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With no one else currently in Hyrule Castle except Zelda (and presumably Impa, who has yet to reappear), Zelda wakes up in the middle of the night and watches YTPs on her big screen TV, first commencing with "WHY IS IT SO MEEN.mp4" by [[DoomZappo]]. She loses electrical power however, and, while recollecting memories of when Link and Gwonam left, along with an All Dogs Go To Heaven Youtube Poop that she saw around the same time, expresses frustration that "apparently it takes a whole year just to go to IHOP". Finally, Gwonam and Link return with a giant mountain of leftover "biscuits and gravy, and other stuff too". As Zelda is about to dig in, Link is once again overcome by an overwhelming desire to kill Zelda, and this time brandishes a giant hunting knife. He is intercepted by Gwonam who announces that it's "time for [him] to hit the sack", and heads for the upstairs bedrooms of the castle, claiming his house is still being fumigated. As Zelda sarcastically suggests that his house is probably fine, the explosive volume of Link's cell ringtone goes off again. It is King Harkinian, smoking a fat cigar on his penthouse balcony in Anime Japan, and he tells Zelda and Link about how his Shit is all the rage. Double D, serving apparently as a consort to the King in this residency, appears to remind the King however that his success remains strictly local to this dimension. As the King looks around, he becomes reaffirmed of his original quest, proclaiming "WE CANNOT STAY HERE, WE GOTTA GO FAST." Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are watching TV in the master bedroom, the King promptly destroys the TV with the DIEBOLT and orders everyone to move. Double D requests if he can assist, prompting Snake to wonder where his two counterparts, Ed and Eddy, are located. Before Double D can answer, the King punches Snake out through the wall and swiftly catches him in the box ship, allowing it to fall so it can gain momentum to take off. It crash lands onto the front of a semi truck, conveniently driven by Ed and an offscreen Eddy, allowing the box to build an incredible level of velocity and acceleration and eventually rocket into the stratosphere. The shit-feeding fellowship, now increased to four, is off on adventure once again.
 
With no one else currently in Hyrule Castle except Zelda (and presumably Impa, who has yet to reappear), Zelda wakes up in the middle of the night and watches YTPs on her big screen TV, first commencing with "WHY IS IT SO MEEN.mp4" by [[DoomZappo]]. She loses electrical power however, and, while recollecting memories of when Link and Gwonam left, along with an All Dogs Go To Heaven Youtube Poop that she saw around the same time, expresses frustration that "apparently it takes a whole year just to go to IHOP". Finally, Gwonam and Link return with a giant mountain of leftover "biscuits and gravy, and other stuff too". As Zelda is about to dig in, Link is once again overcome by an overwhelming desire to kill Zelda, and this time brandishes a giant hunting knife. He is intercepted by Gwonam who announces that it's "time for [him] to hit the sack", and heads for the upstairs bedrooms of the castle, claiming his house is still being fumigated. As Zelda sarcastically suggests that his house is probably fine, the explosive volume of Link's cell ringtone goes off again. It is King Harkinian, smoking a fat cigar on his penthouse balcony in Anime Japan, and he tells Zelda and Link about how his Shit is all the rage. Double D, serving apparently as a consort to the King in this residency, appears to remind the King however that his success remains strictly local to this dimension. As the King looks around, he becomes reaffirmed of his original quest, proclaiming "WE CANNOT STAY HERE, WE GOTTA GO FAST." Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are watching TV in the master bedroom, the King promptly destroys the TV with the DIEBOLT and orders everyone to move. Double D requests if he can assist, prompting Snake to wonder where his two counterparts, Ed and Eddy, are located. Before Double D can answer, the King punches Snake out through the wall and swiftly catches him in the box ship, allowing it to fall so it can gain momentum to take off. It crash lands onto the front of a semi truck, conveniently driven by Ed and an offscreen Eddy, allowing the box to build an incredible level of velocity and acceleration and eventually rocket into the stratosphere. The shit-feeding fellowship, now increased to four, is off on adventure once again.
  
