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== The meaning of Time ==
 
== The meaning of Time ==
 
Time is well known around the universe as well as other dimensions that we don't know of. It helps us keep track of almost every single thing we can think of. For example; [[Fat Mario]] needed a deadline on going back home and toast toast. If he didn't make the deadline then no [[Fuck]]s were given because that's not his job. It's something that came from [[God]] and is used by man, we have the time to do anything including writing this article
 
Time is well known around the universe as well as other dimensions that we don't know of. It helps us keep track of almost every single thing we can think of. For example; [[Fat Mario]] needed a deadline on going back home and toast toast. If he didn't make the deadline then no [[Fuck]]s were given because that's not his job. It's something that came from [[God]] and is used by man, we have the time to do anything including writing this article
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*On the news, a African American Lady became a meme for saying: "Ain't nobody got '''time''' for that!"
 
*On the news, a African American Lady became a meme for saying: "Ain't nobody got '''time''' for that!"
 
*[[The King]] has no '''time''' for mercy!
 
*[[The King]] has no '''time''' for mercy!
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[[File:Time4FAP.jpg|thumb|right|350px|Oh! Now it's '''time'''!]]
 
*[[You]] intend to enough fapping '''time''' than anybody else.
 
*[[You]] intend to enough fapping '''time''' than anybody else.
 
*I think it's '''time''' for [[Me|me]] to stop right now and continue next time.
 
*I think it's '''time''' for [[Me|me]] to stop right now and continue next time.
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*[[Link]] has enough '''time''' to rescue [[Smirking Bitch|Zelda]].
 
*[[Link]] has enough '''time''' to rescue [[Smirking Bitch|Zelda]].
 
*[[Furry|You]] have enough '''time''' for [[Rule34]].
 
*[[Furry|You]] have enough '''time''' for [[Rule34]].
*[[Disney]] didn't take the '''time''' to make their movies.
 
*Hurry up! It's '''time''' for [[You|you]] to stop reading and go to sleep.
 
*You waste '''time''' when stopping for [[AKIRA|Godzilla]].
 
*Who needs '''time''' when you have FUN!!! <small>this person has no life</small>
 
== What happens if it doesn't exist? ==
 
A lot of poopers, people, family, friends, and philosophers wonder what happens when there is no time. Well everything in humanity is lost or this nightmare fuel will begin which is that video at your left.
 
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 

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