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''"Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.'' | ''"Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.'' | ||
| − | '''Tommy Wiseau''' is the greatest | + | '''Tommy Wiseau''' is an actor of the greatest kind around these parts. It's something that once you discover it, you can not only be enlightened, but you can also never espace from it. His main flick that's associated with him is [[The Room]]. |
==How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?== | ==How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?== | ||
| − | Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on [[Adult Swim]] for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on | + | Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on [[Adult Swim]] for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on [[Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!]] But he truly wasn't discovered until, you guessed it, the [[Nostalgia Critic]] traveled [[Back to the Future|back to the future]] just to review this film, which wasn't the Critic even thought of in the first place. Basically, the Critic was so amazed at this film that he gave his viewers the ''recommondation'' of viewing this film for yourself. Sadly, for some strange reason, some jackass named "John from The Room film dot com" decided to remove his review from his own website (along with Obscurous Lupa, but no one cares about her). Thankfully, [[YouTube]] decided to leave his review up there in peace. Think about that for a moment. Anyway, the point remains in that Tim & Eric and/or the Nostalgia Critic were probably the reasons why you even clicked here on the first place. Good for you, but it's a funny story for us. |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!" | *"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!" | ||
*"Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you." | *"Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you." | ||
*"What a story, Mark!" | *"What a story, Mark!" | ||
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*"WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!" | *"WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!" | ||
| − | * | + | *"Oh, hai Mark!" |
*"Hai Doggie!" | *"Hai Doggie!" | ||
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*"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's ''bullshit'', I did not hit her, I did naht!" | *"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's ''bullshit'', I did not hit her, I did naht!" | ||
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*"I'm fed up with this world!" | *"I'm fed up with this world!" | ||
*"You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!" | *"You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!" | ||
| − | *"Don't touch me | + | *"Don't touch me mothafacku, get out!" |
*"Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life?" | *"Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life?" | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he ''never'' drinks! | *He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he ''never'' drinks! | ||
*Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well. | *Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well. | ||
| − | *He sometimes hosts his own show called "Tommy | + | *He sometimes hosts his own show called "The Tommy Wiseau Show". Although, he sometimes calls it his "Tommy Wishow". |
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*He's fed up with this world! | *He's fed up with this world! | ||
| − | *After all this time, he was really "John from | + | *After all this time, he was really "John from the Room film dot com". What a twist! |
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*Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life? Tommy's sex life is great! | *Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life? Tommy's sex life is great! | ||
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''"What a story, Chewiki!" - Tommy Wiseau after seeing his article. | ''"What a story, Chewiki!" - Tommy Wiseau after seeing his article. | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - French]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Christian]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Actors]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Aliens]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Adult Swim]] | ||
[[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]] | [[Category:Anti-Heroic Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:College Graduates]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
[[Category:Insane Characters]] | [[Category:Insane Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Mentally Unstable]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Real People]] | [[Category:Real People]] | ||
[[Category:Traitors]] | [[Category:Traitors]] | ||
