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*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games.
 
*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games.
*Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. Like, the moment he ended up in ''Super Smash Bros Ultimate'' the first thing he did was drop Kirby off of a cliff! And then have a level 9 AI that beat pro tourney players!
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*Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick.
 
*Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie.
 
*Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie.
 
*[[Marshall Law]] - [[Bruce Lee]] knock-off and the fighting chef.
 
*[[Marshall Law]] - [[Bruce Lee]] knock-off and the fighting chef.
*[[Tree|Forrest]] Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in ''Tekken 3'' and then vanished off the face of the Earth until ''Tag 2''. Then he vanished again.
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*[[Tree|Forrest]] Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in ''Tekken 3'' and then vanished off the face of the Earth.
 
*Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the ''Soulcalibur'' games.
 
*Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the ''Soulcalibur'' games.
*Kunimitsu - Yoshimitsu's apparent arch nemesis who kinda just vanishes in story after Tekken 2. At least her successor pops up in 7.
 
 
*Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date.
 
*Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date.
 
*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop.
 
*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop.
*Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear. the firts one from ''1'' and ''2'' died sadly.
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*Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear.
*Panda - Heihachi thought it'd be hilarious if he trained a panda in karate and hired it as Xiaoyu's bodyguard.
 
 
*Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''.
 
*Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''.
 
*King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
 
*King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
*[[Jack Spicer|Jack]] - A whole line of robots that have popped up in every game. One of them blew up right in Heihachi's face and only smudged his nose, even!
 
*Prototype Jack - Someone thought wheeling out the hat-wearing prototype was a good idea.
 
 
*[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
 
*[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
 
*Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''.
 
*Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''.
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*Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
 
*Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
 
*Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
 
*Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
*Lili - The 16-year-old [[bitch]] with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl. Popular for someone who debuted in a PSP game.
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*Lili - The 16-year-old [[bitch]] with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl.
 
*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character].
 
*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character].
 
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
 
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
[[Image:1sfvstekkenlogo.jpg|thumb|right|And to think, it showed such promise...]]
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[[Image:1sfvstekkenlogo.jpg|thumb|right|You can crap your pants with sheer excitement now.]]
 
{{VidCaption|dkyyvksqPW8|[[Snoop Dogg|Snoop Dogg/Lion]] sure does love his Tekken.}}
 
{{VidCaption|dkyyvksqPW8|[[Snoop Dogg|Snoop Dogg/Lion]] sure does love his Tekken.}}
 
*Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades.
 
*Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades.
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*Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
 
*Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
 
*Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
 
*Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
*[[Shrek|Ogre]] - Someone made Shrek mad and now we're all paying the price.
 
*True Ogre - Having a snake for an arm must make life really hard.
 
 
*Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
 
*Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
*Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2. She wants revenge because Heihachi, get this, killed her dad! Then she retired after ''2.'' I mean she showed up in ''Tag 2'' but still.
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*Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2.
*Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. She just can't pick a job and stick with it. She's a luchadore one second then a Twitch streamer the next. Tune in to ''Tekken 8'' when she becomes an insurance loss adjuster! Also Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
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*Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
 
*Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]].
 
*Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]].
 
*Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
 
*Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
 
*Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
 
*Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
 
*Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
 
*Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
*Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 she's gone and stolen Velvet Crowe's arm gimmick, ensuring that poor girl'll never get into a Namco fighter ever.
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*Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider.
 
*[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old.
 
*[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old.
*Violet - Totally not Lee Chaolan ga- ah who are we kidding its totally Lee Chaolan.
 
 
*Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
 
*Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
 
*Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
 
*Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
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*Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz.
 
*Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz.
 
*Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
 
*Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
*Angel - Kazuya's good side. Defunct after ''2'' because Kazuya fuckin' LOVES being evil.
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*Angel - Kazuya's good side.
 
*Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]].
 
*Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]].
*Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again. But since he's from a prolific manga, this little shit's the reason Tekken 3 never got a rerelease. Thanks you little bastard.
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*Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again.
 
*Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3'', although Dr. B came back for ''Tag Tournament 2''.
 
*Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3'', although Dr. B came back for ''Tag Tournament 2''.
 
*Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''.
 
*Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''.
 
*[[Snoop Dogg]] - Yes, seriously. He appears in ''Tekken Tag Tournament 2'' as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken.
 
*[[Snoop Dogg]] - Yes, seriously. He appears in ''Tekken Tag Tournament 2'' as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken.
*Eliza - Narcoleptic vampire chick who showed up in a free to play spinoff and was popular enough to appear in Tekken 7. Sure thing Namco okay.
 
*[[Street Fighter|Akuma]] - Apparently he owes <s>Namco</s>Kazumi a favour.
 
*Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp.
 
*Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then.
 
*Lucky Chloe - Her very existence set America's DEFCON to 1!
 
*Master Raven - Raven but a chick. We can dig it.
 
*Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier?
 
*Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too.
 
*Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu.
 
*Katarina - Hands up if you actually remember this lady! Now put them back down you lying liar.
 
*[[SNK|Geese Howard]] - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi.
 
*[[Final Fantasy|Noctis Lucis Caelum]] - Yes really.
 
*Negan - Yes, the ''Walking Dead'' guy. Yes, the words "yes really" don't even fucking feel like words anymore because Tekken'll let anyone in.
 
*Leroy Smith - You're never going to be as epic as this guy, a full on preacher with a bulldog who declares you foolish while pounding your head in.
 
*Fahkumram - Makes Sagat look positively inadequate. Think Bruce Irvin but with the proportions of The Big Show.
 
*Lidia - The Polish Prime Minister who knows karate. Also she's a total dork and we mean that in the nicest way possible.
 
  
 
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==Further Information==
 
==Further Information==
 
*In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it <s>will be awesome</s> didn't live up to its hype.
 
*In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it <s>will be awesome</s> didn't live up to its hype.
**To make up for that, [[Namco]] worked with [[Nintendo]] to help create a new [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] game. And another. And another. <s>Now let's see if Namco's going to sneak in a Tekken character here...</s>And what do you know, suddenly Kazuya's in ''Smash Ultimate''!
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**To make up for that, [[Namco]]'s ''now'' working with [[Nintendo]] to help create a new [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] game. Now let's see if Namco's going to sneak in a Tekken character here...
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1994]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1994]]
[[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]]
 

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