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[[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]] | [[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]] | ||
[[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]] | [[Image:Biggirl.jpg|thumb|left|Our big women don't even come close to our '''''huge''''' feet.]] | ||
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==Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas== | ==Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas== | ||
*[[Hank Hill]] (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose [[propane]] salesman.) | *[[Hank Hill]] (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose [[propane]] salesman.) | ||
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*[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.) | *[[Sandy Cheeks]] (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.) | ||
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*The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.) | *The [[Engineer]] (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.) | ||
*[[Dr. Rabbit]] | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] | ||
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*[[Peppy Hare]] | *[[Peppy Hare]] | ||
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (He makes random appearances in a [[McDonalds]] that's found in Dallas.) | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (He makes random appearances in a [[McDonalds]] that's found in Dallas.) | ||
| − | *[[Vanilla Ice]] | + | *[[Vanilla Ice]] |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *Our governor is <s>an asshole<s/> [[Rick Perry]]. | ||
*We was once our own country. | *We was once our own country. | ||
*Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us. | *Our cows, as well as [[steak]]s, are well known by us. | ||
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*Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his very strange murder case. | *Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his very strange murder case. | ||
*Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | *Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | ||
| − | *We also have a special slogan saying that | + | *We also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! |
**Especially our's nice, juicy steaks. | **Especially our's nice, juicy steaks. | ||
*Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much! | *Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much! | ||
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*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards ''each other''. | *We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards ''each other''. | ||
*The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! | *The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! | ||
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[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] | ||
