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[[Image:425px-TF2 Boxart.png|thumb|right|250px|Boxart for the retail release.]]
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==Description==
 
==Description==
A game by Valve that came out in October 10, 2007 as part of ''The Orange Box'' along with ''Portal'' and ''Half-Life 2: Episode Two'' (Also including Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2: Episode One.) for the PC, [[Xbox 360]], and [[Playstation 3]]. It's also a separate game that [[you]] can get on your PC ''for free'' as of June 23, 2011.
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A game by Valve that came out in October 10, 2007 in The Orange Box along with Portal and Half-Life 2: Episode Two (Also includes Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2: Episode One.) for the PC, Xbox 360, and Playstation 3. It's also a seperate game that [[you]] can get on your PC.
  
The game is a class-based first-person shooter pitting two teams against each other, called the "RED" and "BLU" teams that have been fighting for whatever reason. Other then that just follow the directions to each specific gamemode and you'll do fine. Maybe.
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The game is a class-based first-person shooter pitting two teams against each other, called RED and BLU teams, for some unknown reason. Other then that just follow the directions to each specific gamemode and you'll do fine. Maybe.
  
===Media Information===
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===Media Infomation===
It's a [[fuck]]ing video game. What'd you expect, [[Jesus Christ]] popping out of your [[ass]] while Turok rapes and kills [[you]]?
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It's a [[fuck]]ing videogame. What'd you expect, Jesus Christ popping out of your [[ass]] while Turok rapes and kills you?
  
 
[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] as he appears in the game. And Chewiki.]]
 
[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] as he appears in the game. And Chewiki.]]
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*[[Spy]]
 
*[[Spy]]
 
*[[Medic]]
 
*[[Medic]]
*There is a rumored tenth class that, [[No|Valve will release sometime in the future]].
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*There is a rumored tenth class that, Valve will release sometime in the future.
 
 
====Other Characters====
 
*[[Administrator (Team Fortress 2)|Administrator]]
 
*[[Civilian]]
 
*[[Saxton Hale]]
 
*Redmond Mann
 
*Blutarch Mann
 
*Gray Mann
 
*Merasmus the Magician
 
*Archimedes
 
  
 
===Gamemodes===
 
===Gamemodes===
{{VidCaption|VNDHhHYMiCU|Some Spectator gameplay! '''Yeeeaaah!!!'''}}
 
 
''Note'': In most gamemodes, RED typically plays defense while BLU plays offense unless the two teams work towards the same objectives.
 
''Note'': In most gamemodes, RED typically plays defense while BLU plays offense unless the two teams work towards the same objectives.
  
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*''Deathmatch (dm)'' - Like Arena that lasts for half an hour, minus the middle point and with infinite respawn, typically played on incredibly unbalanced maps.  
 
*''Deathmatch (dm)'' - Like Arena that lasts for half an hour, minus the middle point and with infinite respawn, typically played on incredibly unbalanced maps.  
 
*''Payload (pl)'' - One team pushes a [[bomb]] cart up the track to the other team's base, where it will [[Demoman|detonate]] and kill everyone in the vicinity. Oh yeah, and for some reason the bomb can [[Medic|heal you.]]
 
*''Payload (pl)'' - One team pushes a [[bomb]] cart up the track to the other team's base, where it will [[Demoman|detonate]] and kill everyone in the vicinity. Oh yeah, and for some reason the bomb can [[Medic|heal you.]]
*''Payload Race (plr)'' - Each team pushes their cart to the other teams base. It was originally intended to be similar to ''[[Mario Kart]]'' where all the players would drive specialized vehicles with bombs strapped to the bottom, but thanks to a lawsuit by [[Nintendo]], the concept was canned.
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*''Payload Race (plr)'' - Each team pushes their cart to the other teams base. It was originally intended to be similar to ''[[Mario]] Kart'' where all the players would drive specialized vehicles with bombs strapped to the bottom, but thanks to a lawsuit by [[Nintendo]], the concept was canned.
*''[[King of the Hill]] (koth)'' - The latest new gamemode, a point in the center opens up after a few minutes of [[Pokémon|battle]]. One team must capture it, then hold the point for a few minutes to win. If they get overrun, the opposing team can capture it, and the cycle starts over again. ''koth_Arlen'' coming soon!
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*''[[King of the Hill]] (koth)'' - The latest new gamemode, a point in the center opens up after a few minutes of [[Pokemon|battle]]. One team must capture it, then hold the point for a few minutes to win. If they get overrun, the opposing team can capture it, and the cycle starts over again. ''koth_Arlen'' coming soon!
  
