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[[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]] | [[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]] | ||
[[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]] | [[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]] | ||
[[Image:250px-Seal of Texas svg.png|frame|right|The State Seal of Texas]] | [[Image:250px-Seal of Texas svg.png|frame|right|The State Seal of Texas]] | ||
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:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Hey, Patrick! What am I? | :'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Hey, Patrick! What am I? | ||
:'''[[Patrick]]''': ...Stupid?! | :'''[[Patrick]]''': ...Stupid?! | ||
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Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the [[United States]] in both population and area, behind [[California]] and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards. | Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the [[United States]] in both population and area, behind [[California]] and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards. | ||
− | It's also the homeplace of [[anime]]-dubbing company " | + | It's also the homeplace of [[anime]]-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the [[Funimation Update Quickie]] is shot. [[Jonny|Yee-haw!]] |
==Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas== | ==Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas== | ||
*[[Hank Hill]] (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose [[propane]] salesman.) | *[[Hank Hill]] (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose [[propane]] salesman.) | ||
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*[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.) | *[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.) | ||
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*The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.) | *The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.) | ||
*[[Dr. Rabbit]] | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] | ||
*[[TheHappyFungus]] | *[[TheHappyFungus]] | ||
*[[1upclock]] | *[[1upclock]] | ||
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*[[George W. Bush]] (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.) | *[[George W. Bush]] (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.) | ||
*[[Scott Porter]] | *[[Scott Porter]] | ||
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*[[Xiaolin Showdown|Clay]] | *[[Xiaolin Showdown|Clay]] | ||
*[[:Category:American Presidents|Lyndon B. Johnson]] | *[[:Category:American Presidents|Lyndon B. Johnson]] | ||
− | *[[Soldier|Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (Was born in Denison, TX, | + | *[[Soldier|Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (Was born in Denison, TX, though grew-up in Kansas). |
*[[Peppy Hare]] | *[[Peppy Hare]] | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us. | *Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us. | ||
**We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink? | **We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink? | ||
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*The world's largest helium well is located in Texas. | *The world's largest helium well is located in Texas. | ||
*We have always voted [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections since 1980. | *We have always voted [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections since 1980. | ||
*Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch! | *Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch! | ||
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | *The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State". | ||
− | + | *We also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | |
− | + | *We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other. | |
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[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] |