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|name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.) | |name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.) | ||
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|shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]] | |shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]] | ||
|noaddshows=yes | |noaddshows=yes | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|nationality=English | |nationality=English | ||
|occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back. | |occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back. | ||
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[[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]] | [[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]] | ||
{{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}} | {{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}} | ||
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==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten== | ==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten== | ||
*[[Pizza]] | *[[Pizza]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Fries |
*[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]] | *[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[McDonalds|Hamburgers]] |
*Salami | *Salami | ||
*Barbecue Sauce | *Barbecue Sauce | ||
| − | * | + | *Turkey |
| − | *Sweet | + | *Sweet Corn (The only food here that isn't anachronistic.) |
| − | * | + | *Ham |
*[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.) | *[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.) | ||
*People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.) | *People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.) | ||
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*[[Pussy]] | *[[Pussy]] | ||
*The entire fridge. | *The entire fridge. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!" | *Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!" | ||
*He can't stand [[Prince John]] because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food. | *He can't stand [[Prince John]] because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}} | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}} | ||
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}} | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}} | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}} | ||
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}} | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}} | ||
{{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}} | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King| | + | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Go to the kitchen...[[bitch]]!}} |
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[[Category:British]] | [[Category:British]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
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