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*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | *The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | ||
**Our state flag looks like we done ripped a part of the U.S.A.'s flag out, increased its size, and then called it a day. Despite this look, we have one of the more popular state flags around. | **Our state flag looks like we done ripped a part of the U.S.A.'s flag out, increased its size, and then called it a day. Despite this look, we have one of the more popular state flags around. | ||
| − | *Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his | + | *Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his strange murder case. |
*Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | *Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | ||
*We also have a special slogan saying that [[penis|everything's]] bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | *We also have a special slogan saying that [[penis|everything's]] bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | ||
**Especially our's nice, juicy steaks. | **Especially our's nice, juicy steaks. | ||
| − | *Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much! | + | * Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much! |
*We done had Route 66 run through our state, until it was dissolved in [[the '80s]]. | *We done had Route 66 run through our state, until it was dissolved in [[the '80s]]. | ||
| − | + | *We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other. | |
| − | *We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards | ||
*The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! | *The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! | ||
**The very next year, the Rangers done gone to the World Series again, to lose AGAIN, this time to the [[St. Louis]] [[Birds|Cardinals]]. [[Engineer|Dammit, dammit, dammit!]] | **The very next year, the Rangers done gone to the World Series again, to lose AGAIN, this time to the [[St. Louis]] [[Birds|Cardinals]]. [[Engineer|Dammit, dammit, dammit!]] | ||
