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| + | There's a conflict on whether all toasters toast toast or bread. [[Mario]] thinks that all toasters toast toast, but [[Edd]] thinks that all toasters toast bread. |
− | "<i> You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!</i>" - [[Fat Mario]]
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− | [[Image:Toaster.jpg|thumb|right|A toaster, which can ([[no]]t) be used to toast toast.]]
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− | These tools can store any kind of bread. Rolls, white, rye, ..... einquetscht ice cream. Oh, they also can toast [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread]]. Toaster could also be the skin from burning your fingers on one as well. They're devices used for making [[toast]]. There's some conflict among Youtube Poop characters on how this works, exactly. According to [[Mario]], "All toasters toast toast", but [[Edd]] argues "Toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does." Toaster is apparently very brave, and has starred in 3 movies.
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− | ==What Does A Toaster Look Like?==
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− | It looks like a rectangular piece of metal with two slots on top for bread to be placed in. Or, it could be a toaster oven, which looks like, and essentially is, a miniature oven.
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− | ==People That Use Toasters==
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− | *[[Fat Mario]]
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− | *People who like toast/[[bagel]]s/[[waffles]]/whatever.
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− | *[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] He owns a [[Nintendo|Nin]]toaster to play [[shit]]ty games that suck [[ass]].
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− | ==People That Don't Use Toasters==
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− | *[[King Harkinian]]
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− | *[[Gay Luigi]]
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− | *Aristocratic Mice
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− | *[[Ganon]]
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− | *[[MrDrunkenFox]]
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− | *People who don't eat toast.
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| ==Trivia== | | ==Trivia== |
− | *[[Mama Luigi]] thinks that all toasters toast [[bagel]]s; however, (s)he has [[AIDS]], so we mostly ignore him/her. | + | *[[Mama Luigi]] also thinks that all toasters toast [[bagel]]s, however, (s)he has [[AIDS]], so we mostly ignore him/her. |
− | *[[Gay Luigi]], meanwhile, thinks that all toasters toast [[lotsa spaghetti]]. But [[no]] one cares what he thinks, because he's a fag in more ways than one.
| + | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] once used a toaster to toast [[No|Back To The Future for the NES]]. |
− | *[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] once used a toaster to toast [[Back To The Future]] for the NES. | |
− | *[[King Harkinian]] hates toasters due to a bad experience he had when he purchased one that turned out to be a maniac.
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− | *Sometimes, [[Dr. Robotnik|I]] think I would be better off with [[Kirby|a vacuum cleaner]] in a toaster for assistance.
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− | *Link made a dumbass mistake once by cooking spaghetti in a toaster, which set Hyrule on fire. Gwonam clearly stated that "all toasters BURN spaghetti". Link later used this as a weapon to defeat George Volcano.
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