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<I>Fuck you, Sun! Fuck you! - [[Doc Louis]]</I>
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[[The Sun]] is a living Sun that loves to run into all sorts of shit when looked at, which is followed by explosions. [[Ganon]] once tried to steal his face for DNA to create an army of Suns, but he melted before he could get to it.
 
 
<b>The Sun</b> is a living Sun that loves to run into all sorts of shit when looked at, which is followed by explosions. [[Ganon]] once tried to steal his face for DNA to create an army of Suns, but he melted before he could get to it.
 
 
[[Image:THE SUN.png|thumb|The Sun's [[Face]].]]
 
[[Image:THE SUN.png|thumb|The Sun's [[Face]].]]
 
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*The [[Birds|Phoenix Suns]]
 
*The [[Birds|Phoenix Suns]]
 
*[[The Beatles]] song "Here Comes the Sun"
 
*[[The Beatles]] song "Here Comes the Sun"
*The [[British]] newspaper "the Sun".
 
*The [[United Kingdom|British Empire]]
 
*[[Princess Celestia]]
 
 
*No [[1|one]] else.
 
*No [[1|one]] else.
 
*Being angry all the time.
 
*Being angry all the time.
*Smiling happy on a Violent day
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[The Moon]]
 
*[[The Moon]]
*The [[French]] and [[Spanish]]
 
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Me]]
 
*[[Me]]
*Anyone who looks at it.
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*[[Bobo|Anyone who looks at it]].
 
*[[Gay]]s
 
*[[Gay]]s
 
*When you use the shortcut in level 8-2 of Super Mario Bros. 3 to avoid him.
 
*When you use the shortcut in level 8-2 of Super Mario Bros. 3 to avoid him.
 
*Being shot at by [[the Moon]].
 
*Being shot at by [[the Moon]].
[[Image:Jerksun1024-150x150.png|thumb|right|The sun is a [[:Category:Dicks|jerk]]. It destroys me.]]
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*You must die!
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It doesn't talk...at all. What, did you honestly expect a gigantic plasmatic source of energy to say anything to you in the first place?
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[[Image:Jerksun1024-150x150.png|thumb|right|The sun is a [[:Category:Dicks|jerk]]. It destroys me.]]
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*[[The Beatles|Here comes the sun!]]
 
*[[The Beatles|Here comes the sun!]]
 
*To him, the ultimate insult is being [[The Moon|mooned.]]
 
*To him, the ultimate insult is being [[The Moon|mooned.]]
*In Equestria, the sun is too lazy to get up in the morning so [[Princess Celestia]] has to raise it.
 
 
*Some gangstas thought that the Sun doesn't shine on the ghetto.
 
*Some gangstas thought that the Sun doesn't shine on the ghetto.
 
*One time in New Orleans, the Sun got shot at by the Moon. Now that's fucked up right there.
 
*One time in New Orleans, the Sun got shot at by the Moon. Now that's fucked up right there.
*Is also a tabloid newspaper in the [[United Kingdom]].
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[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
*Odor Blocker Body Wash from Old Spice is so powerful, it'd turn off the Sun! However, it gets too cold, so that Sun makes another Sun. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrvWLdyG4Uw DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
 
*Contrary to popular belief, he is NOT in fact a mass of incandescent gas, but a miasma of incandescent plasma.
 
*There are two of him on the planet Tatooine.
 
*Believes everything is better with two scoops of raisins. Even if said raisins are the size of the Sun itself.
 
*The Sun never set upon the [[United Kingdom|British Empire]].
 
*In the Colecovision game [[Robin Hood]], the sun likes to smile at all the people getting kill.
 
 
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
[[Category:Dicks]]
 
 
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