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|name=The Baker | |name=The Baker | ||
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|caption=Here's the baker in all his glory. | |caption=Here's the baker in all his glory. | ||
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=31 | |age=31 | ||
|nationality=American | |nationality=American | ||
|occupation=Bakery owner | |occupation=Bakery owner | ||
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'''The Baker''' (his real name is currently unknown) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]]. The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]] and also served in the Vietnam War with [[King Harkinian]] in 1968. | '''The Baker''' (his real name is currently unknown) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]]. The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]] and also served in the Vietnam War with [[King Harkinian]] in 1968. | ||
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{{poopquote|The Baker|Ha. The arpogos will [[Die|DIE]] for them!}} | {{poopquote|The Baker|Ha. The arpogos will [[Die|DIE]] for them!}} | ||
{{poopquote|The Baker|Come see my cock! It's awful!}} | {{poopquote|The Baker|Come see my cock! It's awful!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|The Baker|Ha. Your friend [[Link]] will [[Die|die]].}} | {{poopquote|The Baker|Ha. Your friend [[Link]] will [[Die|die]].}} | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Baker, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Baker, The}} | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
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