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''A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...'' | ''A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...'' | ||
− | Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, | + | Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, and ruined '''forever''' in 1997. |
[[File:Starwars1977.jpg|frame|right|Star Wars poster from [[the '70s|1977]].]] | [[File:Starwars1977.jpg|frame|right|Star Wars poster from [[the '70s|1977]].]] | ||
[[Image:Deathstar.jpg|thumb|right|Needs no comment.]] | [[Image:Deathstar.jpg|thumb|right|Needs no comment.]] | ||
{{Vid|CNiTVUCTSlg}} | {{Vid|CNiTVUCTSlg}} | ||
− | =Characters= | + | ==Characters== |
*[[The Joker|Luke Skywalker]] | *[[The Joker|Luke Skywalker]] | ||
*[[Darth Vader]]<font color=#FFFFFF>/Anakin Skywalker</font> | *[[Darth Vader]]<font color=#FFFFFF>/Anakin Skywalker</font> | ||
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*Jar-Jar Binks | *Jar-Jar Binks | ||
− | =The Movies & Their Plot= | + | ==The Movies & Their Plot== |
{{Spoil|You don't need to read this article. This is not the info you are looking for.}} | {{Spoil|You don't need to read this article. This is not the info you are looking for.}} | ||
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===Episode I: The Phantom Menace=== | ===Episode I: The Phantom Menace=== | ||
− | Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a | + | Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a [[retard]] and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become [[Darth Vader]]. Qui-Gon [[die]]s, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin. |
*This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''. | *This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''. | ||
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===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith=== | ===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith=== | ||
− | + | Anakin finally becomes [[Darth Vader]], and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan. He fails to do so, and almost [[die]]s, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed. | |
===Episode IV: A New Hope=== | ===Episode IV: A New Hope=== | ||
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===Episode VI: Return of the Jedi=== | ===Episode VI: Return of the Jedi=== | ||
− | They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Later, Lando blows-up the [[2|second]] Death Star, and | + | They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Later, Lando blows-up the [[2|second]] Death Star, and Darth Vader turns back into Anakin. They then celebrate greatly. |
[[Image:Emporer-dope.gif|thumb|right|250px|The Emperor having a [[good]] time.]] | [[Image:Emporer-dope.gif|thumb|right|250px|The Emperor having a [[good]] time.]] | ||
===Episode VII: The Force Awakens=== | ===Episode VII: The Force Awakens=== | ||
− | The first of the '''Sequel trilogy''', set 30 years after Return of the Jedi. | + | The first of the '''Sequel trilogy''', set 30 years after Return of the Jedi. Also notable for a "no spoiler" campaign, thus, the plot will not be revealed here. |
− | {{VidCaption| | + | {{VidCaption|uJ3kV3Icm28|Seeing as how the original Star Wars was released during [[The '70s|the peak of the disco era]], it is no surprise that a disco version exists.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{VidCaption|iKZ5xHV5iNM|But it is surprising that a disco version exists of the Empire Strikes Back, which came-out [[The '80s|after the death of disco]].}} |
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*[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source. | *[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source. | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQa4PXGpXpI There was a collab featuring the duel on Mustafar]. | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQa4PXGpXpI There was a collab featuring the duel on Mustafar]. | ||
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*Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops. | *Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops. | ||
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*Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon. | *Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon. | ||
− | =Trivia= | + | ==Trivia== |
− | *Was never expected to be a huge hit in 1977, much less spawn a whole franchise and | + | *Was never expected to be a huge hit in 1977, much less spawn a whole franchise and change the face of film. As it turned out, everybody was [[dead]] wrong. |
**George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet. | **George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet. | ||
**In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed. | **In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed. | ||
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*George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies. | *George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies. | ||
+ | *Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked. However, they weren't as [[bad]] as the Clone Wars movie that was released after Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. | ||
+ | **Speaking of episode III, Revenge of the Sith is widely considered the best of the Prequel Trilogy. | ||
*The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is '''The Empire Strikes Back''', which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series. | *The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is '''The Empire Strikes Back''', which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series. | ||
*They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds. | *They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds. | ||
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*Both [[Family Guy]] and [[Robot Chicken]] have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies. | *Both [[Family Guy]] and [[Robot Chicken]] have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies. | ||
*Not to be confused with [[Galvatron|Star Trek]], or Spaceballs. | *Not to be confused with [[Galvatron|Star Trek]], or Spaceballs. | ||
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*''May the force be with you.'' | *''May the force be with you.'' | ||
[[Category: Sources - Produced in 1977]] | [[Category: Sources - Produced in 1977]] | ||
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[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2002]] | [[Category: Sources - Produced in 2002]] | ||
[[Category: Sources - Produced in 2005]] | [[Category: Sources - Produced in 2005]] | ||
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[[Category: Sources - Movies]] | [[Category: Sources - Movies]] | ||
[[Category: Star Wars]] | [[Category: Star Wars]] | ||
[[Category: Transformers]] | [[Category: Transformers]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Nintendo Entertainment System]] |