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*'''Conscientious Objector''': You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! Replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Conscientious Objector''': You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! Replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
*'''Escape Plan''': A pickaxe just like the Equalizer but it increases speed as you take damage and marks you for death. It's an all-or-nothing risk. Replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Escape Plan''': A pickaxe just like the Equalizer but it increases speed as you take damage and marks you for death. It's an all-or-nothing risk. Replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
− | *'''Necro Smasher''': A miniature replica of the hammer used in the World's Largest Strongman Machine. Not only the classic tool for testing your strength, but also a great blood- | + | *'''Necro Smasher''': A miniature replica of the hammer used in the World's Largest Strongman Machine. Not only the classic tool for testing your strength, but also a great blood-spraying, bone-breaking bludgeon! Replaces the ''Shovel''. |
====Community==== | ====Community==== | ||
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=== Vietnam and 2Fort === | === Vietnam and 2Fort === | ||
− | He desperately wanted to fight in Vietnam as well, but still the Soldier was rejected from the military branches (Even if drafting was used.) This time he went to | + | He desperately wanted to fight in Vietnam as well, but still the Soldier was rejected from the military branches (Even if drafting was used.) This time he went to 2Fort, Texas instead to kill some other people. He was awarded the Medal of Honour by himself and was signed as head of the General of the Blue Team. It later turned out that the Red Team had more players and more points, so the Soldier switched like a bastard to the Red Team and has been fighting on it ever since. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*His voice actor did several roles in ''[[Star Fox]] 64'', including ''[[Wolf O'Donnell]]'', ''[[General Pepper]]'', ''[[Leon Powalski]]'', and ''[[Andross]]''. | *His voice actor did several roles in ''[[Star Fox]] 64'', including ''[[Wolf O'Donnell]]'', ''[[General Pepper]]'', ''[[Leon Powalski]]'', and ''[[Andross]]''. | ||
*Can transform into the evil known as the "[[Penis|Painis]] Cupcake". God help us... God help us all! | *Can transform into the evil known as the "[[Penis|Painis]] Cupcake". God help us... God help us all! | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Team Fortress 2]] | *[[Team Fortress 2]] | ||
[[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | [[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - American]] | [[Category:Characters - American]] | ||
[[Category:Militaristic People]] | [[Category:Militaristic People]] | ||
[[Category:Loud Characters]] | [[Category:Loud Characters]] |