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[[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]] | [[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]] | ||
[[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]] | [[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]] | ||
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*[[Bobby Hill]] (The fat, retarded son of the propane salesman, Hank Hill.) | *[[Bobby Hill]] (The fat, retarded son of the propane salesman, Hank Hill.) | ||
*[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.) | *[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.) | ||
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*The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.) | *The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.) | ||
*[[Dr. Rabbit]] | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] | ||
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*[[Ronald McDonald]] (He makes random appearances in a [[McDonalds]] that's found in Dallas.) | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (He makes random appearances in a [[McDonalds]] that's found in Dallas.) | ||
*[[Vanilla Ice]] (GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!!!) | *[[Vanilla Ice]] (GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!!!) | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! | *The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! | ||
**The very next year, the Rangers done gone to the World Series again, to lose AGAIN, this time to the [[St. Louis]] [[Birds|Cardinals]]. [[Engineer|Dammit, dammit, dammit!]] | **The very next year, the Rangers done gone to the World Series again, to lose AGAIN, this time to the [[St. Louis]] [[Birds|Cardinals]]. [[Engineer|Dammit, dammit, dammit!]] | ||
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*According to [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]], only steers and [[Gay|queers]] come from Texas, [[Penis|Private]] [[Sheriff Woody|Cowboy]]. | *According to [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]], only steers and [[Gay|queers]] come from Texas, [[Penis|Private]] [[Sheriff Woody|Cowboy]]. | ||
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[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] |