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| + | The Princess's advisor and 2nd in command of the Mushroom Kingdom. |
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| + | [[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]] |
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| + | ==Personality== |
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| + | Toad can be described as fussy and whiney. He has developed a dislike towards Birdo. |
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− | |sex=Male
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− | |occupation=[[The Princess]]'s Royal Guard
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− | |cast=Jen Taylor, [[Oogtar|John]] [[Wizardheimer|Stocker]], Eriko Ibe, [[Princess Peach|Samantha Kelly]]
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− | Toad is [[the Princess]]'s guard and servant that always fails to protect her from [[Bowser]]. | |
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− | He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in [[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]] and [[Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]], though is usually an NPC.
| + | ==Legal Issues== |
− | [[Image:Toad.png|thumb|Toad is a pervert]]
| + | Toad was arrested for ecstacy posession at a Mushroom Kingdom Rave in late 2006. |
− | [[Image:Toad.jpg|thumb|right|Toad's [[Brake Van]] equivalent.]]
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− | ==Likes== | |
− | *[[Birdo]] (In 1994, for giving him [[bombs]] to kill <s>[[Yoshkins]]</s> munchkins and defeat [[Wario]]).
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− | ==Disliked By==
| + | [[Image:Toad1.jpg|thumb|right|SINEP]] |
− | *Gamers of [[the '80s]]
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− | *[[Vice City|Vice cops]]
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− | *[[Bowser]] (for being a nuisance).
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− | *[[Mario]] (Until [[:Category:Sources - Produced in 1988|1988]])
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− | *[[Luigi]] (See [[Mario]])
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− | *[[Wario]] (For foiling his plans to take over Toad's Woods)
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− | *[[Birdo]] (From 1987-1988)
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− | ==Trivia== | + | == History == |
− | *Always fails at protecting [[the Princess]], due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.
| + | '''Toad''' is in many [[Mario]] video games such as Mario Kart. |
− | **Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.
| + | Toad enjoys driving over the speed limit, pole dancing for Princess Toadstool on a shower head, looking up women's skirts and using a magic wand to make pipe monsters. |
− | *He can be used by [[Princess Toadstool]] to counter opponent's moves in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl]].
| + | He also annoys [[you]]/[[Mario]] by saying "Thank you Mario, but [[Princess Peach|our princess]] is in another castle". |
− | *He is hated by nearly all gamers of [[the '80s]], almost as much as the [[:Category:Dogs|dog]] from [[Donald Duck|Duck]] [[Gaston|Hunt]].
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− | *Has sued [[Dr. Mario]] many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.
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− | *Wears a diaper.
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− | *He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.
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− | *He can circumcise [[penis]]es. KUK-WHEEEEE-HEEEEE AHH- AHH-!
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− | *He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.
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− | *He's the best! YAHOO!!!
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− | [[Image:Birdo.PNG|frame|left|Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.]]
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− | [[File:KHMPj3C.png|frame|center|Toad after going insane and committing various [[PENIS|circumcisions]]. Also Toad as the icon for the Gaming forum on [[Youchew]].]]
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