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''A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...'' | ''A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...'' | ||
− | Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, | + | Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, and ruined '''forever''' in 1997. |
[[File:Starwars1977.jpg|frame|right|Star Wars poster from [[the '70s|1977]].]] | [[File:Starwars1977.jpg|frame|right|Star Wars poster from [[the '70s|1977]].]] | ||
[[Image:Deathstar.jpg|thumb|right|Needs no comment.]] | [[Image:Deathstar.jpg|thumb|right|Needs no comment.]] | ||
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− | =Characters= | + | {{Vid|4YXvmyN8hLQ}} |
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*[[The Joker|Luke Skywalker]] | *[[The Joker|Luke Skywalker]] | ||
− | *[[Darth Vader]] | + | *[[Darth Vader]]/Anakin Skywalker |
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*C-3PO | *C-3PO | ||
*R2-D2 | *R2-D2 | ||
− | *Chancellor Palpatine | + | *The Emperor/Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious |
*Princess Leia | *Princess Leia | ||
*Lando Calrissian | *Lando Calrissian | ||
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*Jar-Jar Binks | *Jar-Jar Binks | ||
− | =The Movies & Their Plot= | + | ==The Movies & Their Plot== |
− | {{Spoil| | + | {{Spoil|Go see them now, you lazy bastard.}} |
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===Episode I: The Phantom Menace=== | ===Episode I: The Phantom Menace=== | ||
− | Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a | + | Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a [[retard]] and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become [[Darth Vader]]. Qui-Gon [[die]]s, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin. |
*This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''. | *This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''. | ||
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===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith=== | ===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith=== | ||
− | + | Anakin finally becomes [[Darth Vader]], and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan. He fails to do so, and almost [[die]]s, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed. | |
===Episode IV: A New Hope=== | ===Episode IV: A New Hope=== | ||
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===Episode VI: Return of the Jedi=== | ===Episode VI: Return of the Jedi=== | ||
− | They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. | + | They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Meanwhile, Lando blows-up the [[2|second]] Death Star. They then celebrate greatly. |
[[Image:Emporer-dope.gif|thumb|right|250px|The Emperor having a [[good]] time.]] | [[Image:Emporer-dope.gif|thumb|right|250px|The Emperor having a [[good]] time.]] | ||
+ | ===Star Wars: The Clone Wars=== | ||
+ | '''You cannot prove that this film exists.''' | ||
+ | {{VidCaption|18-NRK7eFT0|Seeing as how the original Star Wars was released during [[The '70s|the peak of the disco era]], it is no surprise that a disco version exists.}} | ||
+ | {{VidCaption|iKZ5xHV5iNM|But it is surprising that a disco version exists of the Empire Strikes Back, which came-out [[The '80s|after the death of disco]].}} | ||
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− | =Usage in Youtube Poop= | ||
*[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source. | *[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source. | ||
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*Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops. | *Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops. | ||
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*Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon. | *Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon. | ||
− | =Trivia= | + | ==Trivia== |
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*George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies. | *George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies. | ||
− | * | + | *Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked. However, they weren't as [[bad]] as the Clone Wars movie that was released after Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. |
+ | **Speaking of episode III, Revenge of the Sith is widely considered the best of the Prequel Trilogy. | ||
*They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds. | *They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds. | ||
*It holds the record for most movie [[Money|merchandise]] in [[Histeria|history]]. | *It holds the record for most movie [[Money|merchandise]] in [[Histeria|history]]. | ||
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**As well as multiple [[Coney Island Disco Palace|disco]] remixes of its music, all from Meco. | **As well as multiple [[Coney Island Disco Palace|disco]] remixes of its music, all from Meco. | ||
*Apparently, according to some weird people, [[you]] have to hate some things in order to be[[cum|come]] a true fan of Star Wars. | *Apparently, according to some weird people, [[you]] have to hate some things in order to be[[cum|come]] a true fan of Star Wars. | ||
− | *There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]]' The Empire Strikes Back game, [[Nintendo|SNES']] Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from [[the 1980s]], which used colour 3D vector graphics. | + | *There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the [[Nintendo Entertainment System|Famicom]]'s Star Wars game, the [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]]' The Empire Strikes Back game, [[Nintendo|SNES']] Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from [[the 1980s]], which used colour 3D vector graphics. |
− | *Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, | + | *Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, also known as LucasFilm Games, who also made games like [[Aran Ryan|Maniac]] [[Luigi|Mansion]], [[The Irate Gamer|Zombies Ate My Neighbors]], and the [[Tales of Monkey Island]]. |
*They also released a Star Wars [[Cave Christmas|Christmas]] Special. Yep, [[Nostalgia Critic|it was bad.]] So bad in fact, that George Lucas considered it his ''personal shame'' in his entire film career. The Christmas Special was his personal shame over shit like [[Duck Donald|Howard the Duck]] and Jar-Jar Binks. | *They also released a Star Wars [[Cave Christmas|Christmas]] Special. Yep, [[Nostalgia Critic|it was bad.]] So bad in fact, that George Lucas considered it his ''personal shame'' in his entire film career. The Christmas Special was his personal shame over shit like [[Duck Donald|Howard the Duck]] and Jar-Jar Binks. | ||
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*It is the source of [[2]] internet memes: the "IT'S A [[Trap|TRAP]]!" meme, as well as the "[[Do Not Want|DO NOT WANT]]!" meme. | *It is the source of [[2]] internet memes: the "IT'S A [[Trap|TRAP]]!" meme, as well as the "[[Do Not Want|DO NOT WANT]]!" meme. | ||
*Both [[Family Guy]] and [[Robot Chicken]] have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies. | *Both [[Family Guy]] and [[Robot Chicken]] have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies. | ||
*Not to be confused with [[Galvatron|Star Trek]], or Spaceballs. | *Not to be confused with [[Galvatron|Star Trek]], or Spaceballs. | ||
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*''May the force be with you.'' | *''May the force be with you.'' | ||
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[[Category: Sources - Movies]] | [[Category: Sources - Movies]] | ||
[[Category: Star Wars]] | [[Category: Star Wars]] | ||
[[Category: Transformers]] | [[Category: Transformers]] |