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===Episode I: The Phantom Menace===
 
===Episode I: The Phantom Menace===
Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a simpleton and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become [[Darth Vader]]. Qui-Gon [[die]]s, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin Skywalker.
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Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a [[retard]] and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become [[Darth Vader]]. Qui-Gon [[die]]s, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin.
 
*This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''.
 
*This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''.
  
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===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith===
 
===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith===
<font color=#FFFFFF>Anakin</font> finally becomes [[Darth Vader]], and tries to kill his former master, <font color=#FFFFFF>Obi-Wan</font>. He fails to do so, and almost [[die]]s, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.
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Anakin finally becomes [[Darth Vader]], and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan. He fails to do so, and almost [[die]]s, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.
  
 
===Episode IV: A New Hope===
 
===Episode IV: A New Hope===
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{{VidCaption|XFBzRqdWN2w|Seeing as how the original Star Wars was released during [[The '70s|the peak of the disco era]], it is no surprise that a disco version exists.}}
 
{{VidCaption|XFBzRqdWN2w|Seeing as how the original Star Wars was released during [[The '70s|the peak of the disco era]], it is no surprise that a disco version exists.}}
 
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===Episode VIII: The Last Jedi===
 
The middle entry in the Sequel Trilogy, and the most controversial. <font color=#FFFFFF>Luke Skywalker dies, Kylo Ren kills Snoke, and Leia becomes Mary Poppins.</font>
 
  
 
==Anthology Series==
 
==Anthology Series==
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===Rogue One===
 
===Rogue One===
Mostly covers the theft of the Death Star plans by the daughter of a scientist who worked on the Death Star Project who ends up tagging along with a few members of the Rebel Alliance. Despite getting the plans to the rebellion, most of the main characters die while setting the stage for Episode IV.
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Mostly covers the theft of the Death Star plans. Details TBD.
 
 
===Solo===
 
Focuses on the background of a young Han Solo and Chewbacca as well as how the former managed win the Millennium Falcon from Lando Carlrissian.
 
  
 
=Usage in Youtube Poop=
 
=Usage in Youtube Poop=
 
*[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source.
 
*[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQa4PXGpXpI There was a collab featuring the duel on Mustafar].
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQa4PXGpXpI There was a collab featuring the duel on Mustafar].
*[[Danielle Pluzsik]] uses Darth Vader saying "NO!", an edited clip of Darth Vader saying "I am your mother", Admiral Ackbar saying "IT'S A TRAP!", Boba Fett from the animated portion of the holiday special, and Luke Skywalker whining in her poops.
 
 
*Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops.
 
*Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops.
*Some poopers have also used video games related to the franchise as sources such as the case with [[iteachvader]] using the ''Star Wars: X-Wing'' games as a source.
 
 
*Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon.
 
*Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon.
  
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**George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet.
 
**George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet.
 
**In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed.
 
**In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed.
**Star Wars actually single-handedly saved 20th Century Fox from the brink of bankruptcy, and turned it completely around, to the point that the studio was making huge profits.
 
 
*George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
 
*George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
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*Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked. However, they weren't as [[bad]] as the Clone Wars movie that was released after Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
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**Speaking of episode III, Revenge of the Sith is widely considered the best of the Prequel Trilogy.
 
*The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is '''The Empire Strikes Back''', which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series.
 
*The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is '''The Empire Strikes Back''', which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series.
 
*They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds.
 
*They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds.
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[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2002]]
 
[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2002]]
 
[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2005]]
 
[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2005]]
[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2015]]
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[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2008]]
 
[[Category: Sources - Movies]]
 
[[Category: Sources - Movies]]
 
[[Category: Star Wars]]
 
[[Category: Star Wars]]
 
[[Category: Transformers]]
 
[[Category: Transformers]]

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