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− | '''This Key'''™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport [[you]] back to your house, safe and sound. [[King Koopa]]'s key named ''This Key'' | + | '''This Key'''™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport [[you]] back to your house, safe and sound. [[King Koopa]]'s key named ''This Key'' was used to lock [[the Princess]] in a raping chamber. |
+ | [[Image:Dodomai palace55.jpg|frame|right|[[Duke Onkled]]'s This Key]] | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
− | *The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to [[Uctions]], which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of [[Anti-Uctions]] | + | *The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to [[Uctions]], which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of [[Anti-Uctions]], which is why it tends to be unstable. |
*[[Duke Onkled]]'s This Key™ opens [[Ass|The Gate]], but also opens his closet, which is full of [[gay]]-[[Hentai|pornographic]] material. | *[[Duke Onkled]]'s This Key™ opens [[Ass|The Gate]], but also opens his closet, which is full of [[gay]]-[[Hentai|pornographic]] material. | ||
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*If [[Sora]] attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™. | *If [[Sora]] attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™. | ||
*Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees. | *Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees. | ||
*[[Melink]]'s YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport [[Naruto|ninjas]]. | *[[Melink]]'s YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport [[Naruto|ninjas]]. | ||
*If [[you]] have a This Key™, it might help [[you]] [[Super Macho Man|to release your bogus.]] | *If [[you]] have a This Key™, it might help [[you]] [[Super Macho Man|to release your bogus.]] | ||
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*This Key™ [[no]] taste [[good]]. | *This Key™ [[no]] taste [[good]]. | ||
*[[Billy Mays|But wait, there's more]]! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99! | *[[Billy Mays|But wait, there's more]]! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99! | ||
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