 
==Usage==
 
==Usage==
It is typically ''Meet the Team'' footage that is used in poops, but many instances have surfaced of the Valve-made short, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU Expiration Date], being pooped as well.
 
 
===First Used In A Poop By===
 
===First Used In A Poop By===
 
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
 
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
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*[[CaptainFawful]]
 
*[[CaptainFawful]]
 
*[[IAMRUPEE]]
 
*[[IAMRUPEE]]
*[[Dark Fox]]
 
*[[TehShadzify]]
 
  
 
===Sometimes Used By===
 
===Sometimes Used By===
*[[ARS| ThomasARSman45]]
 
 
*[[MarkieV101]]
 
*[[MarkieV101]]
 
*[[MelvanaInChains]]
 
*[[MelvanaInChains]]
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*[[Quax94]]
 
*[[Quax94]]
 
*[[Robd0gg]]
 
*[[Robd0gg]]
*[[BigBowsa]]
 
*[[HMTcomp]]
 
*[[VentXekart]]
 
  
 
===Disliked By===
 
===Disliked By===
 
*[[PapaGonzales]]
 
*[[PapaGonzales]]
*[[User:Crazy Luigi|Crazy Luigi]] (Long before the Internet made memes of it (although that definitely helped).)
 
*[[Spacman191]] (He thinks it's a very boring and repetitive game.)
 
 
*[[Fortress Forever]] Players.
 
*[[Fortress Forever]] Players.
*[[2nnt]]
 
*[[GameBop/Molhal|GameBop]]
 
*Most [[Call of Duty]] kids.
 
  
 
==Further Information==
 
==Further Information==
*To help promote the game, VALVe made a series of videos known as ''Meet the Team'', each video featuring one of nine playable classes. The videos for the [[Heavy]], [[Demoman]], [[Soldier]] and [[Engineer]] were released before the game was, with videos for the [[Scout]], [[Sniper]], [[Spy]], [[Medic]], and [[Pyro]] being released later.
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*Only those who own this game on the PC will receive any of the new maps, weapons and bug fixes, as the fucks at [[EA]] (Who own publishing rights to the console versions of VALVe games) are too busy shelling out their latest installment of some [[John Madden|sports game]].
*Only those who own this game on the PC will receive any of the new maps, weapons and bug fixes, as the fucks at [[EA]] (Who own publishing rights to the console versions of Valve games) are too busy shelling out their latest installment of some [[John Madden|sports game]].
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*After the lengthy ''Meet the Spy'' video was released onto the Internet in [[May]] 2009, a large range of poopers ranging from the obscure to the well-known, began pooping it. This was met with much criticism from a few people on the forums, who believed that it was to run dry extremely quickly. (But that's because everyone there thinks everything related to humor is a fad.) A similar event happened with "Meet the Sniper", as well as "Meet the Scout."
*After the lengthy ''Meet the Spy'' video was released onto the Internet in [[May]] 2009, a large range of poopers ranging from the obscure to the well-known began pooping it. This was met with much criticism from some people on the forums, who believed that it was to run dry extremely quickly. (But that's because everyone there thinks everything popular and humour-related is a fad.) A similar event happened with "Meet the Sniper", as well as "Meet the Scout."
 
 
 
===Minimum System Requirements===
 
*CPU: 1.7 GHz Processor or better
 
*RAM: 512 MB
 
*Graphics Card: DirectX 8.1 capable graphics card
 
*[[Windows]] XP/Vista/7/8
 
*[[Pikachu|Mouse]]
 
*[[This Key|Key]]<nowiki>board</nowiki>
 
*Internet Connection
 
 
 
===[[Macintosh]]===
 
*CPU: 1.7 GHz Processor or better
 
*OS X version Leopard 10.5.8 and above
 
*RAM: 1GB RAM
 
*Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce 8 or higher, ATI X1600 or higher or Intel HD 3000 or higher
 
*Mouse
 
*Keyboard
 
*Internet Connection
 
  
 
===Main Source for Poopers===
 
===Main Source for Poopers===
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===See Also===
 
===See Also===
 
*[[Fortress Forever]]
 
*[[Fortress Forever]]
*[[Left 4 Dead]]
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*[[Half-Life]]
*[[Gabe Newell]]
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[[Category:Internet Memes]]
 
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