Editing Texas

[[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]]
[[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]]
[[Image:250px-Seal of Texas svg.png|frame|right|The State Seal of Texas]]
[[Image:BigTexanSign-1205-600.jpg|thumb|right|Everythin's bigger in Texas.]]
[[Image:S00176.jpg|thumb|left|This here's the sign for Route 66 in Texas.]]
:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Hey, Patrick! What am I?
:'''[[Patrick]]''': ...Stupid?!
:'''SpongeBob''': No, I'm Texas!
:'''Patrick''': What's the difference!?<br>

Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the [[United States]] in both population and area, behind [[California]] and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards.

It's also the homeplace of [[anime]]-dubbing company "[[Funimation]]", and thus the place where the [[Funimation Update Quickie]] is shot. [[Jonny|Yee-haw!]]

==Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas==
*[[Hank Hill]] (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose [[propane]] salesman.)
*[[Bobby Hill]] (The fat, retarded son of the propane salesman, Hank Hill.)
*[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.)
*[[Ted Cruz]] 
*The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.)
*[[Dr. Rabbit]]
*[[TheHappyFungus]]
*[[1upclock]]
*[[Geibuchan]]
*[[Chaofanatic]]
*[[George W. Bush]] (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.)
*[[Scott Porter]]
*[[Todd Haberkorn]]
*[[Xiaolin Showdown|Clay]]
*[[:Category:American Presidents|Lyndon B. Johnson]]
*[[Soldier|Dwight D. Eisenhower]] (Was born in Denison, TX, although he grew-up in Kansas, spent most of his life in the Army, then retired to [[Spaghetti|Gettysburg]], [[Pennsylvania|PA]].)
*[[Peppy Hare]]
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (He makes random appearances in a [[McDonalds]] that's found in Dallas.)
*[[Vanilla Ice]] (GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!!!)
*[[Dark Fox]]
*[[Gabrielpika]]
*H-E-B (anyone that does not live in texas have not read of it)
*Whataburger (Same thing as H-E-B)

==Trivia==
*We was once our own country.
*Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us.
**We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink?
*Texas is a state known for its BBQ.
*The world's largest helium well is located in Texas.
*We have always voted [[:Category:Republicans|Republican]] in elections since 1980.
*Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
**Our state flag looks like we done ripped a part of the U.S.A.'s flag out, increased its size, and then called it a day. Despite this look, we have one of the more popular state flags around.
*Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his very strange murder case.
*Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building.
*We also have a special slogan saying that [[penis|everything's]] bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
**Especially our's nice, juicy steaks.
*Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much!
*We done had Route 66 run through our state, until it was dissolved in [[the '80s]].
*Texas used to have a couple of different flags before we went and became a part of the U.S.A.
*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards ''each other''.
*The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit!
**The very next year, the Rangers done gone to the World Series again, to lose AGAIN, this time to the [[St. Louis]] [[Birds|Cardinals]]. [[Engineer|Dammit, dammit, dammit!]]
*The San Antonio Spurs just beat the [[Vice City|Miami]] [[Fire|Heat]] in the NBA Finals! YEEEEE-HAAAAWW!!!!!!
*According to [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]], only steers and [[Gay|queers]] come from Texas, [[Penis|Private]] [[Sheriff Woody|Cowboy]].
*We's the home of [[Japan|Toyota|]] [[America|USA]]. Yee-haw!
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