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| + | The Food-Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well. |
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| − | |name=The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)
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| − | |image=FLK_Profile.jpg
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| − | |caption=A rare moment of the King shown without any food around him whatsoever, yet still being content with it.
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| − | |shows=[[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |age=47
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| − | |nationality=English
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| − | |occupation=King over all food who wants his daughter back.
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| − | }}
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| − | [[Image:6439.png|thumb|He's usually like this when he's without food for too long.]]
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| − | [[Image:Vi07d2.gif|frame|This king can dance the jig!]]
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| − | {{VidCaption|rjcfZDNbeEU|I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.}}
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| − | [[Image:Hlx6f.gif|frame|The King hungers(!)... '''''for more!!''''']]
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| − | The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess]]. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well. | |
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| | He looks to be a relative of either [[Duke Onkled]] or [[King Harkinian]]. | | He looks to be a relative of either [[Duke Onkled]] or [[King Harkinian]]. |
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| | ==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten== | | ==Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten== |
| − | *[[Pizza]] | + | *Pizza |
| − | *[[Chips]] in both the British and American sense. | + | *Fries |
| − | *[[KFC|Chicken in a basket.]] | + | *[[KFC|Chicken in a basket]] |
| − | *[[Cheeseburger|Hamburgers]] | + | *Hamburgers |
| | *Salami | | *Salami |
| | *Barbecue Sauce | | *Barbecue Sauce |
| − | *[[Turkey]] | + | *Turkey |
| − | *Sweet [[Spy|Corn]] | + | *Sweet Corn |
| − | *[[Hamburger|Ham]] | + | *Ham |
| − | *[[Shit]] (Especially if it's in a basket.) | + | *[[Shit]] |
| − | *People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.) | + | *People (hinted at in one verse of the song) |
| | *Colored Ribbons | | *Colored Ribbons |
| − | *[[Pussy]] | + | *Pussy |
| − | *The entire fridge.
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| − | *[[Courage]]
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
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| − | *Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
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| − | *Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.
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| − | *Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.
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| − | *Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that [[Jesus]] would kidnap [[the Princess]]. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"
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| − | *He can't stand [[Prince John]] because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food.
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| − | *The line [[Bitch|"Go to the kitchen"]] has been attributed to him, but this is incorrect; the line was actually said by [[Muggins]].
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| − | *The song that sometimes on his mind when he isn't singing about food is "I Would Do Anything For [[Love]] (But I Won't Do [[Sex|That]])" by [[Food|Meatloaf]]. Typical of the king to find a song nowhere near food to still relate to it anyway.
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| − | *He's had a recent change of heart about his religion of Christianity and thus, he's ordered his minions to search Islam.
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| − | *He has been known to be able to turn other people to stone statues by looking at them.
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a [[cunt]]!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just [[love]] eating shit all of the time!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I love my [[food]]. All of my food!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A plate is [[great]] if it's [[great]]!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Soft, but in ye [[fish]].}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|That's the food now for [[Hitler]]! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Me heart, it broke, it ''needs'' mustard, ya! Me heart, it ''needs'' yummy, snubby Smurf!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Shit]] in a basket!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Isn't there anymore?}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Why can't you talk like the rest of us? [[no|Niggar!]]}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A MANGONEL!?}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|[[Die|Dying]] met! He met! He met!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|Falf!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|A bastard I am!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|I just love weed!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|The Food Loving King|<s>Search is on!</s> Search Islam!}}
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| − | [[Category:British]]
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| − | [[Category:Fat Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Royal Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Powerful Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Kings]]
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