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− | + | '''The Baker''' (His real name is currently unknown.) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]]. The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]] and also served in the Vietnam War with [[King Harkinian]] in 1968. | |
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*[[King Harkinian]] (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against [[King Koopa]].) | *[[King Harkinian]] (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against [[King Koopa]].) | ||
[[Image:Tykogi tower12.jpg|thumb|right|This is the baker after seeing his own article.]] | [[Image:Tykogi tower12.jpg|thumb|right|This is the baker after seeing his own article.]] | ||
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*Cakes that are a [[No|lie]]. | *Cakes that are a [[No|lie]]. | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Baker, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Baker, The}} | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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