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*Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date. | *Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date. | ||
*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop. | *Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop. | ||
| − | *Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear | + | *Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear. |
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*Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''. | *Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''. | ||
*King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game. | *King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game. | ||
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*[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion. | *[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion. | ||
*Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''. | *Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''. | ||
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*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character]. | *Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character]. | ||
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes. | *Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes. | ||
| − | [[Image:1sfvstekkenlogo.jpg|thumb|right| | + | [[Image:1sfvstekkenlogo.jpg|thumb|right|You can crap your pants with sheer excitement now.]] |
{{VidCaption|dkyyvksqPW8|[[Snoop Dogg|Snoop Dogg/Lion]] sure does love his Tekken.}} | {{VidCaption|dkyyvksqPW8|[[Snoop Dogg|Snoop Dogg/Lion]] sure does love his Tekken.}} | ||
*Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades. | *Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades. | ||
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*Alex - A boxing dinosaur. | *Alex - A boxing dinosaur. | ||
*Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name. | *Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name. | ||
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*Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair. | *Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair. | ||
| − | *Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2 | + | *Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2. |
| − | *Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. | + | *Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. Ganryu has a huge crush on her. |
*Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]]. | *Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]]. | ||
*Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare. | *Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare. | ||
*Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law. | *Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law. | ||
*Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival. | *Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival. | ||
| − | *Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 she's | + | *Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 now she's stolen Velvet Crowe's arm gimmick, ensuring the poor girl'll never get into a Namco fighter ever. |
*[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old. | *[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old. | ||
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*Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg. | *Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg. | ||
*Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King. | *Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King. | ||
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*Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz. | *Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz. | ||
*Devil - Kazuya's evil side. | *Devil - Kazuya's evil side. | ||
| − | *Angel - Kazuya's good side | + | *Angel - Kazuya's good side. |
*Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]]. | *Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]]. | ||
| − | *Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again | + | *Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again. |
*Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3'', although Dr. B came back for ''Tag Tournament 2''. | *Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3'', although Dr. B came back for ''Tag Tournament 2''. | ||
*Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''. | *Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''. | ||
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*Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp. | *Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp. | ||
*Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then. | *Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then. | ||
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*Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier? | *Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier? | ||
*Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too. | *Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too. | ||
*Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu. | *Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu. | ||
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*[[SNK|Geese Howard]] - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi. | *[[SNK|Geese Howard]] - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi. | ||
*[[Final Fantasy|Noctis Lucis Caelum]] - Yes really. | *[[Final Fantasy|Noctis Lucis Caelum]] - Yes really. | ||
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==Further Information== | ==Further Information== | ||
*In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it <s>will be awesome</s> didn't live up to its hype. | *In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it <s>will be awesome</s> didn't live up to its hype. | ||
| − | **To make up for that, [[Namco]] | + | **To make up for that, [[Namco]]'s ''now'' working with [[Nintendo]] to help create a new [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] game. Now let's see if Namco's going to sneak in a Tekken character here... |
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
