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*[[The Beatles]] song "Here Comes the Sun" | *[[The Beatles]] song "Here Comes the Sun" | ||
*The [[British]] newspaper "the Sun". | *The [[British]] newspaper "the Sun". | ||
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*No [[1|one]] else. | *No [[1|one]] else. | ||
*Being angry all the time. | *Being angry all the time. | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Luigi]] | *[[Luigi]] | ||
*[[The Moon]] | *[[The Moon]] | ||
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*[[Ganon]] | *[[Ganon]] | ||
*[[You]] | *[[You]] | ||
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*[[The Beatles|Here comes the sun!]] | *[[The Beatles|Here comes the sun!]] | ||
*To him, the ultimate insult is being [[The Moon|mooned.]] | *To him, the ultimate insult is being [[The Moon|mooned.]] | ||
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*Some gangstas thought that the Sun doesn't shine on the ghetto. | *Some gangstas thought that the Sun doesn't shine on the ghetto. | ||
*One time in New Orleans, the Sun got shot at by the Moon. Now that's fucked up right there. | *One time in New Orleans, the Sun got shot at by the Moon. Now that's fucked up right there. | ||
*Is also a tabloid newspaper in the [[United Kingdom]]. | *Is also a tabloid newspaper in the [[United Kingdom]]. | ||
− | *Odor Blocker Body Wash from Old Spice is so powerful, it'd turn off the Sun! However, it gets too cold, so that Sun makes another Sun. | + | *Odor Blocker Body Wash from Old Spice is so powerful, it'd turn off the Sun! However, it gets too cold, so that Sun makes another Sun. DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
*Contrary to popular belief, he is NOT in fact a mass of incandescent gas, but a miasma of incandescent plasma. | *Contrary to popular belief, he is NOT in fact a mass of incandescent gas, but a miasma of incandescent plasma. | ||
*There are two of him on the planet Tatooine. | *There are two of him on the planet Tatooine. | ||
− | *Believes everything is better with two scoops of raisins | + | *Believes everything is better with two scoops of raisins. |
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Dicks]] | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Sun, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Sun, The}} |