Mask''. | *He teamed up with [[Nostalgia Critic]] and [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] to do a remake of "Cuban Pete" from ''The Mask''. | ||
*He can shit a better Kool-Aid commercial. | *He can shit a better Kool-Aid commercial. | ||
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*Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things. | *Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things. | ||
*Once edited ''[[Toy Story]] 2'' by replacing all of Al's dialogue with his own. | *Once edited ''[[Toy Story]] 2'' by replacing all of Al's dialogue with his own. | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
Try to find a quote without cursing. | Try to find a quote without cursing. | ||
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*"SHIT!" | *"SHIT!" | ||
*"FUCK!" | *"FUCK!" | ||
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*"THAT'S MY ASS!" | *"THAT'S MY ASS!" | ||
*"ASS!" | *"ASS!" | ||
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*"FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!" | *"FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!" | ||
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*"YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" | *"YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" | ||
*"WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA, AND SHIT?!" | *"WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA, AND SHIT?!" | ||
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*"...FUCK SALT!" | *"...FUCK SALT!" | ||
*"IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!" | *"IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!" | ||
| − | *"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? | + | *"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? |
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*"THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!" | *"THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!" | ||
*"HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!" | *"HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!" | ||
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*"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID THE KEYS?" | *"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID THE KEYS?" | ||
*"AW, WHO GIVES A FUCK? I WANTED THE FAGGOTS!" | *"AW, WHO GIVES A FUCK? I WANTED THE FAGGOTS!" | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Real People]] | [[Category:Real People]] | ||
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