Snake and Otocon are skeptical about continuing, reasoning that the King found true happiness after he "crapped in the kid's mouth" at the end of Part 3. The King reasons it having to do with Shit's limited success in a single country, in addition to it only being advertised as a drink, despite having more multi-faceted consummation properties. He claims that they have to "take on the other bosses before [they] can call it quits", with Snake remaining committed to following through on the quest. The King also admits to being self-conscious about his ability to spread his product across the other dimensions and remain popular. Snake advises him to simply focus on trying to take out as many bosses as he can, and not to worry about everybody hating him. The King and his party are now represented by a 4-player character select screen, and The King, Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are selected. The King however insists that Miyuki watches over the base, despite Miyuki wishing to rescue Kagami and Tsukasa, and punches her off of the select screen to the disagreement and protestation of Otocon. They return to the Gate to the Multiverse, now with 5 bosses remaining. Their fourth target is decided to be '''Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man''' (played by [[King Koopa]], billed as Bowser Koopa), and they promptly warp to the Dinosaur World dimension, just outside of Castle Koopa.
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Snake and Otocon are skeptical about continuing, reasoning that the King found two happiness after he "crapped in the kid's mouth" at the end of Part 3. The King reasons it having to do with Shit's limited success in a single country, in addition to it only being advertised as a drink, despite having more multi-faceted consummation properties. He claims that they have to "take on the other bosses before [they] can call it quits", with Snake remaining committed to following through on the quest. The King also admits to being self-conscious about his ability to spread his product across the other dimensions and remain popular. Snake advises him to simply focus on trying to take out as many bosses as he can, and not to worry about everybody hating him. The King and his party are now represented by a 4-player character select screen, and The King, Snake, Otocon and Miyuki are selected. The King however insists that Miyuki watches over the base, despite Miyuki wishing to rescue Kagami and Tsukasa, and punches her off of the select screen to the disagreement and protestation of Otocon. They return to the Gate to the Multiverse, now with 5 bosses remaining. Their fourth target is decided to be '''Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man''' (played by [[King Koopa]], billed as Bowser Koopa), and they promptly warp to the Dinosaur World dimension, just outside of Castle Koopa.
  
 
The box appears out of a warp pipe, and this time, [[Mama Luigi]] is nowhere to be seen, with the King landing on a koopa soldier as he touches ground. As Snake and Otocon nag to each other inside the box, the King finds a hidden vine block and promply begins to make his descent onto Castle Koopa by crashing through the ceiling directly above Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man. The King declares his wish to make him eat his Shit, which a buried-in-rubble TDEI Man believes is a stupid idea. Snake attempts to stage a surprise attack by firing Otocon out of his rocket launcher, only for it to fail embarrassingly. TDEI Man blasts out of the rubble from his demolished ceiling, using the power of his magic wand, and sends his Koopa guards after the King and his cohorts. The King promptly stomps one into his shell, and kicks it into the other Koopa, scoring a 1-up combo("That was an accident!") TDEI Man then charges toward them himself, and the King and Otocon flee while Snake sneakily hides in his box, avoiding the action. A chase scene occurs through the labyrinthine interior of Castle Koopa before TDEI Man corners them at a door that won't open. The King uses BLACK BULL to crash through it, but collides into a stone hard wall, falling to the floor. He and Otocon awake to find themselves in prison, with TDEI Man intent on making them his koopa captives for the rest of their lives. However, right as he enjoys an evil victorious laugh, the floor gives way, and the King and Otocon vanish into the dark basement of Castle Koopa.
 
The box appears out of a warp pipe, and this time, [[Mama Luigi]] is nowhere to be seen, with the King landing on a koopa soldier as he touches ground. As Snake and Otocon nag to each other inside the box, the King finds a hidden vine block and promply begins to make his descent onto Castle Koopa by crashing through the ceiling directly above Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Man. The King declares his wish to make him eat his Shit, which a buried-in-rubble TDEI Man believes is a stupid idea. Snake attempts to stage a surprise attack by firing Otocon out of his rocket launcher, only for it to fail embarrassingly. TDEI Man blasts out of the rubble from his demolished ceiling, using the power of his magic wand, and sends his Koopa guards after the King and his cohorts. The King promptly stomps one into his shell, and kicks it into the other Koopa, scoring a 1-up combo("That was an accident!") TDEI Man then charges toward them himself, and the King and Otocon flee while Snake sneakily hides in his box, avoiding the action. A chase scene occurs through the labyrinthine interior of Castle Koopa before TDEI Man corners them at a door that won't open. The King uses BLACK BULL to crash through it, but collides into a stone hard wall, falling to the floor. He and Otocon awake to find themselves in prison, with TDEI Man intent on making them his koopa captives for the rest of their lives. However, right as he enjoys an evil victorious laugh, the floor gives way, and the King and Otocon vanish into the dark basement of Castle Koopa.

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