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*Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his very strange murder case. | *Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot [[JFK]] ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his very strange murder case. | ||
*Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | *Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a ''mission'' that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building. | ||
− | *We also have a special slogan saying that [[penis| | + | *We also have a special slogan saying that [["'''boobs|every]][[penis|thing's''']]] bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! |
**Especially our's nice, juicy steaks. | **Especially our's nice, juicy steaks. | ||
*Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much! | *Here in Texas, Dairy Queen gone an' made it's slogan "That's what I like about Texas" Some folks 'round 'ere wonder if there are any other states that have DQ. Some even get a big head from it. Others feel that the slogan's announcer don't like anythin' else about Texas much! |