Editing Tommy Wiseau

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''"Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.''

'''Tommy Wiseau''' is the greatest actor, director, producer and screenwriter of all time. It's something that once you discover it, you can not only be enlightened, but you can also never escape from it. His main flick that's associated with him is [[The Room]].

==How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?==
Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on [[Adult Swim]] for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on "[[Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!]]". But he truly wasn't discovered until, you guessed it, the [[Nostalgia Critic]] traveled [[Back to the Future|back to the future]] just to review this film, which wasn't even the movie the Critic thought he was going to review in the first place. Basically, the Critic was so amazed at how bad this film was that he gave his viewers the ''recommendation'' of viewing this film for yourself. Sadly, for some strange reason, some jackass named "John from The Room movie dot com" decided to remove his review from his own website (along with Obscurous Lupa, but no one cares about her). Thankfully, [[YouTube]] decided to leave his review up there in peace. Think about that for a moment. Eventually, both of the reviews went back up on [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses]].com. Still, the point remains in that Tim & Eric and/or the Nostalgia Critic were probably the reasons why you even clicked here in the first place. Good for you, but it's a funny story for us.

Tommy Wiseau is currently has a show on Machinima called the "Tommy Wi-Show" in which Tommy is sent to the moon weekly and forced to play video games.

==Quotes==
*"Ha would like a dozen red roses pleased." 
*"That's me!"
*''They betrayed me they didn't keep their promise.''
*"Fights over I'm sorry mark"
*"Snice when do you give me orders."
*"Lisa please talk to me"
*¨Lisa your lieing ah didn't hit you¨
*"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!"
*"Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you."
*"What a story, Mark!"
*"They are using me. And I'm the fool."
*"I'll be out in a few minutes Bitch."
*"WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!"
*''You BITCH.''
*"Hai Doggie!"
*What makes you say that
*"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's ''bullshit'', I did not hit her, I did naht!"
**"Oh, hai Mark!"
*¨Go on¨
*"You all betrayed me"
*"I'm fed up with this world!"
*"You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!"
*"Don't touch me mothur fauhker, get out!"
*"Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life?"
*"Oh hai, Internet! I'm Tommy Wiseau, and this is my Tommy Wi''show''!"
*"Look, I grow goatee for you. Iz beautiful '''HAH'''."
*"Oh hai phone!"
*"why are you doing this to me alien!"
*"your probably just a stupid mexican"
*"let's go eat HUH."

==Liked By==
*Everybody who enjoys a good movie with [[No|amazing acting, great dialogue, stellar visuals and a gripping story]]

==Trivia==
*His favorite sport is [[American Football]], followed by basketball.
*He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he ''never'' drinks!
*Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well.
*He sometimes hosts his own show called "Tommy Wi''show''" on Machinima, a name he probably took from the [[Nostalgia Critic]]'s "Tommy Wiseau Show" video
*Everyone has betrayed him for some reason 
*He's fed up with this world!
*After all this time, he was really "John from The Room movie dot com". What a twist!
*They are using him, and he is the fool. T__T
*Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life? Tommy's sex life is great!

==Websites==
*[http://www.theroommovie.com/ His magnum opus' website.]
*[http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/drips_blood_alex_101/ Watch "The House That Drips Blood On Alex" right now!]

''"What a story, Chewiki!" - Tommy Wiseau after seeing his article.
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