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*'''Conscientious Objector''': You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! Replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Conscientious Objector''': You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! Replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
*'''Escape Plan''': A pickaxe just like the Equalizer but it increases speed as you take damage and marks you for death. It's an all-or-nothing risk. Replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Escape Plan''': A pickaxe just like the Equalizer but it increases speed as you take damage and marks you for death. It's an all-or-nothing risk. Replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
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====Community==== | ====Community==== | ||
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*'''Black Box''': This trusty rocket launcher originally used for blowing up tanks heals the Soldier on every successful hit trading off for a smaller clip size. Ok, how many classes have a way of healing themselves now? Replaces the ''RAW-KIT LAWNCHAIR''. | *'''Black Box''': This trusty rocket launcher originally used for blowing up tanks heals the Soldier on every successful hit trading off for a smaller clip size. Ok, how many classes have a way of healing themselves now? Replaces the ''RAW-KIT LAWNCHAIR''. | ||
*'''Battalion's Backup''': If you can survive long enough to fill your rage meter this time, teammates are protected from crits and take less damage with extra resistance against sentries. Rally an almost invincible horde! Replaces the ''Shotgun''. | *'''Battalion's Backup''': If you can survive long enough to fill your rage meter this time, teammates are protected from crits and take less damage with extra resistance against sentries. Rally an almost invincible horde! Replaces the ''Shotgun''. | ||
− | *'''Concheror''': What more vampire weapons? Anyway, dealing damage builds rage and when the seashell is blown, all nearby teammates heal some of the damage they deal and get a speed boost. Nothing like good old Japanese guile to rally the troops! | + | *'''Concheror''': What more vampire weapons? Anyway, dealing damage builds rage and when the seashell is blown, all nearby teammates heal some of the damage they deal and get a speed boost. Nothing like good old Japanese guile to rally the troops! Replaces the ''Shotgun''. |
*'''Half-Zatoichi''': Don't pull this katana out when you don't need it, because you can't swap to another weapon until you make a kill with this one. The Demoman can also use this...wait...are they just gonna battle sword to sword rather than capping the intelligence? Anywho, replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Half-Zatoichi''': Don't pull this katana out when you don't need it, because you can't swap to another weapon until you make a kill with this one. The Demoman can also use this...wait...are they just gonna battle sword to sword rather than capping the intelligence? Anywho, replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
*'''Mantreads''': The Soldier gets in on [[Mario]]'s act of Goomba stomping his enemies into oblivion with these damage dealing boots. Trust me. You're not gonna like being hit by a Rocket Stomp. Replaces the ''Shotgun''. | *'''Mantreads''': The Soldier gets in on [[Mario]]'s act of Goomba stomping his enemies into oblivion with these damage dealing boots. Trust me. You're not gonna like being hit by a Rocket Stomp. Replaces the ''Shotgun''. | ||
*'''Disciplinary Action''': Screw human rights! Whacking your men with this Riding Crop has proven to increase running speed of teammates into battle! Replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Disciplinary Action''': Screw human rights! Whacking your men with this Riding Crop has proven to increase running speed of teammates into battle! Replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
*'''Liberty Launcher''': Fires faster rockets, but no splash damage penalty here. There is, however, an overall damage penalty. Regardless, you might as well go into a humiliation stance. Replaces the ''RAW-KIT''...wait. I think you already know what it replaces. | *'''Liberty Launcher''': Fires faster rockets, but no splash damage penalty here. There is, however, an overall damage penalty. Regardless, you might as well go into a humiliation stance. Replaces the ''RAW-KIT''...wait. I think you already know what it replaces. | ||
− | *'''Reserve Shooter''': Juggle 'em up with one rocket, shoot 'em down with the | + | *'''Reserve Shooter''': Juggle 'em up with one rocket, shoot 'em down with the 3 second Mini-Crit bonus for airborne targets this new ''shotgun'' brings. |
*'''Market Gardener''': This ''Shovel'' is lethal to other airborne targets when rocket jumping. No sticky jumper or FaN Scout should dare interrupt your graceful leap when you've got this baby! | *'''Market Gardener''': This ''Shovel'' is lethal to other airborne targets when rocket jumping. No sticky jumper or FaN Scout should dare interrupt your graceful leap when you've got this baby! | ||
− | *'''Beggar's Bazooka''': Can load up to three rockets for a barrage of destruction, like in Unreal Tournament! But they deviate in 3 different degrees of direction, like your launcher had one too many to drink. Also, careful not to overload or else it'll misfire, leaving you with a team full of laughter | + | *'''Beggar's Bazooka''': Can load up to three rockets for a barrage of destruction, like in Unreal Tournament! But they deviate in 3 different degrees of direction, like your launcher had one too many to drink. Also, careful not to overload or else it'll misfire, leaving you with a team full of laughter. Replaces the ''Rocket Launcher''. |
*'''Bat Outta Hell''': This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't. Replaces the ''Shovel''. | *'''Bat Outta Hell''': This gruesome skull on a spine gives new meaning to the word "headbanging" as you whack your enemies with it! In fact, you can make this weapon by tearing out your own skull and spine...actually, don't. Replaces the ''Shovel''. | ||
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====Promotion==== | ====Promotion==== | ||
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=== Vietnam and 2Fort === | === Vietnam and 2Fort === | ||
− | He desperately wanted to fight in Vietnam as well, but still the Soldier was rejected from the military branches (Even if drafting was used.) This time he went to | + | He desperately wanted to fight in Vietnam as well, but still the Soldier was rejected from the military branches (Even if drafting was used.) This time he went to 2Fort, Texas instead to kill some other people. He was awarded the Medal of Honour by himself and was signed as head of the General of the Blue Team. It later turned out that the Red Team had more players and more points, so the Soldier switched like a bastard to the Red Team and has been fighting on it ever since. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear...or comfortable...in this costume!" | *"I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear...or comfortable...in this costume!" | ||
*"OH NO! THAT [[:Category:Robots|ROBOT]] IS A GHOST!" | *"OH NO! THAT [[:Category:Robots|ROBOT]] IS A GHOST!" | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*His voice actor did several roles in ''[[Star Fox]] 64'', including ''[[Wolf O'Donnell]]'', ''[[General Pepper]]'', ''[[Leon Powalski]]'', and ''[[Andross]]''. | *His voice actor did several roles in ''[[Star Fox]] 64'', including ''[[Wolf O'Donnell]]'', ''[[General Pepper]]'', ''[[Leon Powalski]]'', and ''[[Andross]]''. | ||
*Can transform into the evil known as the "[[Penis|Painis]] Cupcake". God help us... God help us all! | *Can transform into the evil known as the "[[Penis|Painis]] Cupcake". God help us... God help us all! | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Team Fortress 2]] | *[[Team Fortress 2]] | ||
[[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | [[Category:Team Fortress 2]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - American]] | [[Category:Characters - American]] | ||
[[Category:Militaristic People]] | [[Category:Militaristic People]] | ||
[[Category:Loud Characters]] | [[Category:Loud Characters]] |