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{{CharBox
 
{{CharBox
|name=Tom
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|name=Tom ([[May]]be?)
 
|image=SpongeBob_SquarePants_-_Tom.jpg‎
 
|image=SpongeBob_SquarePants_-_Tom.jpg‎
|caption=Tom in all his glory.
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|shows=[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
|shows=SpongeBob SquarePants
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=[[Dr. Robotnik|Who Cares?]]
 
|age=[[Dr. Robotnik|Who Cares?]]
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*[[Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patties]]
 
*[[Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patties]]
 
*[[Pizza]] (But only if drinks are abound.)
 
*[[Pizza]] (But only if drinks are abound.)
*Fudge
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*[[No]]t being in fits of (roid) rage, despite the fact that he'd be better off without it.
 
*[[No]]t being in fits of (roid) rage, despite the fact that he'd be better off without it.
 
*Having his [[Mashed Potatoes|potato salad]] that he worked on for three days being smashed.
 
*Having his [[Mashed Potatoes|potato salad]] that he worked on for three days being smashed.
*Having his leg broken.
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*Having his leg broken
**Having his [[ass]] broken.
 
*Bubble Buddy
 
*Packing up some fudge.
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*"Chocolate? Did you say...''chocolate?!''"
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*"Chocolate? Did you say CHOCOLATE?"
 
*"Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
*"Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
*"CHOCOLATE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU..... I'd like to buy all of [[you]]r [[chocolate]]."
 
*"CHOCOLATE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU..... I'd like to buy all of [[you]]r [[chocolate]]."
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*"Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here please?"
 
*"Can I get a couple of ice cubes in here please?"
 
*"Thanks!"
 
*"Thanks!"
*"What did [[you]] do to my drink?!?!?!"
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*"What Did [[You]] Do To My Drink?!?!?!"
 
*"[[YOU]] WHAT?????!!!!!"
 
*"[[YOU]] WHAT?????!!!!!"
*"I guess that is pretty funny... ([[laugh]]s)"
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*"I guess that is pretty funny... (laughs)"
 
*"[[YOU]] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
*"[[YOU]] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"[[Weegee|He]] poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!"
 
*"[[No|Nooooooooo,]] but are we just gonna sit around and wait until [[Giygas|he]] does?!"
 
 
[[Image:P-2.jpg|thumb|right|His potato salad took three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!]]
 
[[Image:P-2.jpg|thumb|right|His potato salad took three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!]]
 
*"Wow, thanks, I've been dying for one of these."
 
*"Wow, thanks, I've been dying for one of these."
 
*"Where's my drink?"
 
*"Where's my drink?"
*"My drink! My diet [[General Pepper|Dr. Kelp!]] Don't tell me [[you]] forgot my drink!!"
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*"My Drink! My Diet Dr. Kelp. Don't Tell Me [[You]] Forgot My Drink!!"
 
*"How am I supposed to eat this [[pizza]] without my drink?!"
 
*"How am I supposed to eat this [[pizza]] without my drink?!"
 
*"Didn't you ever once think of the customer?"
 
*"Didn't you ever once think of the customer?"
 
*"You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buying!"
 
*"You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buying!"
*"Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"
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*"Another One? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"
*"MY LEG!!"
 
*"Say, what's a dog?"
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*He had sex (unprotected!) before marriage.
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*He had [[sex]] at least once before he got married.
 
*His potato salad took him three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!
 
*His potato salad took him three days to make. THREE DAYS!!!
 
*He's green, but one episode had him red.
 
*He's green, but one episode had him red.
*In another episode, he's a woman. I... uh... there's just... well... just ignore it, OK?
 
*He sometimes has a female voice, as well as a male voice. [[Yes|Strange]], isn't it?
 
*One time, his [[ass]] was so broken, that the [[Dr. Mario|doctor]] wanted to give him a new iron ass machine. This machine was created by none other than [[Robotnik]], but no one knows why he invented it.
 
*He doesn't know what a dog is.
 
*He has the power to clone himself, which means that he could be in two places at once '''''or''''' be at the same area for some strange reason.
 
*Has been known to be a pervert at the Krusty Krab.
 
**It's especially true due to the fact that one time, he saw [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star]] [[sex|naked]]... and he didn't mind that!
 
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