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"<i> You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!</i>" - [[Fat Mario]] | "<i> You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!</i>" - [[Fat Mario]] | ||
[[Image:Toaster.jpg|thumb|right|A toaster, which can ([[no]]t) be used to toast toast.]] | [[Image:Toaster.jpg|thumb|right|A toaster, which can ([[no]]t) be used to toast toast.]] | ||
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*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
*People who like toast/[[bagel]]s/[[waffles]]/whatever. | *People who like toast/[[bagel]]s/[[waffles]]/whatever. | ||
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==People That Don't Use Toasters== | ==People That Don't Use Toasters== | ||
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*[[Mama Luigi]] thinks that all toasters toast [[bagel]]s; however, (s)he has [[AIDS]], so we mostly ignore him/her. | *[[Mama Luigi]] thinks that all toasters toast [[bagel]]s; however, (s)he has [[AIDS]], so we mostly ignore him/her. | ||
*[[Gay Luigi]], meanwhile, thinks that all toasters toast [[lotsa spaghetti]]. But [[no]] one cares what he thinks, because he's a fag in more ways than one. | *[[Gay Luigi]], meanwhile, thinks that all toasters toast [[lotsa spaghetti]]. But [[no]] one cares what he thinks, because he's a fag in more ways than one. | ||
− | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] once used a toaster to toast [[Back To The Future | + | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] once used a toaster to toast [[Shit|Back To The Future for the NES]]. |
*[[King Harkinian]] hates toasters due to a bad experience he had when he purchased one that turned out to be a maniac. | *[[King Harkinian]] hates toasters due to a bad experience he had when he purchased one that turned out to be a maniac. | ||
*Sometimes, [[Dr. Robotnik|I]] think I would be better off with [[Kirby|a vacuum cleaner]] in a toaster for assistance. | *Sometimes, [[Dr. Robotnik|I]] think I would be better off with [[Kirby|a vacuum cleaner]] in a toaster for assistance. | ||
*Link made a dumbass mistake once by cooking spaghetti in a toaster, which set Hyrule on fire. Gwonam clearly stated that "all toasters BURN spaghetti". Link later used this as a weapon to defeat George Volcano. | *Link made a dumbass mistake once by cooking spaghetti in a toaster, which set Hyrule on fire. Gwonam clearly stated that "all toasters BURN spaghetti". Link later used this as a weapon to defeat George Volcano. | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] |